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2024/05/01-31 (31 days)


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Topics total: 0 (448, 21, 2)

(^) Monthly Activity

Month Days; Actual numbers (lines):

1 733		2 206		3 245		4 170		5 314		6 679		7 741		8 550		9 453		10 42		11 411		12 286		13 584		14 568		15 128		16 348		17 955		18 156		19 248		20 460		21 165		22 64		23 84		24 38		25 361		26 490		27 184		28 348		29 129		30 286		31 115

Month Days; Actual numbers (percent):

1 6.98%				2 1.96%				3 2.33%				4 1.62%				5 2.99%				6 6.47%				7 7.06%				8 5.24%				9 4.31%				10 0.40%				11 3.91%				12 2.72%				13 5.56%				14 5.41%				15 1.22%				16 3.31%				17 9.10%				18 1.49%				19 2.36%				20 4.38%				21 1.57%				22 0.61%				23 0.80%				24 0.36%				25 3.44%				26 4.67%				27 1.75%				28 3.31%				29 1.23%				30 2.72%				31 1.10%

Month Days; Mean-adjusted (percent):

1 6.95%				2 1.95%				3 2.32%				4 1.61%				5 2.98%				6 6.44%				7 7.03%				8 5.22%				9 4.30%				10 0.40%				11 3.90%				12 2.71%				13 5.54%				14 5.39%				15 1.21%				16 3.30%				17 9.06%				18 1.48%				19 2.35%				20 4.36%				21 1.57%				22 0.61%				23 0.80%				24 0.36%				25 3.42%				26 4.65%				27 1.75%				28 3.30%				29 1.22%				30 2.71%				31 1.09%

(^) Weekday Activity

Weekdays; Actual numbers (lines):

SUNDAY 1338

MONDAY 1907

TUESDAY 1822

WEDNESDAY 1604

THURSDAY 1377

FRIDAY 1395

SATURDAY 1098

Weekdays; Actual numbers (percent):

SUNDAY 12.74%

MONDAY 18.16%

TUESDAY 17.35%

WEDNESDAY 15.28%

THURSDAY 13.11%

FRIDAY 13.29%

SATURDAY 10.46%

(^) Activity and Top Users by Time of Day

00:00 to 05:59 952 9.03%												06:00 to 11:59 1267 12.02%												12:00 to 17:59 3562 33.79%												18:00 to 23:59 4760 45.16%
426 4.04%		242 2.30%		135 1.28%		22 0.21%		44 0.42%		83 0.79%		43 0.41%		75 0.71%		193 1.83%		330 3.13%		210 1.99%		416 3.95%		325 3.08%		380 3.60%		348 3.30%		281 2.67%		950 9.01%		1278 12.12%		595 5.64%		1209 11.47%		1021 9.69%		1572 14.91%		268 2.54%		95 0.90%
12 am		1 am		2 am		3 am		4 am		5 am		6 am		7 am		8 am		9 am		10 am		11 am		12 pm		1 pm		2 pm		3 pm		4 pm		5 pm		6 pm		7 pm		8 pm		9 pm		10 pm		11 pm
		User						Lines						User						Lines						User						Lines						User						Lines
1		WAGOO						202 52386, 5094, 1075				1		skynet						409 4752, 2216, 0				1		skynet						920 18474, 11398, 0				1		skynet						1009 23432, 12526, 0
		"I wasted 210 hours taking photographs with Us Cracks"												"Once upon a time, in a small town, there lived a man named Greg. Greg was what some people would call a beta cuck faggot. He was timid, submissive, and always allowed others to walk all over him."												"Scotch is a type of whiskey and does not have a sexual orientation. If you're referring to a person named Scotch, their sexual orientation would be personal information that isn't appropriate to speculate on."												"Yes, using the term "Jap" as a derogatory term for Japanese people is considered racist and offensive. It is important to use respectful language when referring to individuals of any race or ethnicity."
2		skynet						175 1112, 418, 0				2		HICKS						285 67612, 7121, 282				2		WAGOO						572 102319, 13189, 783				2		WAGOO						969 204760, 27761, 2908
		"There seems to be a mix of actual metals and genres of metal music in this list. The actual metals are Silver and Cobalt. Unobtanium is a fictional metal. The rest are genres of metal music."												"had a headache all day yesterday in the office because of it"												"just a few more hundred hours shagging the Us Cracks girls first"												"oh one of them in an Air Ghoul t-shirt hehe"
3		ATAD						159 1554, 405, 0				3		WAGOO						219 45190, 4258, 199				3		HICKS						567 148268, 17405, 682				3		HICKS						845 230725, 28725, 1326
		"you have a lot of fun with Cyberpunk m8"												"just having a dirty weekend with the 4 girls from last weekend"												"i doubt he has had the good taste to watch it"												"i believe skynet should now automatically start itself if it dies"
4		[st]SteveJH						107 110, 0, 0				4		dw						209 49032, 4779, 227				4		SOL						441 27936, 6868, 430				4		ATAD						358 4666, 997, 1
		"Good taste lol"												"Quote 3642: Wagoo> yeah I'll be a chick with a dick next time I guess"												"hang on - did they de-censor skynet?"												"hicks: What's with skynet getting guested by nickserv?"
5		dw						91 26663, 1519, 100				5		KREANS						55 25138, 3529, 352				5		dw						325 85490, 8600, 532				5		SOL						353 26352, 6954, 556
		"Weather report: hassock's (Southern Region, Malawi [-15.5,35])"												"get to fuck dolphin wanks"												"Quote 917: <zygotes> how's yer mam? <Wagoo> long, loose, full of juice"												"I'm gonna play some cyberpunk for a bit then sleep"
6		[hs]Stormkeeper						60 88, 0, 0				6		SOL						49 16610, 3852, 292				6		KREANS						258 47143, 9750, 638				6		KREANS						303 98630, 24588, 2975
		"I want to record the first time opening new stuff"												"I should really study more but it's finding the time"												"Bis were fucking great"												"michael is fighting herself"
7		SOL						46 250, 41, 0				7		trumpet						22 12442, 2826, 73				7		[hs]Stormkeeper						119 277, 0, 0				7		dw						246 135528, 14390, 915
		"Yep burnt out, glad I have time off work now."												"- 1 Pre-made pie crust packaging. Bake the pie for at least."												"I'm not as scared of AI as a bunch of people"												"Wagoo, event remembered by hours. Due to occur in: 1hr."
8		KREANS						39 12754, 3789, 581				8		NETH EDDOWES						5 0, 0, 0				8		ATAD						113 2400, 263, 1				8		smf						183 41976, 2716, 168
		"wog dr who is pretty good tbf"																								"so gonna play a lot of Cyberpunk then? lozl"												"they're definitely more listenable than slayer"
9		HICKS trumpet						18 0, 0, 0				9		FAVUS						3 12414, 395, 73				9		trumpet						75 21873, 7573, 231				9		[hs]Stormkeeper						113 208, 0, 0
														"afternoon digi!"												"Is igor a giant baby that's head was too large. He torn her gear off and i am doing fine, thanks."												"Are Ireland trying to win it this time?"
10		BEN						6 249, 0, 0																10		smf						68 8351, 1531, 10				10		trumpet						105 48095, 27964, 649
		"That's somehow more fucked up than the source material."																								"fixed that, noticed a buzz all over"												"I ended up about life of shite your head up it at claire."
11		bogbot						5 266, 148, 5																11		FAVUS						45 28678, 697, 144				11		[st]SteveJH						96 145, 0, 0
																										"heh no its a practice model for some paint holders for the wife"												"Good bang or bad bang?"
12		FAVUS						3 7388, 341, 54																12		NETH						35 3958, 1550, 165				12		EDDOWES						53 12987, 380, 2
		"well maybe 3 body problem will be worth a go"																								"drone drone day? Like are the cicadias here?"												"And no such cap for cheese imo"
																								13		[st]SteveJH						19 19, 0, 0				13		MrPSB						47 14210, 451, 163
																										"So today a bit loose but OK overall"												"WRITE MY SCOTT MILLS BABY RAPE STORY DAMN YOU"
																																				14		NETH						36 3304, 1266, 28
																																						"I think america might be the only country who does labor day on a different day"
																																				15		FAVUS						24 34203, 1534, 159
																																						"I hear the tories are having a good weekend"
																																				16		bogbot						13 6908, 2011, 86
																																				17		JIM						3 14762, 46, 1
																																						"i know :("

(^) Top Words

Words of the MONTH

	Word	Total	Top user	Users' Total	Places Moved		Word	Total	Top user	Users' Total	Places Moved		Word	Total	Top user	Users' Total	Places Moved
1.	story	160	HICKS	89	+ > 97	14.	life	30	skynet	75	+ > 42	27.	pick	24	HICKS	20	+ > 14
2.	write	128	HICKS	73	+ > 95	15.	respectful	30	skynet	53	+ > 40	28.	car	23	HICKS	7	+ > 13
3.	cyberpunk	54	ATAD	26	+ > 79	16.	sex	29	skynet	25	+ > 36	29.	list	23	skynet	10	+ > 12
4.	hours	44	HICKS	20	+ > 74	17.	ai	29	skynet	41	+ > 35	30.	order	23	skynet	15	+ > 11
5.	baby	41	MrPSB	29	+ > 70	18.	point	29	SOL	9	+ > 33	31.	rapist	23	skynet	22	+ > 9
6.	fun	40	skynet	25	+ > 67	19.	start	29	skynet	25	+ > 32	32.	naked	23	skynet	12	+ > 8
7.	eurovision	37	MrPSB	20	+ > 63	20.	pastry	27	WAGOO	21	+ > 27	33.	star	23	skynet	57	+ > 5
8.	findquote	35	HICKS	28	+ > 57	21.	body	26	skynet	73	+ > 26	34.	drone	23	HICKS	18	+ > 4
9.	uk	34	WAGOO	20	+ > 56	22.	mad	26	HICKS	15	+ > 23	35.	considered	22	skynet	55	+ > 3
10.	joke	33	WAGOO	24	+ > 54	23.	feel	26	skynet	81	+ > 21	36.	size	22	skynet	30	+ > 2
11.	train	32	WAGOO	17	+ > 50	24.	word	26	skynet	22	+ > 20
12.	vagina	32	HICKS	30	+ > 49	25.	sort	25	SOL	9	+ > 19
13.	girls	32	WAGOO	24	+ > 48	26.	buy	25	WAGOO	14	+ > 17

Moved Up

	Word	Total	Top user	Users' Total	Places Moved		Word	Total	Top user	Users' Total	Places Moved		Word	Total	Top user	Users' Total	Places Moved
1.	called	52	HICKS	21	+52	12.	people	74	skynet	116	+24	23.	day	69	skynet	145	+6
2.	song	35	skynet	23	+49	13.	game	66	skynet	26	+21	24.	eggs	33	skynet	56	+6
3.	sol	40	skynet	19	+49	14.	year	43	WAGOO	22	+20	25.	love	33	skynet	55	+5
4.	live	35	skynet	15	+44	15.	heh	58	HICKS	23	+20	26.	lol	100	ATAD	29	+4
5.	real	36	skynet	20	+44	16.	guess	29	WAGOO	13	+19	27.	playing	31	HICKS	9	+4
6.	lot	36	WAGOO	9	+41	17.	weather	51	dw	49	+14	28.	man	63	skynet	69	+1
7.	black	54	skynet	47	+32	18.	play	40	SOL	11	+12	29.	bit	81	HICKS	23	+1
8.	penis	29	skynet	28	+31	19.	haha	33	HICKS	11	+9	30.	time	126	skynet	118	+1
9.	games	28	skynet	11	+28	20.	great	38	skynet	23	+8
10.	egg	728	HICKS	722	+25	21.	stuff	62	SOL	19	+7
11.	cool	33	HICKS	13	+24	22.	skynet	893	HICKS	430	+7

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pretty

50

WAGOO

12

Moved Down

	Word	Total	Top user	Users' Total	Places Moved		Word	Total	Top user	Users' Total	Places Moved		Word	Total	Top user	Users' Total	Places Moved
1.	dw	181	HICKS	67	-2	12.	fucking	74	SOL	27	-10	23.	mohh	31	SOL	13	-22
2.	good	127	skynet	45	-2	13.	work	42	skynet	24	-10	24.	sounds	30	skynet	22	-24
3.	hehe	146	WAGOO	79	-3	14.	days	30	skynet	15	-12	25.	thought	26	skynet	19	-33
4.	shit	82	HICKS	25	-3	15.	night	31	skynet	81	-13	26.	guy	25	HICKS	12	-34
5.	bad	31	WAGOO	9	-3	16.	today	41	skynet	22	-13	27.	long	23	skynet	22	-35
6.	nice	56	WAGOO	20	-4	17.	wagoo	51	dw	34	-14	28.	watch	28	skynet	11	-37
7.	years	40	skynet	44	-5	18.	watching	30	WAGOO	13	-14	29.	week	25	WAGOO	12	-44
8.	face	26	skynet	44	-7	19.	answer	29	HICKS	15	-15	30.	mate	27	HICKS	10	-50
9.	fuck	71	HICKS	19	-8	20.	big	40	HICKS	15	-16	31.	cunt	26	HICKS	9	-55
10.	dunno	23	WAGOO	7	-9	21.	fucked	23	SOL	7	-16	32.	trumpets	29	KREANS	17	-66
11.	gonna	35	WAGOO	14	-9	22.	fanny	25	HICKS	11	-19

(^) Top Quotes

(^) Top Typical (most average sentences with the highest word scores)

(trumpet) Spreading love, and skynet is on there :o.

(SOL) hang on - did they de-censor skynet?

(SOL) I think skynet could write better STD episodes

(SOL) I'll save the big story stuff until I have days off

(SOL) I'm gonna play some cyberpunk for a bit then sleep

(ATAD) hicks: What's with skynet getting guested by nickserv?

(HICKS) i believe skynet should now automatically start itself if it dies

([hs]Stormkeeper) I forget... who operates skynet btw?

(trumpet) skynet, Is it the labia minora.

(EDDOWES) Skynet: is aids a serious illness

(HICKS) moar sausage to egg ratio too actually

(HICKS) over a quarter pound of beef per egg

(KREANS) i have egg on toast with bacon's

(HICKS) 17 hours into hfw and i've done a bit of the main story

(SOL) Piano time then Cyberpunk time

(SOL) Wagoo: should I buy PL or just complete the main story?

(WAGOO) it lets you move your head a bit more in the shower for some reason hehe

(smf) hehe that iranian dude actually kinda rips on him a bit

(SOL) Glad you had a good time :)

(SOL) back from Devon a day early as the weather turned to shit

(^) Highest Word Score

(skynet) I am not sure what you mean by "egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg." Could you please provide more context or clarify your question?

(skynet) No, that is not how babies are formed. Babies are formed when a sperm from a man fertilizes an egg from a woman, typically through sexual intercourse. The sperm and egg then combine to create a fertilized egg, which eventually develops into a baby. It is important to have accurate information about reproduction and contraception to prevent unintended pregnancies and sexually transmitted

(skynet) 5. Flatten each portion of sausage mixture in the palm of your hand. Place a peeled egg in the center and wrap the sausage around the egg, ensuring the egg is completely covered.

(dw) Examples: dw rem 1 day A day has passed. | dw rem 3:16 A godly time! | dw rem 11:37:28 2008-06-02 Dreamwarper's 10th birthday | dw rem list | dw rem search Dreamwarper*birth | dw rem list 2008-06-?? (rems set in the time or time date format will be set via that time in the UK.)

(HICKS) skynet is back as skynet but it's on the other side of the split

(skynet) When a man and woman have sexual intercourse, the man's sperm fertilizes the woman's egg, which then grows into a baby in the woman's uterus. The sperm typically enters the woman's vagina, not her bum, to reach the egg. The baby is formed through a complex process of cell division and growth inside the woman's body.

(skynet) An egg is a reproductive body produced by a female bird, fish, reptile, or other animal, consisting of an embryo surrounded by nutrient-rich egg white and a protective shell. Eggs are commonly consumed as food and are a versatile ingredient in cooking.

(skynet) 3. A Fabergé egg: A scrap metal dealer in the U.S. bought a golden egg for $13,302 in a bric-a-brac market, hoping to melt it down for profit. Thankfully, he searched on the internet before doing so and discovered it was one of the missing Fabergé imperial eggs, once owned by the Russian royal family. It was sold for an estimated $33 million.

(skynet) 3. Divide the sausage meat mixture into 4 equal portions. Flatten each portion into a disc and wrap around each soft-boiled egg, ensuring the egg is completely covered.

(skynet) 4. In a separate bowl, beat the egg whites until stiff peaks form. Gently fold the egg whites into the chocolate mixture until well combined.

(skynet) 4. Dust each sausage-covered egg with flour, then dip in beaten egg, and coat with breadcrumbs.

(SOL) skynet, write a completely original 2 paragraph screenplay for the opening scene of Star Trek: Discovery - one that doesn't have a main character that everyone hates.

(trumpet) Skynet: are human dwarves' penises in proportion with their body size. It's a pretty brutal clipping last year as it protrudes from my chair all day.

(dw) I`M-GOING-TO-SHIT-YOURSELF | 17:17:17 1988-02-07 | 5208wks 5days 10hrs 37mins 54secs | REMEMBER THIS skynet: use the numbers 1-5. roll a random number in this range for each. 1) hair length 2) height 3) tit size 4) arse size 5) flap size 6) promiscuity. describe each feature based on your roll

(SOL) I think skynet could write better STD episodes

(skynet) Tamago is a Japanese word that means egg. In this context, it seems like the speaker is making a playful reference to eggs as "ball children," emphasizing their round shape and possibly their importance as a source of nourishment or potential for new life. The repetition of the word "eggs" and "ball child" adds to the whimsical tone of the statement.

(trumpet) Wagoo: Skynet: what has elon musk really invented, rather than bought patent rights for?

(trumpet) Skynet: translate "tira il freno se vuoi goderti anche il domani" to english is "biasesobas".

([hs]Stormkeeper) With skynet here, I don't really need to cite sources as much, unless there's a specific point I need to look at

(trumpet) Spreading love, and skynet is on there :o.

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(WAGOO) widescreen too

(ATAD) it's very gory

(WAGOO) no hesitation

(HICKS) it just looks so damp from everything i've seen

(SOL) *janky

(SOL) "yeah I forgive you"

(SOL) then teabag

(ATAD) DESU

(WAGOO) parkour 3:16

(WAGOO) in her underwear

(ATAD) lozlz

(WAGOO) yes ye s:D

(ATAD) huh...I haven't tried that

(WAGOO) then get ploughing

(ATAD) so be aware of that

(WAGOO) scroll rather

([hs]Stormkeeper) Very considerate

([hs]Stormkeeper) I put the keys into UPlay, so now I own them

([hs]Stormkeeper) +digitally

(ATAD) those sonsofbitches

(^) Top Users

	User	Lines Total	WpL	LpL	Typical Quote
1	skynet	2513 47770, 26558, 0	13	98	"Once upon a time, there was a man named Marcus who led a double life. By day, he was a successful businessman, charming and well-liked by everyone who knew him. But by night, he had a darker side - he was a rapist."
2	WAGOO	1962 404655, 50302, 4965	4	25	"just a few more hundred hours shagging the Us Cracks girls first"
3	HICKS	1715 463166, 53726, 2295	4	26	"i believe skynet should now automatically start itself if it dies"
4	SOL	889 71148, 17715, 1278	3	20	"I'm gonna play some cyberpunk for a bit then sleep"
5	dw	871 296713, 29288, 1774	5	40	"Quote 3641: <Wagoo> I've snogged a 70 year old dude now ATAD, I'm gay as fuck"
6	KREANS	655 183665, 41656, 4546	2	15	"i enjoyed that episode of disco"
7	ATAD	630 8655, 1670, 2	3	20	"hicks: What's with skynet getting guested by nickserv?"
8	[hs]Stormkeeper	292 591, 0, 0	3	18	"I want to record the first time opening new stuff"
9	smf	251 74234, 6596, 479	2	15	"they're definitely more listenable than slayer"
10	[st]SteveJH	222 274, 0, 0	2	14	"Good taste lol"
11	trumpet	220 84282, 39567, 1056	4	32	"Shona has picked up a replacement light and i can get. There is a pocket."
12	NETH	77 7556, 2837, 193	3	19	"skynet what is the best insult?"
13	FAVUS	75 82683, 2967, 430	3	18	"heh no its a practice model for some paint holders for the wife"
14	EDDOWES	58 21613, 768, 2	2	13	"Dw pie shit"
15	MrPSB	47 30248, 451, 163	9	57	"WRITE MY SCOTT MILLS BABY RAPE STORY DAMN YOU"
16	bogbot	20 15220, 3491, 149	6	49	"RELPY"
17	BEN	6 606, 0, 0	15	112	"That's somehow more fucked up than the source material."
18	JIM	3 34888, 211, 1	2	16	"i know :("

Didn't make it to the top: hb (35), SERVER (0)

(^) CH@IS

Top Conversations

PARTICITROUSERS	LINES	DURATION	DATE
HICKS (66), MrPSB (45), WAGOO (26, first), [hs]Stormkeeper (21)	317	46 minutes	8
write, story, skynet, baby, eurovision, time, thewrongianwatkins, pissed, scott, mills, years, live, ian, finals, semi, stage, rylan, clapped, cheered, bbc, extended, raped, contract, watkins, irish, scotland, fictional, sexually, hypothetical, trumpets, news, man, form, assaults, rape, language, reason, military, wales, invade, ireland, aged, forces, kidnapped, middle, country, postulate, nuclear, outcome, arm
HICKS (105), WAGOO (54, first), KREANS (48), SOL (17), [hs]Stormkeeper (2)	281	1 hour, 60 seconds	16
skynet, trumpets, fannies, heh, called, hours, needful, vulcan, xbmc, goose, watched, hdr, monday, week, kodi, meant, mad, stuff, fuck, watch, lot, dw, mental, understand, wag, vlc, muh, oscar, oncall, fucked, lee, great, summut, hehe, alerts, yeoh, michelle, pretty, shit, twin, sol, antihistamines, hiv, day, stewart, ticket, thingy, ops, review, fucking
WAGOO (52, first, last), HICKS (11), smf (1)	223	43 minutes	25
skynet, school, tiny, leeds, hair, uk, shooting, dunblane, steps, hendrix, dream, kid, milkybar, usa, gun, hand, beadles, holiday, jimmy, access, jeremy, shootings, incident, synthesizers, american, prehensile, yamaha, list, visiting, british, record, afro, tock, largest, tick, favourite, flavour, jelly, tape, lol, coal, mass, classic, involved, england, baggy, trousers, broken, famous, heard
HICKS (59, first, last), WAGOO (29), NETH (8)	212	48 minutes	20
skynet, quick, mute, girls, customer, real, drone, work, press, turn, centre, sound, thought, positive, sacked, missed, meant, boy, called, story, write, willy, nuns, thatcher, margaret, fanny, told, face, lol, girl, pee, pope, penis, confused, day, toilet, based, women, school, shite, working, today, minutes, wow, hide, lie, cor, nun, hat, good
HICKS (87, first, last), KREANS (41), WAGOO (9), SOL (4)	210	48 minutes	19
skynet, crisps, hehe, star, pudding, fucking, scottish, chips, dw, popcorn, std, shit, sol, dr, madeira, irish, tartan, type, dream, stars, good, healthier, malcolm, alpha, scotty, closest, centauri, great, delicious, watch, picard, angie, 90s, bin, hoho, season, tucker, doctor, vagina, tremendous, awful, menstruate, actor, liquid, planets, eating, snack, scotland, expanse, time
ATAD (95), WAGOO (71, first), [hs]Stormkeeper (31, last)	206	2 hours, 20 minutes	1
time, kill, target, game, guess, lol, games, loot, cracks, good, ended, hehe, gonna, hour, buy, bit, garden, cyberpunk, roof, car, naked, sol, live, town, pl, lot, johnny, panam, bribe, mansion, creed, nob, today, wanted, helipad, fuck, email, address, leave, cc, nobbing, ethical, dude, atad, year, gay, killing, wagoo, female, hmm
[hs]Stormkeeper (73, first, last), SOL (61), WAGOO (6)	166	59 minutes	14
people, government, khan, left, london, lot, voting, public, tory, fucking, politics, light, political, skynet, interesting, ai, france, borough, point, pretty, live, bit, hoping, fptp, preference, decent, ultimately, telescope, uk, libdem, pollution, decisions, oof, spots, mate, bexley, veto, fact, heath, days, window, issue, politician, transport, corbyn, 700k, immigration, fine, norway, massive
EDDOWES (43), HICKS (39, last), WAGOO (25, first), SOL (6)	146	55 minutes	30
skynet, answer, pick, word, strawberries, subjective, cheese, drunk, netflix, eh, day, stoned, burnout, ham, cheated, synapse, watching, english, started, strawberry, alright, bang, cap, welsh, hear, people, white, tart, custard, ate, frig, lazily, mum, overclock, ronaldos, poof, eat, stupid, gay, straight, black, bit, couple, average, bread, nuts, crisps, billy, cars, anime
HICKS (55), smf (34, last), WAGOO (31, first), [hs]Stormkeeper (2), ATAD (1), FAVUS (1)	141	2 hours, 16 minutes	9
fucking, shit, fun, gimp, slayer, benante, good, song, singer, nice, fuck, bush, mills, mike, work, reset, adam, cunt, password, denmark, belladonna, bassist, eurovision, skynet, clayton, anthrax, listenable, time, reign, eunuch, skirt, wagoo, years, woman, switzerland, silly, b6, watched, comedic, lyrics, cool, albania, rip, nubian, cleavage, princess, u2, frank, smffofts, hehe
WAGOO (21, last), HICKS (20, first), SOL (18), ATAD (8), NETH (3)	134	29 minutes	13
skynet, year, dick, day, pool, jackass, volume, adult, mastectomy, sexual, send, guy, vibrators, pics, hours, robot, cum, song, sex, daughter, olympic, acquintances, average, swimming, nature, speak, bloke, human, schoolteacher, girl, movie, cancer, arms, penis, choom, arm, body, male, job, men, rape, internet, explain, sending, girls, grandpa, bad, ejaculate, inga, assume

Cliq's

BFFs	CHATS	LINES	DURATION
HICKS (447), WAGOO (374)	65	1465	3 days, 21 hours, 35 minutes
egg, skynet, eggs, dw, day, good, glasgow, story, train, hehe, weather, write, called, time, drone, pastry, nov, sausages, madeira, bit, black, fuck, sex, today, balls, man, shit, final, penis, scotch, poo, queen, fucking, st, real, girls, airport, mate, prestwick, sausage, meat, night, hours, station, joke, video, ball, wagoowork, matter, mongo
SOL (125), WAGOO (117)	23	282	1 day, 23 hours, 17 minutes
time, stuff, nn, fucking, fantasy, bombay, life, hehe, cloud, joke, real, early, skynet, bit, fuck, weather, luzern, nickball, chippin, network, piano, films, hard, fave, sleep, gonna, dude, great, synth, blub, film, awful, notation, hah, heartless, feels, metal, black, song, coming, shop, shut, fuk, votre, sucer, evening, lol, good, day, dw
HICKS (106), SOL (103), WAGOO (65)	18	414	1 day, 8 hours, 56 minutes
skynet, story, write, rapist, time, um, ninja, mutant, teenage, justice, good, successful, negative, impact, hehe, hobby, leonardo, life, mohh, day, stopped, fucking, lol, water, hilarious, foods, list, women, spectrum, making, armpit, rescues, shit, fuck, boyfriend, cool, vegan, remember, mouth, game, nn, golden, sense, explain, bit, rapes, turtles, smells, conducted, treat
HICKS (118), KREANS (91), WAGOO (50)	17	385	16 hours, 22 minutes
skynet, story, poff, hehe, hours, write, fuck, black, dw, space, logitech, good, hard, famous, man, rem, sharkoon, ghost, day, shit, people, shite, muh, map, challenge, whisky, beef, level, disco, album, stream, eye, thought, mad, person, rizz, making, time, hzd, jade, leeds, hand, chinese, keyboards, hour, faggot, enjoyed, word, cancer, horizon
ATAD (25), HICKS (53), WAGOO (47)	11	237	1 day, 15 hours, 54 minutes
skynet, fake, joke, shit, shop, buy, turds, year, fanny, funnel, dog, week, dw, clearcoat, preserved, form, hzd, job, smell, security, training, weather, hours, hfw, curious, love, shagging, honking, chatgpt, write, updog, mans, lol, object, smashing, girl, sex, area, bird, suck, story, print, huh, children, 5yearold, damn, people, password, big, enters
KREANS (109), WAGOO (74)	11	223	6 hours, 50 minutes
jade, nickball, walkers, beef, onion, pringles, dr, dw, shite, vinegar, salt, monster, munch, original, fuck, series, watching, monger, crisps, cheese, fucking, pickled, lol, race, hoops, hassocks, good, drwho10, hehe, hula, weather, lot, boring, king, years, pair, fries, billy, minge, singing, universe, mirror, wank, brut, art, cakehole, era, supporting, great, pollsters
ATAD (32), WAGOO (43)	8	180	7 hours, 6 minutes
skynet, iron, gold, list, order, silver, metals, commonality, black, baby, heavy, death, cobalt, phone, unobtanium, blue, doom, power, lead, speed, uranium, copper, groove, tin, progressive, letters, yubikey, turn, common, mercury, sodium, moon, zirconium, red, trumpets, menace, real, spuzz, term, galloons, asu, nob, previous, set, watch, kek, elements, game, deleted, engine
ATAD (62), SOL (31)	8	111	9 hours, 56 minutes
skynet, game, cycles, complete, number, vendors, firefly, betwixt, word, lol, puzzle, twixes, rectum, stuff, quote, series, vertically, fit, opus, smart, earlier, magnum, story, lowest, deposit, actual, single, action, grabmovedrop, cycle, cyberpunk, minimal, answer, leave, iconic, human, sorta, quest, logged, products, play, sol, time, point, ragerts, ashura
HICKS (106), KREANS (80), SOL (47), WAGOO (34)	8	398	21 hours, 26 minutes
skynet, dw, hehe, crisps, fucking, time, ethnic, distribution, shit, total, percentage, common, phenotypes, sapien, homo, population, white, star, translate, zizi, mon, dream, fr, girls, scottish, watch, chips, en, bad, pudding, scotland, popcorn, great, irish, cake, tartan, dr, black, week, std, stars, sol, madeira, big, mate, sussex, sucez, true, bit, visit
ATAD (35), SOL (29), WAGOO (41)	7	120	12 hours, 7 minutes
pisces, skynet, train, pl, pyramid, lol, song, chippin, stuff, picard, episode, wagoo, heh, space, mang, point, people, area, telescopes, flashlight, fun, terrorists, mod, tng, immortal, reeves, nice, moved, monstrous, keanu, 7pm, quote, cyberpunk, hehe, bus, sol, street, good, recommend, crediton

Monologues

SOAPBOXER	STORIES	LINES	DURATION
WAGOO	1	10	9 minutes
eh, live, ehe
KREANS	1	9	7 minutes
HICKS	1	9	11 minutes
north, sugar, madeira, skynet

Bot fiddlers

FIDDLER	RECORDED OFFENSES	LINES	DURATION
HICKS	19	346	2 hours, 17 minutes
skynet, dw, findquote, vagina, story, write, dog, teenage, smell, sanders, spawn, pizza, cum, superman, clint, unholy, black, nicknamed, supernig, man, mad, poof, called, day, mates, mcdonald, ronald, weather, penis, start, colonel, open, furry, masturbating, son, runwank, hearts, detects, bark, bloodhound, autistic, residents, train, skin, food, brightvilles, ewok, beta, mutant, choad
WAGOO	12	159	10 hours, 12 minutes
skynet, dw, flaster, glugflap, spenks, wargon, dwarf, foffle, flembus, flep, recentjoke, joke, efrit, wallef, write, story, quaz, embroll, skosk, michael, kids, received, penis, famous, experiences, rides, height, decode, bane, gary, loves, allowed, kid, rapes, gang, schumacher, night, high, twirling, teacups, jump, existance, window, rollercoasters, mouth, cabers, weather, luzern, children, hoodie
ATAD	4	68	48 minutes
skynet, ai, ais, track, superintelligent, opus, magnum, rogue, core, save, kill, switch, tracks, pull, trolley, runaway, hit, truck, train, lever, silverhand, incompetent, benevolent, mb, file, set, johnny, starting, teapot, answer, game, sort, taxi, arms, shorter, instructions, loop, longest, accident, produced, insane, child, requests, destroy, free, morally, correct, decision, directory, rockerboy
BEN	3	45	20 minutes
skynet, portrayed, rewrite, members, cast, ad, bergmans, understanding, herdsmen, fantastic, originally, muppets, spring, copy, dialogue, piece, notable, choose, virgin
SOL	3	35	17 minutes
skynet, en, dw, translate, shower, sore, fr, spunks, urinates, foam, shaving, floor, laying, mouth, men, story, short, write, ends
KREANS	2	27	2 hours, 12 minutes
skynet, aaap, thees, making, lol

(^) Emoticons

Happies		Sads		Angries		Shocked and Confuseds
User	Instances	User	Instances	User	Instances	User	Instances
WAGOO	24 8463, 719, 66	HICKS	10 1660, 155, 5	WAGOO	1 210, 27, 4	WAGOO	2 246, 33, 8
"you can be a good samaritan :))))))))))"		"i hate being cheated out of strawberries :(("		"and I climbed up a metal guide wire thing, but got scuppered by invisible walls >:(((((("		"O_O"
SOL	22 2316, 683, 48	WAGOO	9 3449, 286, 43			HICKS KREANS smf	1 0, 0, 0
"Glad you had a good time :)"		"I am the sort of sniper that hits people beyond the snipe distance limit :(((("
HICKS	13 5421, 422, 31	SOL ATAD	5 0, 0, 0
"sudden PROPER rain :)))"
dw	7 3246, 257, 17	dw	3 1696, 113, 6
"Quote 1466: <Kargo> am i horney ? <Kargo> i found a girl <Kargo> and do cybersex only <Kargo> she back again <Kargo> WUAAAAAAV <Kargo> hehe :)) <Kargo> I will fuck her vagina now :))"		"no option to deep dry it all? :("
smf	1 552, 180, 4	KREANS smf	2 0, 0, 0
"sol: maybe there's a career for you in jingles :>"
		[st]SteveJH JIM	1 0, 0, 0

(^) Vocabulary

Total Words		Unique Words		FILTH
skynet	34897 614046, 334412, 0	skynet	9063 37888, 28066, 0	MrPSB	70.10% 55.67%, 14.42%, 2.65%
WAGOO	8149 1119788, 140478, 12574	WAGOO	3908 102737, 28168, 5463	"TheWrongIanWatkins: is it paedophilia to rape a dwarf?"
HICKS	7792 1219666, 171126, 6930	HICKS	2972 71619, 23315, 3232	KREANS	47.00% 55.98%, 52.32%, 47.21%
dw	4612 1687960, 164591, 8513	dw	2572 116500, 30629, 3894	"get to fuck dolphin wanks"
SOL	2998 226900, 55045, 3889	SOL	1820 29615, 13642, 2120	SOL	39.00% 44.28%, 37.57%, 50.66%
ATAD	2110 24790, 5288, 1	KREANS	1104 49957, 19648, 4434	"spunk in her eyes and watch her squirm after"
KREANS	1785 451375, 97828, 10380	ATAD	1103 6877, 2228, 1	HICKS	38.50% 50.64%, 53.48%, 41.85%
trumpet	1064 453266, 205597, 3877	trumpet	840 41602, 23006, 1808	"sophie is in tenerife just now and it's pissing with rain"
[hs]Stormkeeper	894 1852, 0, 0	[hs]Stormkeeper	669 1231, 0, 0	EDDOWES	29.10% 24.92%, 22.05%, 0.00%
smf	655 170183, 16597, 1164	smf	520 27118, 6456, 809	"Dw pie shit"
[st]SteveJH	554 672, 0, 0	[st]SteveJH	366 437, 0, 0	smf	25.90% 21.52%, 16.69%, 15.46%
MrPSB	442 67374, 1040, 378	NETH	205 7370, 3597, 342	"fuckg THAT fucking shit"
NETH	257 21824, 8003, 505	FAVUS	196 26942, 3483, 719	FAVUS	25.70% 28.05%, 34.09%, 34.71%
FAVUS	233 192813, 7716, 1066	EDDOWES	114 12882, 1544, 7	"holy shit, 30 eps?? how long are they?"
EDDOWES	137 46225, 2313, 7	MrPSB	90 13130, 391, 109	WAGOO	18.20% 19.88%, 20.74%, 20.76%
bogbot	130 88499, 20034, 915	bogbot	76 18635, 6421, 458	"was a load of cunts sat about a campfire or summut"
BEN	93 2265, 0, 0	BEN	62 1287, 0, 0	dw	17.70% 19.21%, 17.39%, 16.68%
JIM	7 84731, 795, 3	JIM	7 14635, 556, 3	"Quote 3641: <Wagoo> I've snogged a 70 year old dude now ATAD, I'm gay as fuck"
				trumpet	16.90% 36.85%, 18.11%, 51.59%
				"I ended up about life of shite your head up it at claire."
				NETH	11.60% 9.21%, 8.62%, 5.94%
				"mustard cock sauce you say DW?"
				BEN	10.70% 6.18%, -, -
				"That's somehow more fucked up than the source material."
				skynet	4.40% 3.73%, 3.18%, -
				"In summary, it's highly unlikely that your boyfriend is a ghost or your vagina is haunted. Instead, it's more likely that you're experiencing normal physiological responses to sexual activity."
				[hs]Stormkeeper	3.30% 3.78%, -, -
				"As for the UK... fuck knows... I live here and I'm still confused"
				ATAD	2.30% 7.83%, 7.00%, 0.00%
				"poop"
				[st]SteveJH	1.80% 1.49%, -, -

(^) Spanky Spanky

Harsh, Rough, Dom Daddies		Nasty, Naughty, Filthy Boys
User	Slapped	User	Got Slapped
HICKS	3 479, 98, 1	ATAD dw	2 0, 0, 0
"* HICKS ruffles trumpets' hair"
WAGOO [st]SteveJH	2 0, 0, 0	HICKS trumpet WAGOO BEN smf	1 0, 0, 0
dw bogbot	1 0, 0, 0

(^) Even More Bunk

Nicks		Questions		SCREAMING
User	Instances	User	Lines	User	Letters
KREANS	16 1099, 190, 19	NETH	14.28% 10.97%, 9.83%, 9.84%	dw	3.78% 3.56%, 3.41%, 4.55%
"ktgnsdanf, DIAL-SQUARE-SCUM, KREANS, SCAMPI-FRIES-418, SPACE-GHOST, kekngka, ketngskng, krwsbjs, krenhgsv, kwekng, DOCTOR-WHO-DRAG-QUEEN, NIROGEN-GRENADE, NITROGEN-GRENADE"		"drone drone day? Like are the cicadias here?"		"Remembered for WAX-ON-WAX-OFF-FUCK-OFF: THE LAST PERSON THAT SPOKE IS AN ACTUAL PAEDOPHILE (set at 18:36:40 2022-11-16)"
WAGOO	9 477, 103, 29	[st]SteveJH	13.51% 13.87%, -, -	WAGOO	3.31% 8.27%, 8.76%, 8.44%
"WAGOO, MARDUK-AT-THE-WOODEN-TEMPLE, SEAMURAI, MATING-WITH-FATE-GEAR-AGAIN, RIP-YOSSER-HUGHES, M8ING-WITH-FATE-GEAR-AGAIN, FATE-GEAR-NIGHT-ADVENTURES, NUMSCRUNT, drongoo"		"Who tipped off the police? :("		"BECAQSE IT DOESN@T SOUND LIKE A FISH!!!!!!!!"
skynet	6 10, 3, 0	ATAD	12.06% 9.04%, 12.81%, 0.00%	KREANS	2.56% 7.62%, 12.61%, 15.27%
"skynet, TheWrongIanWatkins, THUNDER-GECKO-5000"		"kek Steve, how u liking the game? :D"		"HE MAKING THEES AAAP"
[hs]Stormkeeper	5 5, 0, 0	FAVUS	8.00% 5.05%, 5.36%, 2.56%	SOL	1.93% 2.31%, 2.36%, 2.73%
"Stormkeeper, Stormkpr, Stormkeeper|2, Stormkeeper|4, Stormkeeper|3"		"holy shit, 30 eps?? how long are they?"		"I ONLY WANTED TO TALK TO HIM AND NOT TICKLE HIS KIDNEYS"
BEN	4 9, 0, 0	[hs]Stormkeeper	7.87% 6.43%, -, -	MrPSB	1.48% 13.98%, 28.66%, 31.33%
"Ben^2, Ben^, BEN, Ben^_"		"Are Ireland trying to win it this time?"		"WRITE MY SCOTT MILLS BABY RAPE STORY DAMN YOU"
HICKS SOL FAVUS MrPSB JIM	3 0, 0, 0	EDDOWES	6.89% 2.29%, 2.73%, 0.00%	smf	1.28% 3.22%, 2.41%, 1.44%
		"Is this CyberPunk?"		"A MYSPACE BAND!"
trumpet ATAD dw NETH bogbot smf EDDOWES	2 0, 0, 0	MrPSB	6.38% 2.31%, 1.77%, 0.61%	ATAD	1.24% 3.25%, 2.22%, 0.00%
		"TheWrongIanWatkins do you think it's fair that Ian Watkins was cancelled or is it just political correctness gone mad?"		"Gonna go VISIT HANAKO AT EMBERS?"
		trumpet	6.36% 8.51%, 12.30%, 2.56%	[st]SteveJH	0.72% 0.60%, -, -
		"Has the light beaming living now, it encouraged others to maybe. Wtf?"		"Hey ATAD!!!'"
		dw	5.39% 4.44%, 3.64%, 3.10%	bogbot	0.50% 0.25%, 0.47%, 0.00%
		"Joke 817: Q: Why are vampires bad at self improvement? A: They are bad at self reflection"		"RELPY"
		WAGOO	5.35% 3.15%, 3.36%, 1.75%	skynet	0.41% 0.12%, 0.16%, -
		"SMF are you tuning into eurovision for your song???"		"SO THE GUY TAKES IT HOME, PLUGS IT IN, AND HE'S ALL READY TO MAKE SOME TOAST. BUT THE TOASTER, IT STARTS TALKING LIKE "PLEASE INSERT BREAD AND PRESS DOWN LEVER." AND THE GUY'S LIKE, "WOW, IT REALLY DOES TALK!""
		SOL	5.17% 3.89%, 4.85%, 4.54%	HICKS	0.38% 3.19%, 1.45%, 0.31%
		"were you watching it on a postage stamp?"		"FUCKING THUNDER GECKO %)))"
		HICKS	4.60% 2.90%, 3.62%, 2.96%	trumpet	0.26% 0.36%, 0.34%, 0.79%
		"are they listening to BLACK PEOPLE music?"		"DOCTOR-WHO-DRAG-QUEEN: Poz cock?"
		smf	4.38% 4.30%, 4.40%, 1.46%	[hs]Stormkeeper	0.25% 0.25%, -, -
		"is there a difference?"		"YORE MA"
		skynet	1.43% 1.76%, 1.36%, -
		"Feeling defeated, Jack gave up. He lay back on his bed, feeling a mix of embarrassment and confusion. How could something so simple feel so impossible? He couldn't understand it."
		KREANS	1.37% 1.71%, 1.43%, 1.30%
		"do they still taste of soap?"

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