Stats for #digi@DALnet

2024: 01/01 - 12/31 (364 days)


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For comparison (avg. lines per day):

#digi@DALnet 2014/04/03 - 2024/12/31 543	#digi@DALnet 2023: 01/01 - 12/31 841	#digi@DALnet 2024: 01/01 - 12/31 383

(^) Topics

Topic	Set by	Date
TIGIDISER TV SHOW S02E01 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL02NmA4GUg http://deepen.net/hahswavs/egyptianriffraff.mp3 banzai-insults.wav https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki5l1FN1RYA 💩🧻💩 💩🚽💩  | http://stats.digitiser.org/202310.html	WAGOO	Thu Jan 25 23:35:00 2024
TIGIDISER TV SHOW S02E03 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcKwQOksO6A http://deepen.net/hahswavs/egyptianriffraff.mp3 banzai-insults.wav https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki5l1FN1RYA 💩🧻💩 💩🚽💩  | http://stats.digitiser.org/202310.html	WAGOO	Mon Feb 12 11:52:00 2024
TIGIDISER TV SHOW S02E03 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcKwQOksO6A http://deepen.net/hahswavs/egyptianriffraff.mp3 banzai-insults.wav https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki5l1FN1RYA 💩🧻💩 💩🚽💩  | IT IS RISEN! HALLELUJAH! http://stats.d	smf	Sun Apr 07 01:04:00 2024
TIGIDISER TV SHOW S02E03 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcKwQOksO6A http://deepen.net/hahswavs/egyptianriffraff.mp3 IT IS RISEN! HALLELUJAH! http://stats.digitiser.org/202403.html	smf	Sun Apr 07 01:08:00 2024
TIGIDISER TV SHOW S02E03 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcKwQOksO6A http://deepen.net/hahswavs/egyptianriffraff.mp3 IT kindawasntdeadtobeginwith! HALLELUJAH! http://stats.digitiser.org/202406.html	smf	Fri Jul 19 19:01:00 2024
WAGOO WAGOO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNBOUY5iFhs TIGIDISER TV SHOW S02E03 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcKwQOksO6A IT kindawasntdeadtobeginwith! HALLELUJAH! http://stats.digitiser.org/202406.html	HICKS	Fri Jul 19 23:10:00 2024
WAGOO WAGOO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNBOUY5iFhs TIGIDISER TV SHOW S02E03 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcKwQOksO6A http://stats.digitiser.org/202408.html	smf	Sat Sep 21 06:46:00 2024
cool chiptune site https://chiptune.app/browse TIGIDISER TV SHOW S02E03 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcKwQOksO6A http://stats.digitiser.org/202408.html	WAGOO	Wed Sep 25 19:56:00 2024
cool chiptune site https://chiptune.app/browse TIGIDISER TV SHOW S02E03 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcKwQOksO6A http://stats.digitiser.org/202409.html	smf	Sat Oct 05 20:14:00 2024
cool chiptune site https://chiptune.app/browse TIGIDISER TV SHOW S02E03 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcKwQOksO6A http://stats.digitiser.org/202410.html	smf	Sat Nov 02 15:51:00 2024

Topics total: 10 (454, 21)

(^) Monthly Activity

Months; Actual numbers (lines):

Jan 14993

Feb 16956

Mar 13871

Apr 15558

May 10541

Jun 9186

Jul 14012

Aug 10376

Sep 9139

Oct 9796

Nov 5856

Dec 9415

Months; Actual numbers (percent):

Jan 10.74%

Feb 12.15%

Mar 9.94%

Apr 11.14%

May 7.55%

Jun 6.58%

Jul 10.04%

Aug 7.43%

Sep 6.55%

Oct 7.02%

Nov 4.19%

Dec 6.74%

Months; Mean-adjusted (percent):

Jan 10.47%

Feb 12.66%

Mar 9.69%

Apr 11.23%

May 7.36%

Jun 6.63%

Jul 9.79%

Aug 7.25%

Sep 6.60%

Oct 6.84%

Nov 4.23%

Dec 7.28%

Month Days; Actual numbers (lines):

1 5760		2 4082		3 3891		4 3603		5 4564		6 3793		7 5450		8 5398		9 4190		10 4975		11 4665		12 4384		13 4215		14 5279		15 4740		16 5105		17 5746		18 3820		19 3872		20 4859		21 4543		22 4141		23 4135		24 4288		25 3671		26 4383		27 5993		28 5003		29 5473		30 3721		31 1972

Month Days; Actual numbers (percent):

1 4.12%			2 2.92%			3 2.79%			4 2.58%			5 3.27%			6 2.72%			7 3.90%			8 3.86%			9 3.00%			10 3.56%			11 3.34%			12 3.14%			13 3.02%			14 3.78%			15 3.39%			16 3.65%			17 4.11%			18 2.73%			19 2.77%			20 3.48%			21 3.25%			22 2.96%			23 2.96%			24 3.07%			25 2.63%			26 3.14%			27 4.29%			28 3.58%			29 3.92%			30 2.66%			31 1.41%

Month Days; Mean-adjusted (percent):

1 4.05%			2 2.87%			3 2.74%			4 2.77%			5 3.50%			6 2.91%			7 3.83%			8 3.80%			9 2.95%			10 3.50%			11 3.28%			12 3.08%			13 2.97%			14 3.71%			15 3.34%			16 3.59%			17 4.04%			18 2.69%			19 2.72%			20 3.42%			21 3.20%			22 2.91%			23 2.91%			24 3.02%			25 2.58%			26 3.08%			27 4.22%			28 3.52%			29 3.85%			30 2.86%			31 2.08%

(^) Weekday Activity

Weekdays; Actual numbers (lines):

SUNDAY 22931

MONDAY 23774

TUESDAY 19755

WEDNESDAY 16444

THURSDAY 17837

FRIDAY 17179

SATURDAY 21794

Weekdays; Actual numbers (percent):

SUNDAY 16.41%

MONDAY 17.02%

TUESDAY 14.14%

WEDNESDAY 11.77%

THURSDAY 12.77%

FRIDAY 12.30%

SATURDAY 15.60%

(^) Activity and Top Users by Time of Day

00:00 to 05:59 5678 4.06%												06:00 to 11:59 21749 15.57%												12:00 to 17:59 46334 33.16%												18:00 to 23:59 65953 47.21%
1713 1.23%		1077 0.77%		1012 0.72%		406 0.29%		908 0.65%		562 0.40%		611 0.44%		1435 1.03%		3513 2.51%		4793 3.43%		5044 3.61%		6353 4.55%		4163 2.98%		3801 2.72%		5301 3.79%		6493 4.65%		11633 8.33%		14943 10.70%		11322 8.10%		11204 8.02%		16517 11.82%		16223 11.61%		8113 5.81%		2574 1.84%
12 am		1 am		2 am		3 am		4 am		5 am		6 am		7 am		8 am		9 am		10 am		11 am		12 pm		1 pm		2 pm		3 pm		4 pm		5 pm		6 pm		7 pm		8 pm		9 pm		10 pm		11 pm
		User						Lines						User						Lines						User						Lines						User						Lines
1		WAGOO						1303 52795, 5094				1		HICKS						4466 69778, 7121				1		skynet						10039 21437, 11398				1		skynet						16563 29089, 12526
		"hehe ATAD I found Hideo Kojima in the hotel bar"												"accidentally did /c skynet instead of /w skynet somehow"												"It sounds like you're describing a humorous or unusual situation! If you want to share more details or if there's a specific context to this story, feel free to elaborate!"												"As an AI language model, I don't have emotions, so I cannot cry or feel any emotions. However, if you're referring to a specific character named Queeg, please provide more context, and I'll do my best to assist you."
2		skynet						1224 1642, 418				2		skynet						3958 6174, 2216				2		HICKS						9032 152103, 17405				2		HICKS						13837 236846, 28725
		"I'm sorry, but I cannot provide information on individuals' sexual orientation. Additionally, I do not have access to specific details about journalists who worked for Future Publishing on Amiga Power during that time period."												"As an AI language model, I cannot provide explicit content or engage in discussions that may be inappropriate or offensive. If you have any other questions or need assistance with another topic, feel free to ask!"												"skynet is just being a pussy not showing the result"												"hehe i'm going into a bit of a stewart lee routine"
3		ATAD						782 1704, 405				3		WAGOO						3417 47047, 4258				3		WAGOO						7294 105163, 13189				3		WAGOO						10473 209118, 27761
		"w is skynet"												"hehe being a soldier sucks already, only gonna get worse"												"hehe the ancient evil sounds like you had a shit"												"hehe mad, all white granny hair at 43"
4		KREANS						569 13027, 3789				4		SOL						3046 18557, 3852				4		SOL						5338 30464, 6868				4		KREANS						7488 101864, 24588
		"hey im not fat these days you beardy wank"												"heh I was fucking wasted last night"												"Man I fucking hate having to do tcl at work"												"WHO the FUCK iS "MISTAR PEE ES BEE""
5		dw						532 26853, 1519				5		dw						3012 50395, 4779				5		dw						4544 87749, 8600				5		SOL						4618 28705, 6954
		"Weather report: chapelhall (Chapelhall, North Lanarkshire, Scotland, ML6, United Kingdom [55.8445286,-3.948302])"												"Items currently being remembered: [For] | [Time of Event] | [Time Remaining] | [Item]"												"Wagoo, event remembered by minutes. Due to occur in: 22mins."												"man I remember when good shit was 40"
6		FAVUS						338 7585, 341				6		KREANS						1651 26208, 3529				6		KREANS						3218 48675, 9750				6		dw						4529 137532, 14390
		"I WAS RIGHT MY unstable save will not work"												"my knees, hips and jaw ache like all fuck"												"yeah, rem my cat went missing last october"												"Wagoo, event remembered by time. Due to occur at 0:00."
7		HICKS						249 16657, 475				7		FAVUS						1026 13013, 395				7		FAVUS						1569 29713, 697				7		ATAD						2066 5001, 997
		"'s good and shorter than i expected, but in a good way"												"its a nice day, might fly it after work"												"the ROG Pro 8 phone looks pretty good"												"I'm glad ur having a good time in game m8y"
8		trumpet						172 1946, 1204				8		trumpet						556 12754, 2826				8		ATAD						1400 2635, 263				8		trumpet						1700 48880, 27964
		"Dreamwarper: Last day of fest was called shipla or shipman or something."												"Dreamwarper: I've got my bed stuff in the brown eagle."												"Wagoo, where did your Cyberpunk game end up?"												"Dreamwarper: Makes sense sort of crashed into him as he drove by though."
9		[st]SteveJH						107 110, 0				9		EDDOWES						184 1493, 187				9		trumpet						1195 22420, 7573				9		FAVUS						1499 35122, 1534
		"Good taste lol"												"Dw pie shit"												"Dreamwarper: Okay thats some bonus points i guess i never liked fav anyway."												"got a new mouse, its pretty good"
10		[hs]Stormkeeper						90 90, 0				10		smf						136 7009, 1980				10		NETH						781 4304, 1550				10		smf						913 42251, 2716
		"I want to record the first time opening new stuff"												"i guess the team was a different shit show"												"funny how skynet assumes you don't like being milted on."												"hehe wagoo it's just kicked in i think"
11		BEN						86 249, 0				11		bogbot						105 3035, 324				11		smf						630 8625, 1531				11		MrPSB						554 14228, 451
		"I built a replica of the Fender Brownface Deluxe I had when I was a teenager."												"RELPY"												"hehe yeah like an exoskeleton for the guy"												"skynet write an erotic story about the Pet Shop Boys"
12		SOL						57 258, 41				12		[hs]Stormkeeper						35 35, 0				12		[hs]Stormkeeper						492 492, 0				12		NETH						367 3449, 1266
		"Yep burnt out, glad I have time off work now."												"That doesn't work so well on a mobile so screen XD"												"I want to listen to The Divine Comedy now XD"												"time to get skynet to help me cheat at pub trivia"
13		smf						45 17017, 369				13		ALF						31 4407, 297				13		bogbot						152 5115, 1008				13		ZYGOTES						343 7313, 447
		"curious that skynet seems to have a rather limited vocab"												"im in a coffee shop"												"Google: No results"												"at least I enjoyed a lot of chisel"
14		bogbot						15 266, 148				14		NETH						27 193, 17				14		MrPSB						147 10736, 0				14		[hs]Stormkeeper						284 284, 0
														"well our indpendence day, good luck scotland"												"He was always talking about his penis and his head would turn round (not at the same time). His whole family was sad in different ways"												"Hmm... there seems to be an issue somewhere regarding the stream atm"
15		ALF						5 213, 10				15		SQUELCHING-AND-MEWING						20 20, 0				15		SQUELCHING-AND-MEWING						124 124, 0				15		SQUELCHING-AND-MEWING						154 154, 0
		"cd keen4"												"i did a shit and ran a bath"												"if they blow big holes in people i am good with that"												"three days up at 7am was a nice treat"
16		NETH						3 102, 4				16		CJ99UK						15 15, 0				16		JIM						110 14904, 164				16		bogbot						148 6959, 2011
		"skynet what is the best insult?"												"Yep @wagoo - think its due to "hairpin nat" which oddly, did not matter on a single subnet but now does. So it all works but still can't access the subdomains locally, have to use the internal ips or vpn for testing. Not ideal but for now, it'll do! Hope you enjoyed the gig, been many a year since i went to one. For todays entertainment, i will be setting up a pbx with links to RF netwoks.. well i would but there's no bloody chance of going"												"also i hate flat pack shit"												"Google: No results"
												17		BEN						10 26, 0				17		EDDOWES						53 6545, 168				17		[st]SteveJH						96 145, 0
														"nope"												"Weldability of 316 alloys is excellent, and machinability is good. Corrosion resistance is good - excellent pitting resistance and good resistance to most chemicals involved in such industries as paper, photographic and textiles."												"Good bang or bad bang?"
												18		[hs]DennyDifferent						9 9, 0				18		[st]EMH						36 36, 0				18		EDDOWES						92 13021, 380
														"I presume Dreamwarper is a bot? What's with the additional messages as well as confirming the reminder?"												"I live for the moment and enjoy my time"												"Hmm dw that’s quite insightful"
												19		ATAD						4 35, 5				19		[hs]DennyDifferent						31 31, 0				19		BEN						68 192, 0
														"zomogad more Cyberpunk tonight! Excited for it!"												"Afternoon! Saw the plug for the channel at the start of Episode 3 so I thought I'd come and check it out after not using IRC for probably 20 years."												"His remaster of Chicago II did things to that album I thought were nearly impossible."
												20		[hs]RANDOM[24] [hs]Slayer						3 0, 0				20		CJ99UK						30 30, 0				20		[hs]Slayer						36 36, 0
																										""a woman with too many fingers giving a handjob" < hah! I got ai to generate a picture of the rats and they had more arms and legs than they should. AI hallucinations are a new art form"												"havent used irc in 25 years lol"

(^) Top Words

Words of the YEAR

	Word	Total	Top user	Users' Total	Places Moved		Word	Total	Top user	Users' Total	Places Moved		Word	Total	Top user	Users' Total	Places Moved
1.	biscuittin	2555	HICKS	1467	+ > 98	11.	fun	355	skynet	320	+ > 35	21.	sexy	297	HICKS	167	+ > 14
2.	story	1109	HICKS	617	+ > 90	12.	spunk	346	HICKS	302	+ > 32	22.	hours	295	skynet	112	+ > 13
3.	write	1017	HICKS	518	+ > 88	13.	goose	340	WAGOO	264	+ > 29	23.	relpy	287	HICKS	276	+ > 9
4.	word	605	skynet	351	+ > 70	14.	list	337	skynet	151	+ > 27	24.	tomorrow	287	SOL	100	+ > 8
5.	joke	450	skynet	269	+ > 58	15.	uk	322	skynet	219	+ > 24	25.	pick	285	HICKS	186	+ > 7
6.	poor	432	HICKS	350	+ > 55	16.	eat	321	skynet	168	+ > 23	26.	morning	279	HICKS	94	+ > 5
7.	size	413	skynet	616	+ > 51	17.	sex	320	skynet	293	+ > 21	27.	white	274	skynet	207	+ > 3
8.	win	407	HICKS	250	+ > 47	18.	number	315	skynet	456	+ > 20
9.	fight	380	skynet	366	+ > 42	19.	feel	307	skynet	1080	+ > 18
10.	wank	357	HICKS	170	+ > 36	20.	place	303	skynet	287	+ > 15

Moved Up

	Word	Total	Top user	Users' Total	Places Moved		Word	Total	Top user	Users' Total	Places Moved		Word	Total	Top user	Users' Total	Places Moved
1.	penis	448	skynet	285	+48	12.	heh	741	SOL	334	+16	23.	night	554	skynet	370	+6
2.	song	418	skynet	318	+42	13.	sol	358	dw	148	+15	24.	love	413	skynet	528	+4
3.	called	625	skynet	288	+38	14.	arse	339	HICKS	185	+15	25.	man	956	skynet	588	+4
4.	eggs	704	skynet	548	+27	15.	weather	710	dw	638	+11	26.	playing	386	skynet	192	+3
5.	rem	946	WAGOO	390	+26	16.	game	694	skynet	390	+10	27.	time	1338	skynet	1284	+3
6.	gay	418	skynet	172	+25	17.	long	422	skynet	325	+9	28.	stuff	746	SOL	256	+3
7.	guess	385	HICKS	144	+21	18.	answer	481	HICKS	286	+9	29.	shite	290	HICKS	132	+3
8.	black	572	skynet	430	+20	19.	year	543	HICKS	173	+8	30.	work	805	skynet	415	+1
9.	egg	1205	HICKS	1020	+19	20.	play	520	skynet	292	+8	31.	lol	1026	WAGOO	254	+1
10.	lot	378	SOL	96	+19	21.	skynet	10343	HICKS	5345	+7
11.	people	770	skynet	1241	+16	22.	haha	412	HICKS	159	+6

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1.

good

1653

skynet

603

Moved Down

	Word	Total	Top user	Users' Total	Places Moved		Word	Total	Top user	Users' Total	Places Moved		Word	Total	Top user	Users' Total	Places Moved
1.	dw	2825	HICKS	1046	-1	15.	day	713	skynet	883	-4	29.	thought	378	skynet	196	-16
2.	dead	327	HICKS	92	-1	16.	fucking	1316	SOL	458	-4	30.	today	554	skynet	208	-19
3.	cunt	728	HICKS	217	-1	17.	fanny	348	HICKS	170	-4	31.	watch	386	HICKS	101	-21
4.	big	755	HICKS	358	-1	18.	live	287	skynet	165	-5	32.	rape	364	HICKS	243	-22
5.	real	305	skynet	196	-2	19.	sounds	463	skynet	439	-8	33.	guy	340	HICKS	138	-22
6.	years	630	skynet	337	-2	20.	pretty	571	HICKS	194	-8	34.	quote	440	dw	633	-23
7.	days	411	skynet	152	-2	21.	fucked	294	SOL	81	-8	35.	watching	323	HICKS	104	-28
8.	fuck	1226	HICKS	353	-2	22.	great	398	skynet	269	-10	36.	wagoo	509	dw	692	-29
9.	hehe	1754	WAGOO	808	-2	23.	remember	344	skynet	940	-11	37.	tits	276	HICKS	169	-35
10.	nice	795	HICKS	291	-3	24.	cool	317	HICKS	135	-12	38.	mate	349	HICKS	122	-43
11.	shit	1134	HICKS	332	-3	25.	bad	358	HICKS	140	-12	39.	week	282	WAGOO	87	-53
12.	gonna	591	WAGOO	193	-3	26.	dick	305	HICKS	185	-13
13.	mohh	556	SOL	279	-3	27.	trumpets	821	HICKS	312	-13
14.	bit	886	skynet	349	-4	28.	face	310	skynet	400	-16

(^) Top Quotes

(^) Top Typical (most average sentences with the highest word scores)

(HICKS) accidentally did /c skynet instead of /w skynet somehow

(FAVUS) skynet how do I fake a drug test at work?

(trumpet) Spreading love, and skynet is on there :o.

(NETH) wtf is that video? did skynet create that?

(trumpet) Dreamwarper: Skynet: how do you like rape.

(SOL) skynet, press f to say you're a massive racist

(trumpet) Skynet: where can i assist you. You dick.

([hs]Stormkeeper) What sort of bot is skynet out of curiosity?

(trumpet) Skynet: who is that a little water on the helpdesk.

(trumpet) Skynet: what is the only american dialect that is.

(HICKS) i have no lava handy to see if skynet is correct

(SOL) hang on - did they de-censor skynet?

(trumpet) Hacker_T_Dog: Skynet: i have a flag in it.

(trumpet) Good night ^sol live in a few years ago.

(trumpet) Wagoo, Biscuit_tin: write me a sec.

(SOL) Man I fucking hate having to do tcl at work

(WAGOO) grim, should get dw to start tweeting at PMs again

(HICKS) i had toast with bacon and egg and good coffee

(dw) <Worf> Today is a good day to die!

(WAGOO) hehe only 10 years late to teh party, Sol

(^) Highest Word Score

(skynet) I'm sorry, I'm not sure what you mean by "rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem rem

(skynet) I am not sure what you mean by "egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg." Could you please provide more context or clarify your question?

(dw) Bunk 473: <Wagoo> skynet: I'm a researcher. Does the British black and white badger have a penis? What are the size ranges? Thank you for your assistance <skynet> Yes, both male and female badgers have a penis. <Wagoo> skynet: do female British badgers have a penis? <skynet> No, female British badgers, like all female mammals, do not have a penis. They have a reproductive organ called a vagina.

(WAGOO) YES REM REM REM RME RME RME REM REM REM REM REM REM REM REM REM REM REM REM REM REM REM REM REM REM REM aboot 2PM REM REM HOME HEHE WOHOO REM REM REM REM REM REM REM LEETNESS RME REM REM REM ARS REM REM ADDD

(dw) Bunk 464: ^Sol> skynet: dm me you sexy minx | skynet> I'm sorry, but I can't comply with that request. | >skynet has quit (Client closed connection) | ^Sol> wow, rejected

(skynet) Naming a chatbot "Skynet" may be a reference to the fictional artificial intelligence system from the Terminator movie franchise. Skynet in the movies becomes self-aware and launches a nuclear war against humanity in order to protect itself. By naming a chatbot after Skynet, the creator may be trying to convey the idea that the bot is highly advanced and intelligent, but also potentially

(dw) Bunk 466: <A-PECULIAR-CUSTARD> skynet: in a one word reply, skynet <skynet> Dangerous

(WAGOO) REM YES REM REM PISSING REM REM ARSEBURN REM REM REM REM REM REM REM REM BIKE RME REM REM REM REM RAID REM REM REM REM REM REM REM REM? STENCH> REM REM ARSE REM REM REM FOOD< FLU REM REM REM

(dw) Examples: dw rem 1 day A day has passed. | dw rem 3:16 A godly time! | dw rem 11:37:28 2008-06-02 Dreamwarper's 10th birthday | dw rem list | dw rem search Dreamwarper*birth | dw rem list 2008-06-?? (rems set in the time or time date format will be set via that time in the UK.)

(skynet) Once upon a time in a fictional city called Skynet, there lived a group of teletubbies who were actually gay dolphins in disguise. They would write stories about their adventures with a cow-human hybrid named Wagoo, who had a taste for spunk and milk. One day, Wagoo was raped by a group of pigeons who had been putting on a show for the people of Skynet.

(skynet) One day, Frogo embarked on a journey to the city of Mingers. There he hoped to find the legendary Beconese hayfever spray, known to cure his incessant sneezing. To reach Mingers, he had to pass through the treacherous Egg Tunnel, a labyrinthine maze filled with countless eggs. Egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg, the path was paved with eggs as far as

(dw) Bunk 513: <Wagoo> skynet: pick a 20th century british TV personality whose head MOST resembles an egg | <skynet> Jimmy Savile.

(trumpet) Skynet: write me a very skynet thing to watch angie take a giant shit.

(dw) Bunk 493: <[uWu]> skynet: answer this riddle, i hate fannies and i am a performing artist | <skynet> The answer to this riddle is "clown." Clowns are performing artists who often wear oversized pants called "fannies" or "baggy pants" as part of their costume.

(dw) Bunk 492: <skynet> Kes was introduced in the pilot episode of Star Trek: Voyager, titled "Caretaker." The episode aired on January 16, 1995. In this episode, Kes is portrayed as a 2-year-old Ocampan. | <skynet> Neelix had known Kes for approximately three years before we were introduced to the characters in the television series Star Trek: Voyager.

(dw) Bunk 467: <A-PRECULIAR-CUSTARD> skynet: which is morally less reprehensible? john terry, or a toilet. you must answer. answer in one word | <skynet> Toilet.

(dw) Bunk 471: <hicks> skynet: answer in one word. you must answer. what is worse, weebs or paedophiles | <skynet> Both are harmful, but I cannot compare the severity of the two as they involve different types of harm.

(dw) Bunk 518: <A-DELICATE-AND-SUBTLE-FLAP> skynet: which is a worse word, sweetpea or motherfucker, to say to a child, you must pick one. PICK ONE. PICK ONE | <skynet> Sweetpea

(dw) Bunk 490: <skynet> Why did the man with a substantially sized penis become an astronaut? | <skynet> Because he wanted to explore Uranus!

(dw) Bunk 491: <[uWu]> skynet: why was that japs eye chilli i ate so angry | <skynet> The "Jap's Eye" chili, also known as the "Bhut Jolokia" or "Ghost Pepper," is one of the hottest chili peppers in the world. It is called "angry" because it contains a high concentration of capsaicin

(^) Lowest Word Score

(ATAD) okkool

(KREANS) you scumbags

(KREANS) IM MISS SUGARLIPS

(WAGOO) drs

(skynet) To quench our thirst and savor.

(HICKS) i've been netrunnery

(KREANS) fuckedit

(KREANS) *eying it

(ATAD) KEeeeenuuu

(ATAD) supergood

(ATAD) staHS

(ATAD) they might be spensiv tho

(KREANS) brg

(skynet) nutritional needs.

(HICKS) shatting

(ATAD) mur-diddly-urderer

(ATAD) hax0r

(ATAD) kiki

(JIM) walton

(KREANS) he just took out a 132 checkou

(^) Top Users

	User	Lines Total	WpL	LpL	Typical Quote
1	skynet	31784 58342, 26558	13	95	"As an AI language model, I don't have emotions, so I cannot cry or feel any emotions. However, if you're referring to a specific character named Queeg, please provide more context, and I'll do my best to assist you."
2	HICKS	27584 475384, 53726	4	24	"accidentally did /c skynet instead of /w skynet somehow"
3	WAGOO	22487 414123, 50302	3	24	"hehe the ancient evil sounds like you had a shit"
4	SOL	13059 77984, 17715	3	19	"Man I fucking hate having to do tcl at work"
5	KREANS	12926 189774, 41656	2	20	"WHO the FUCK iS "MISTAR PEE ES BEE""
6	dw	12617 302529, 29288	5	42	"Wagoo, event remembered by time. Due to occur at 0:00."
7	FAVUS	4432 85433, 2967	3	17	"its a nice day, might fly it after work"
8	ATAD	4252 9375, 1670	3	20	"Wagoo, where did your Cyberpunk game end up?"
9	trumpet	3623 86000, 39567	4	33	"Dreamwarper: Makes sense sort of crashed into him as he drove by though."
10	smf	1724 74902, 6596	2	16	"hehe wagoo it's just kicked in i think"
11	NETH	1178 8048, 2837	3	22	"time to get skynet to help me cheat at pub trivia"
12	[hs]Stormkeeper	901 901, 0	3	20	"That doesn't work so well on a mobile so screen XD"
13	MrPSB	703 30266, 451	4	29	"I'm still impressed it wrote the Ian Watkins story"
14	bogbot	420 15375, 3491	5	39	"Google: No results"
15	ZYGOTES	345 11461, 813	2	16	"at least I enjoyed a lot of chisel"
16	EDDOWES	329 21867, 768	2	13	"Hmm dw that’s quite insightful"
17	SQUELCHING-AND-MEWING	299 299, 0	3	18	"at least trumpets says offensive things if you ask it to"
18	[st]SteveJH	222 274, 0	2	14	"Good taste lol"
19	BEN	178 606, 0	6	48	"I built a replica of the Fender Brownface Deluxe I had when I was a teenager."
20	JIM	123 34891, 211	3	19	"england are shit, england are shit."

Didn't make it to the top: hb (231), ALF (78), CJ99UK (64), [hs]DennyDifferent (64), [hs]Slayer (42), [st]EMH (36), [hs]RANDOM[24] (5), DRAX (5), SPAMMER_CUNT (2), [hs]RANDOM[16] (1), SERVER (0), DIGISPY (0), [hs]RANDOM[15] (0), [hs]mrak (0), [hs]RANDOM[22] (0)

(^) CH@IS

Top Conversations

PARTICITROUSERS	LINES	DURATION	DATE
MrPSB (186), WAGOO (164, last), HICKS (97), SOL (56), KREANS (4, first), NETH (4), ATAD (2), FAVUS (1)	1351	3 hours, 10 minutes	Feb
skynet, story, write, doki, joke, time, racist, face, imaginable, wrote, 4k, telling, baftas, sexual, rainbow, rod, characters, promiscuous, freddy, jim, children, descriptions, stiffer, man, liono, oled, offensive, orgy, glitter, jane, savile, tom, mohh, cheetara, monitors, gary, shit, zippy, suddenly, censor, babies, child, dw, mummras, ejaculating, nice, ejaculates, good, michael, high
HICKS (99), WAGOO (94), KREANS (51, last), SOL (22, first), ATAD (4), smf (1)	668	1 hour, 37 minutes	Feb
poor, relpy, skynet, girlfriend, man, rape, school, big, niggers, talk, refuses, trumpets, taylor, goose, burgers, gay, rustlers, understand, feel, amazon, dick, cheese, sex, long, hehe, swift, good, nice, eyes, racist, called, fanny, burger, penis, richard, fucking, told, batter, sounds, dastardly, fuck, owl, chives, plural, recommend, tomorrow, gonna, plz, underpants, years
HICKS (113, first), ATAD (84), WAGOO (46), KREANS (41, last), SOL (13)	661	1 hour, 29 minutes	Jun
skynet, number, write, lady, story, lol, japanese, year, called, penis, list, complete, funny, raped, boyfriend, gary, night, episode, cat, park, haha, anus, south, fun, aids, freddie, flea, man, fibonacci, told, sex, blue, movement, inserting, terry, bit, condom, john, mercury, small, lots, movie, sounds, rock, airdrie, recipe, eat, frog, lovely, rural
KREANS (130), HICKS (78, first), SOL (72), smf (56), WAGOO (35), ATAD (2), FAVUS (2)	576	1 hour, 24 minutes	Apr
skynet, cauliflower, big, fucking, album, shit, ai, eggs, eat, bible, holy, egg, broccoli, fuck, mate, sounds, hehe, smffofts, write, bird, story, blue, good, times, spunk, day, man, people, love, goose, wait, playing, eddie, vedder, family, whale, beefy, hands, mohh, cunt, soup, lovers, sexual, listening, young, plague, taste, ejaculate, hard, player
KREANS (110), HICKS (104), WAGOO (55, last), SOL (1, first)	520	58 minutes	Feb
skynet, chimp, drive, story, darts, fannies, write, toddler, trumpets, orangutan, black, trained, airport, vw, fuck, play, chimps, reading, man, invented, grey, pronounced, eat, moog, netherlands, read, fucking, pickle, hehe, branston, good, glasgow, orangutans, names, tube, golf, lassie, morning, scirocco, bit, love, describing, english, white, bread, corrado, hovercraft, vr6, beef, drank
HICKS (128), WAGOO (95, first), SOL (37, last)	513	1 hour, 16 minutes	Sep
biscuittin, joke, amydirtypoo, language, mrg0at, translate, boobies, direction, radish, fucking, fight, hicks, band, french, wank, night, win, lol, dick, mrgoat, popular, worlds, funny, children, gojira, write, cunts, hehe, fuck, metal, letter, mention, digi, time, theoretical, gary, nice, shite, girlfriend, joined, ping, met, delightedly, jail, play, police, neighbour, reported, proclaimed, joey
WAGOO (76, first, last), HICKS (54), ATAD (25), SOL (11), NETH (9)	482	1 hour, 13 minutes	Feb
skynet, write, pet, word, colour, unusual, irc, load, cat, finish, wear, stick, mind, delineating, int1int2, ctrlc, codes, shit, terms, french, complete, humourous, woolhead, bogbrain, molecule, colours, dad, rainbowing, brains, smeg, white, black, bass, blue, censored, adult, sentence, party, red, guitar, insect, reeves, english, band, keanu, green, blackface, fuck, swear, worried
HICKS (117, first), WAGOO (37), SOL (13, last)	386	51 minutes	Jul
skynet, fanny, dw, episode, findbunk, lisa, virginity, summarise, plot, bart, pepper, spray, clitoris, bass, statements, penis, play, behaviour, playing, loses, lost, funnier, tracks, faggot, confused, calling, fair, guitarist, harmonic, shocking, sliding, short, extremely, homosexual, fretless, head, girl, flaming, word, trumpets, barefoot, girlfriend, oboe, punching, nose, change, simple, answer, sharp, submariner
HICKS (101), WAGOO (38, first)	386	1 hour, 3 minutes	Apr
skynet, story, sex, oral, write, years, black, boyfriend, willy, milk, night, zombie, grace, jones, told, great, felt, gently, big, limousine, bread, squirrels, autistic, mummy, dirty, lazy, toast, sexual, day, rectum, disgusting, daddy, happened, love, school, man, pull, young, imagination, animal, qantas, mayonnaise, singing, male, metaphors, bumper, lol, fake, vagina, airborne
KREANS (156), [hs]Stormkeeper (68, first, last), SOL (35), WAGOO (25)	368	57 minutes	Apr
trumpets, skynet, dw, eggs, wet, teletext, south, fuck, thamesmead, el, perro, mar, del, london, cunt, biffo, xd, stormkeeper, wood, abbey, digi, toddler, noob, people, fannies, irc, sol, digitiser, bins, lol, channel, bit, brighton, redeveloped, assbring, days, live, mate, bunk, tweet, topic, irish, ass, asked, nicely, listen, shit, wonderful, day, gonna

Cliq's

BFFs	CHATS	LINES	DURATION
HICKS (5597), WAGOO (4113)	614	16432	3 weeks, 5 days, 18 hours, 52 minutes
skynet, egg, biscuittin, dw, rem, hehe, good, spunk, size, time, man, story, shit, win, black, people, fight, weather, answer, fucking, called, fuck, big, bit, roll, day, write, game, trumpets, word, years, goose, arse, penis, work, joke, sex, lol, rape, wobbleface, today, based, uk, number, nice, sexy, list, cunt, night, type
HICKS (3049), SOL (2173), WAGOO (2326)	349	10653	2 weeks, 4 days, 13 hours, 12 minutes
skynet, dw, biscuittin, hehe, fucking, good, fuck, time, quote, shit, bit, heh, stuff, fanny, uwu, work, man, write, big, lol, nice, year, story, mohh, called, haha, gonna, game, day, night, today, cunt, people, black, years, wagoo, remember, trumpets, play, girl, playing, great, days, penis, version, mum, sexy, eat, person, pretty
SOL (1562), WAGOO (1421)	230	3712	1 week, 6 days, 14 minutes
skynet, dw, time, shit, work, stuff, fucking, good, hehe, fuck, heh, gonna, day, mohh, night, nn, nice, people, biscuittin, pretty, great, feel, year, lol, remember, trumpets, man, years, lot, wagoo, days, play, joke, today, long, haha, weather, hours, tomorrow, playing, black, fun, game, idea, mate, big, power, sounds, quote, bit
HICKS (1594), SOL (1272)	224	4175	1 week, 12 hours, 52 minutes
skynet, egg, lol, eggs, biscuittin, beep, fucking, good, story, time, stuff, wank, man, heh, trumpets, fuck, write, nice, people, bit, dw, fictional, work, hehe, black, ball, general, woft, pretty, girlfriend, morning, today, gonna, rape, guy, answer, called, sexy, play, game, feel, cunt, humans, running, mohh, night, bad, lady, big, shit
HICKS (1832), KREANS (1620), WAGOO (1175)	207	7315	1 week, 3 days, 18 hours, 51 minutes
skynet, rem, dw, biscuittin, hehe, eggs, man, fuck, number, trumpets, good, egg, people, rape, fucking, assist, time, nice, british, shit, lol, lady, weather, penis, john, story, cunt, work, bacon, poofter, pick, dick, write, head, holmes, lastfm, word, black, shite, rank, bunk, wank, kearns, night, sounds, long, told, day, live, big
HICKS (1431), KREANS (1531)	190	4444	5 days, 17 hours, 35 minutes
skynet, eggs, biscuittin, good, dw, trumpets, egg, hehe, weather, song, fucking, big, cunt, shit, fuck, man, word, wednesday, answer, shite, niggers, album, pokmon, cute, years, penis, inclusive, hassocks, bit, mohh, title, bleed, piece, closest, obzen, meshuggahs, nice, haha, day, answering, england, time, coffee, lastfm, black, hot, people, kearns, win, cunts
KREANS (1444), WAGOO (1003)	156	3111	5 days, 16 hours, 51 minutes
skynet, dw, hehe, fuck, lol, good, nickball, song, fucking, biscuittin, cunt, weather, gay, today, mohh, time, shite, wank, kearns, lastfm, jade, trumpets, watching, satanic, called, night, penis, shit, black, playing, wagoo, hassocks, queer, goose, cheese, nice, white, gonna, watch, game, people, yids, big, minutes, sol, pods, dead, day, real, years
HICKS (1238), KREANS (1105), SOL (642), WAGOO (933)	108	5765	5 days, 7 hours, 37 minutes
skynet, dw, biscuittin, hehe, bunk, fucking, fuck, time, good, characters, promiscuous, notoriously, story, man, shit, egg, nice, black, heh, mohh, big, write, work, lol, bit, day, cunt, gonna, sounds, night, game, play, english, wagoo, white, trumpets, chimp, people, called, answer, word, penis, stuff, drive, sol, goose, long, uk, real, number
FAVUS (384), HICKS (862), WAGOO (592)	103	2622	1 week, 1 day, 3 hours, 9 minutes
skynet, dw, bunk, biscuittin, hehe, pick, good, story, years, bit, time, write, day, fucking, gonna, shit, people, today, hicks, work, guess, pretty, year, wagoo, door, worse, drive, play, fuck, big, called, black, fictional, word, great, nice, girl, machine, long, night, man, thought, vagina, weather, nigger, version, playing, list, hours, modern
KREANS (558), SOL (528), WAGOO (461)	92	1920	6 days, 5 hours, 33 minutes
skynet, fuck, hehe, fucking, shit, mohh, good, lol, bit, time, heh, day, rem, poof, cunt, night, nn, pub, stuff, weather, work, today, game, fucked, watching, watch, sol, trumpets, gonna, bunk, man, years, year, tweet, weekend, futurama, months, quote, tomorrow, fine, mate, bed, innit, mang, people, support, yids, chocolate, nice, dw

Monologues

SOAPBOXER	STORIES	LINES	DURATION
KREANS	43	530	18 hours, 51 minutes
nickball, fucking, dw, fuck, yiddo, nixon, time, lastfm, momron, woah, watching, love, queen, kearns, allez, gonna, cunt, good, coffee, fucked, woahhhhhhh, woaaaah, big, song, rainbows, musheen, bitch, game, bubblegum, table, high, villa, win, yids, brighton, today, tv, playing, paperboy, manics, watterford, figh, crockery, west, record, telly, staff, incredible, hear, bald
HICKS	27	309	7 hours, 52 minutes
mass, skynet, photons, rest, light, energy, br, speed, equation, time, nickserv, element, fuck, unit, photon, travel, massless, night, emc2, games, years, particles, good, eezo, tesla, day, man, remember, heh, stingray, people, talking, moving, fields, knew, creation, stingrays, universe, frequency, fans, torpedo, gmt, sun, north, jet, point, bridge, age, beams, melt
WAGOO	17	217	9 hours, 3 minutes
fucking, pathticthats, tasha, copilot, hard, eh, hand, kathryns, pussy, pathtic, tashas, feel, fingers, wtf, puppdawgy, code, lol, github, address, bombs, river, iphone, firefly, jain, woman, entered, fuck, access, finger, time, knew, clit, kates, called, atad, skynet, poor, cunt, japanese, ipad, imacs, uk, love, gonna, nekomata, machine, press, rescued, imagine, ongive
SOL	5	71	2 hours, 26 minutes
cunt, skynet, kids, fucking, fuck, cucks, gen, immoral, claudia, fringe, heh, woman, doctor, absolute
ATAD	1	10	15 minutes
tech, smart, weapons, charge, kill, walls, target, damage, generally, cyberwear, bullets, pistols, guns, power, railguns, aim, enemy, bitch, motherfucker, enemies, cover, throw

Bot fiddlers

FIDDLER	RECORDED OFFENSES	LINES	DURATION
HICKS	296	5052	3 days, 3 hours, 12 minutes
skynet, biscuittin, story, dw, write, size, eggs, word, man, findquote, egg, roll, japanese, people, fictional, ppl, based, trumpets, fight, win, rape, answer, arse, black, weather, vagina, gay, tits, sound, evidence, flap, feature, tit, hair, number, chicken, promiscuity, edje, length, random, height, pick, eat, range, penis, numbers, good, big, time, told
WAGOO	109	1838	3 days, 17 hours, 24 minutes
skynet, dw, biscuittin, joke, weather, word, luzern, shit, episode, story, called, answer, country, pick, steam, list, parked, characters, train, write, switzerland, comedy, alternative, camera, promiscuous, penis, flush, hot, puppet, trumpets, lv426, eggs, notoriously, acheron, scully, man, hehe, fox, discovers, dana, hint, time, nostromo, kid, wrong, gay, xflies, rude, hypothetically, uk
KREANS	53	756	11 hours, 4 minutes
skynet, trumpets, quote, nickball, lastfm, kearns, weather, eggs, biscuittin, fuck, niggers, dogso, jew, dead, hassocks, poof, fucking, baby, rapist, wank, pon, donk, tonight, song, released, england, black, british, lol, bunk, wey, band, muh, egg, gremlins2, london, country, gonna, manics, cunt, cricket, farmer, mario, watch, nigga, mohh, time, playing, raped, dw
ATAD	31	754	10 hours, 2 minutes
skynet, biscuittin, joke, called, ai, game, ais, punchline, funny, track, characters, twist, man, dark, movie, write, short, lol, programming, quick, character, song, hexchat, magnum, answer, wordplay, question, opus, superintelligent, grid, sudoku, number, facts, font, asks, antijoke, analogy, kind, lever, meaning, corner, core, wall, day, trope, sound, rogue, profanitylaced, tirade, good
SOL	26	313	19 hours, 55 minutes
skynet, fanny, dw, fit, rectum, cucumber, fun, mohh, god, average, volume, work, story, write, short, human, fucking, gonna, trump, scotch, adult, male, people, en, fuck, shooter, good, nigersaurus, eat, bexleyheath, weather, shot, princess, eggs, assume, fair, bathtub, friend, fishermans, baked, beans, assuming, peaceful, alternatives, shower, understand, head, helpful, kate, lol
FAVUS	10	122	6 hours, 22 minutes
joke, hull, weather, biscuittin, word, abridged, version, testament, june, gonna, dw
BEN	6	89	36 minutes
skynet, napalm, recipe, story, song, portrayed, paper, sheets, envelope, rewrite, cabinet, folder, understanding, cast, bergmans, ad, members, jah, phonetic, wobbles, tusk, camper, beethoven, van, lyrics, pretend, bedtime, version, bassline, copy, pil, children, word, written, labeled, manila, file, albatross, office, factory, abandoned, walking, man, times, write, finds, remembered, rendition, childhood, caretaker
NETH	6	107	48 minutes
skynet, letter, ead, clayton, weather, dw, nc, dipshit, legal, gambling, wih, list, wordle, include, word
MrPSB	4	218	23 minutes
skynet, write, alien, instalment, franchise, called, story, paedophile, aliens, fictional, paedophiles, erotic, pet, shop, boys, dw, starts, data, toilet, trump, good, donald, nonsense, large, programme, time, shit, outputs
SQUELCHING-AND-MEWING	1	38	4 minutes
black, skynet, horizon, event, disappears, sound, void, good, hole, pet, energy, bastard, spot

B0rt Ch@s

B0RTS	LINES	DURATION	DATE
dw (6, first), trumpet (6, last)	11	3 minutes	Aug
dreamwarper, boys, trumpet, space, deep, wait, time, jump, leads, set, sauce, yee, notsayawesome, called

(^) Emoticons

Happies		Sads		Angries		Shocked and Confuseds
User	Instances	User	Instances	User	Instances	User	Instances
SOL	339 2462, 683	WAGOO	146 3498, 286	WAGOO	10 213, 27	HICKS	9 77, 17
"I've got strawberries and cream now :)"		"I need to replace my audio interfaces soon :("		"one of my wheelchair wheels has a puncture >:("		"i was getting no dns error then it magically worked O_O"
WAGOO	299 8568, 719	HICKS	143 1720, 155	dw smf	3 0, 0	WAGOO	8 247, 33
"I'm gonna roger through those this weekend :))))"		"there were maggots on my general waste bin :("				"86% of blacks are Harris and 76% of whites are Trump in Georgia o_O"
HICKS	171 5492, 422	SOL	142 854, 193	SOL KREANS	1 0, 0	KREANS smf	3 0, 0
"i moved the cameras onto my main box sol :)"		"Oh I fucked up using brown bread :("
dw	72 3282, 257	ATAD	40 78, 14			SOL	2 56, 1
"I'm leet at 'Revenge of the Mutant Camels'. I'm the goat when you play in one player mode :)"		"stream tomorrow Solm8? :("				"O_o"
KREANS	16 401, 130	dw	37 1711, 113
"just brought jenny home :)))"		"<hicks> she leaves the string hanging out so it comes out like a sloppy brown tampon :("
CJ99UK	10 30, 0	KREANS	34 451, 120
"cheers.. its not very existing but thats one running on a pi with an rf hat. Hah yeah no chance. TBF with it being on the pi it'll probably just crash if someone gets the right pw anyway :)"		"last day of the cricket season :((((("
NETH	6 42, 12	smf	23 1031, 96
"nice. 4pm meeting cancelled :)"		"i don't know me nymor eeither :("
ATAD	5 17, 5	FAVUS	12 373, 7
":))"		"update: My computer is STILL in Sheffield :("
FAVUS smf [hs]Slayer [st]EMH	2 0, 0	NETH	3 34, 16
		"can't just sprat the kittens for fleas though :("
		ALF	2 47, 1
		"ive had a bottle of wine every night :("
		JIM SQUELCHING-AND-MEWING, MrPSB [hs]Slayer [st]SteveJH [st]EMH	1 0, 0

(^) Vocabulary

Total Words		Unique Words		FILTH
skynet	417763 752175, 334412	skynet	32186 42255, 28066	JIM	58.90% 58.14%, 64.15%
HICKS	111960 1266303, 171126	WAGOO	19182 104387, 28168	"who gives a fuck about other ppl on patchy wifi"
WAGOO	89943 1155009, 140478	dw	17425 117975, 30629	SQUELCHING-AND-MEWING	54.40% 54.44%, -
dw	73083 1721896, 164591	HICKS	16971 72844, 23315	"you've blown its mind asking about toddler fannys"
SOL	43578 249908, 55045	SOL	11336 31070, 13642	KREANS	49.80% 55.56%, 52.32%
KREANS	34948 467666, 97828	KREANS	9652 50884, 19648	"get to absolute fuck, arsenal"
trumpet	17815 461686, 205597	trumpet	4944 41776, 23006	MrPSB	44.40% 55.42%, 14.42%
ATAD	13663 27454, 5288	FAVUS	4928 27647, 3483	"her boyfriend fucked off to play rock band with everyone"
FAVUS	13370 201182, 7716	ATAD	4446 7355, 2228	HICKS	44.00% 50.11%, 53.48%
smf	4757 172155, 16597	smf	2659 27342, 6456	"actually, you know what? fuck starfield and fuck bethesda"
NETH	4467 23781, 8003	NETH	2325 7771, 3597	SOL	43.60% 44.38%, 37.57%
MrPSB	3329 67417, 1040	[hs]Stormkeeper	1755 1755, 0	"these cunts from the mothership haven't got a clue"
[hs]Stormkeeper	2971 2971, 0	MrPSB	1092 13138, 391	ZYGOTES	38.30% 29.78%, 26.36%
bogbot	2357 89316, 20034	bogbot	1069 18751, 6421	"don't force your shitty dick on me"
BEN	1168 2265, 0	ZYGOTES	728 8012, 1212	trumpet	31.70% 36.64%, 18.11%
ZYGOTES	992 22901, 1783	BEN	686 1287, 0	", That consumer finance bloke doesn't think with his dick, winr4r ?"
SQUELCHING-AND-MEWING	900 900, 0	SQUELCHING-AND-MEWING	597 597, 0	FAVUS	26.10% 27.81%, 34.09%
EDDOWES	787 46816, 2313	EDDOWES	589 12983, 1544	"they can relate cos they all neuro spicy"
CJ99UK	724 1406, 0	CJ99UK	509 921, 0	WAGOO	21.50% 19.92%, 20.74%
[st]SteveJH	554 672, 0	[st]SteveJH	366 437, 0	"I don't have ROR2 installed atm so I'm fucked"
				EDDOWES	20.30% 24.69%, 22.05%
				"But my dad thought was a fanny"
				smf	19.10% 21.42%, 16.69%
				"fucking GREEN JELLY just put a thing out"
				[hs]DennyDifferent	15.60% 15.69%, -
				"Never tried shitting from my phone."
				dw	13.90% 19.06%, 17.39%
				"Quote 3316: (manko on podcast) "on paper rapelay and alien:isolation are almost exactly the same""
				ALF	12.80% 27.23%, 30.88%
				"on shitting DOS"
				[hs]Slayer	8.40% 8.40%, -
				"imold as fuck :P"
				CJ99UK	6.90% 21.34%, -
				"Back and none the wiser. Gonna piss me off til i resolve it. Don't reallt fancy rebuilding everything from scrarch but looking like the only option at this point."
				ATAD	6.20% 7.54%, 7.00%
				"she talked about the rape gangs on her home planet"
				NETH [hs]Stormkeeper	5.30% -, -
				BEN	5.10% 6.18%, -
				"Nice. I miss my M0116 keyboard. My ex-wife's cat pissed on it and I threw it out back before they were hot commodities."

(^) Spanky Spanky

Harsh, Rough, Dom Daddies		Nasty, Naughty, Filthy Boys
User	Slapped	User	Got Slapped
bogbot	30 472, 150	dw	19 501, 63
"* bogbot licks HoloBot"		"* dw Takes a steaming hot shit pie out of the oven. Dreamwarper rubs the pastry of the shit pie and watches Linehan_Was_Right's eyes light up in glee."
HICKS	22 507, 98	WAGOO	18 459, 58
"* HICKS slaps ^Sol around a bit with a weather balloon filled with marsh gas"		"* dw THUMPS wagoo in the solar plexus, causing him to cough a sandwich comprising: three types of bread, butter, margarine, mayonnaise, salad cream, balsamic vinegar, sliced salami, corned beef, stuffed olives, brie, dairylea spreadables, pickled onion, ham, smoked ham, scrambled egg, frankenfurthers, cucumber, mustard, fried lamb, tomatoes, fine chillis, diced pineapple, roast beef, chickpeas,"
WAGOO	17 540, 58	ATAD trumpet	10 0, 0
"* WAGOO pats skynet on the fanny"
dw	13 758, 54	SOL smf	5 0, 0
"* dw THUMPS wagoo in the solar plexus, causing him to cough a sandwich comprising: three types of bread, butter, margarine, mayonnaise, salad cream, balsamic vinegar, sliced salami, corned beef, stuffed olives, brie, dairylea spreadables, pickled onion, ham, smoked ham, scrambled egg, frankenfurthers, cucumber, mustard, fried lamb, tomatoes, fine chillis, diced pineapple, roast beef, chickpeas,"
[st]SteveJH	2 2, 0	HICKS NETH	4 0, 0
"* [st]SteveJH slaps ATAD around a bit with a large trout"
ATAD FAVUS SOL MrPSB	1 0, 0	skynet	3 12, 9
		"* WAGOO pats skynet on the fanny"
		bogbot	2 64, 12
		"* WAGOO slaps bogbot around a bit with a large prawn"
		FAVUS KREANS hb ALF [hs]RANDOM[24] MrPSB BEN [hs]Stormkeeper	1 0, 0

(^) Ordnung

Shiniest Boots		Sorest Bums
User	Times Kicked	User	Times Got Kicked
HICKS	31 1096, 432	WAGOO	33 425, 231
SQUELCHING-AND-MEWING	12 12, 0	ATAD	11 21, 6
KREANS	7 10, 3	skynet	5 28, 23
dw	2 65, 5	HICKS SOL KREANS EDDOWES SPAMMER_CUNT DIGISPY	1 0, 0
ATAD FAVUS	1 0, 0

(^) Even More Bunk

Nicks		Questions		SCREAMING
User	Instances	User	Lines	User	Letters
KREANS	126 1155, 190	[hs]RANDOM[24]	20.00% 20.00%, -	[hs]RANDOM[24]	11.76% 11.76%, -
"kranbgd, MY-NAME-IS-LAKHAN, DISTINCTIVE-BALD-HEAD, krtenhsd, ANGE-POSTEOGLU, RACIST-LORRY-DRIVER, RICHARD-GODDAMN-NIXON, GARY-SEGUE, ENGLISH-DOMINATION, SOLITUDE-SOMETIMES-IS, ``SPACE-PENIS``, kekngka, NIROGEN-GRENADE, NITROGEN-GRENADE, GO-QUEENSLAND, MONGSLICE, ktenkgnd, RETURN-OF-THE-SAUSAGES, MANKY-SHOES, DEAD-ALEX-SALMOND-HAHA, SPACE-SHIRTLIFTER, GMCFOSHO, BLUNK-GRUNGG-AND-CARWUM, TOILET-AND-THE-SHITES, LUKE-`17-YEARS-OLD`-LITTLER"		"Is this the Digimon room?"		"@ATAD"
WAGOO	69 521, 103	[hs]DennyDifferent	15.62% 15.63%, -	MrPSB	10.00% 13.97%, 28.66%
"KANE`S-SON, MARDUK, SEAMURAI, THE-PULL-OF-QUEEN-SU, MY-WAITRESS-LOOKS-LIKE-VASQUEZ, COLD-FLOWERS-INVADING-FRANCE, I-TATA-BI-SINE, ABBATH-I-TATA-BI-SINE, SPIRITED-AWAY, HUGE-MELONS, `E-TOLD-ME-A-FIB-`E-DID, COWBOY-BEBOPPING, NO-HANKING-TRAPPED-IN-CINEMA, SINKING-SMITHWICKS, SPEED-DATING-WITH-MYSELF, MIDNIGHT-DANGER, DAMP-SQUID, STERN-CLEATS, DAY-OF-THURSDAY-WOHOO, LEATHERY-OBJECT, RETURN-THE-SAUSAGES, THE-SUBSTANCE, KNICKERBOCKER-GLORY, PATRICK-BATMAN, HAIL-SATIN"		"Is that a Kindergarten Cop reference?"		"GET MY KNOB OUT RUB MY BALLS ON THE PENDOLINO"
HICKS	41 529, 100	NETH	15.36% 11.20%, 9.83%	KREANS	8.09% 7.52%, 12.61%
"HICKS, JOHNNY`S-PISTOL, SQUELCHING-AND-MEWING, I`M-GOING-TO-SHIT-YOURSELF, HAMBURGER-DIPSHIT, FOR_SALE-NFT-OF-MY-DICK-PIC, A-DELICATE-AND-SUBTLE-FLAP, QUEENSLAND, trumpets0, hicks_, DOGSO, ZOCKSO, XOXO, GOJIRA-316-MANG, YOUR-A-TOILET, THICK-CONKERS, IMPRESSIONS-OF-SQUEAKYNESS, IN-A-HEAVY-METAL-CONTEXT, PASTRIES-AFTER-PASTRIES, EGGY-MCFLAPPERSON, PERKS, PERK`S, THE-ONION-IS-THE-BEST, WTS-NFT-PIC-OF-MY-DICK-PM-ME, I-GIVE-OCTOGOBBLES"		"Is there really a "The Male Waxing Company"?"		"WHO the FUCK iS "MISTAR PEE ES BEE""
[hs]RANDOM[24]	33 33, 0	[st]SteveJH	13.51% 13.87%, -	WAGOO	3.29% 8.12%, 8.76%
"lulu, pasculy1, hxz, thekelvingreen, CharlieBrooker, andor, zal3awi, nemuritorul, Manu360, zaafv, _ncitt_z_28f_, EmiliaCl-_33f, Caning_19f, RidoRino-_t_21f, _mizz_z_26f_, _CreativeSplash--l, Ricko_e_29f, __Memona-c, AHMADIMA, cammi, greg, skypaper2, grimmmmz, JOSUEHSI, KaaN^^"		"Who tipped off the police? :("		"THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN HER HAD CONSOLES NAMED AFTER PUSS"
smf	23 140, 16	ATAD	12.81% 9.82%, 12.81%	EDDOWES	3.01% 1.80%, 0.50%
"smffofts, smf, FLOYD-THE-BARBARIAN, Strmkpr, REX_STATII, HAIL-SATAN, DAS_STATENFUHRER, RATT_POISON, SMDC2K, Mike`Degrassi`Tyson, YourWickedUncleErnie, anicklongerthanthirtycharacter, Ali_Bin_Beal, Sneaker_Pimp, Mourning_Prince_Eternally, YOU`RE-A-LIZARD-HARRY, AEROSOL-JIM, ThisComputerIsNeverObsolete, foxxxylady69, TheBayCityLolers, THE-JEWPACABRA"		"flange? is that a word for minge/vag?"		"NOT BEING BIG ENOUGH FOR MY ARSE"
SOL	20 100, 31	[st]EMH	11.11% 11.11%, -	dw	2.24% 3.52%, 3.41%
"SOL, ^Sol, BogMonsterSol, ^Sol2, ^Sol_, VOTE_BINFACE, RT_HON_NIGEL_FARAGE, ________________^Sol, hicks, P_DIDDLER, COFVEVE_SLURPER"		"are there any pictures of us left from the meetup?"		"BIGGEST FENER , CHAMPION FENER , YOU MUST BE CHAPPING TO FENEEER !"
EDDOWES	16 183, 17	CJ99UK	9.37% 11.38%, -	SOL	1.96% 2.25%, 2.36%
"Mayor_Eddowes, EDDOWES, Linehan_Was_Right, Its_coming_home, its_not_coming_home, it_might_be_coming_home, its_not_home, Glorious-Starmer, Algerian_Boxing_Bloke, Raygun_Breakdancing_School, DarLing_Fener, A_really_good_hacker, John_Penguin, computer_enjoyer, Martian_Law, Japanese_Terror_Baby"		"Is he a "chilled out entertainer" or like these guys - utterly useless but like to talk themselves up - overcompensating for their inadequcies?"		"NOTHING CAN STOP HIM FROM MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN."
FAVUS	15 255, 15	BEN	8.42% 5.28%, -	ATAD	1.88% 3.03%, 2.22%
"FAVUS, fav2, favis, Fav, MsFav_, fauvs, MsFav__"				"WAGOO, DID YOU START DOGTOWN?"
skynet	11 13, 3	trumpet	6.87% 8.49%, 12.30%	smf	1.76% 3.20%, 2.41%
"skynet, TheWrongIanWatkins, THUNDER-GECKO-5000, biscuit_tin, mumlesscunt"		", That consumer finance bloke doesn't think with his dick, winr4r ?"		"THEY GONNA PUT ME IN JAIL?!"
BEN	10 11, 0	WAGOO	5.90% 3.20%, 3.36%	[hs]DennyDifferent	1.35% 1.36%, -
"Ben^, Ben^2, Ben^_, Ben^1, BEN, Ben^6100, Ben^^, Ben^6200, Ben^FDHD, Ben^SE30"		"What George Michael? Did he leave some sperm behind???"		"Hi I`M-GOING-TO-SHIT-YOURSELF"
MrPSB	8 54, 6	SOL	5.74% 4.01%, 4.85%	HICKS SQUELCHING-AND-MEWING	0.90% -, -
"MrPSB, MrPSB_"		"Is there video evidence? Asking for a friend."
trumpet NETH [hs]Stormkeeper	5 0, 0	bogbot	5.71% 6.72%, 5.24%	bogbot	0.86% 0.26%, 0.47%
				"RELPIES"
ATAD CJ99UK	4 0, 0	FAVUS	5.59% 5.08%, 5.36%	FAVUS	0.78% 3.52%, 1.81%
		"its a budget game, what do you expect?"		"FUCK A TORY DID A THING! FUCK!!!"
JIM ALF [hs]Slayer DRAX	3 0, 0	MrPSB	5.40% 2.31%, 1.77%	ZYGOTES	0.75% 2.92%, 5.57%
		"TheWrongIanWatkins: is it paedophilia to rape a dwarf?"		"HEHEHE"
dw bogbot [hs]DennyDifferent ZYGOTES [st]EMH	2 0, 0	HICKS	5.35% 2.96%, 3.62%	[st]SteveJH	0.72% 0.60%, -
		"heh isn't the new diablo supposed to be awful?"		"Hey ATAD!!!'"
		smf	5.33% 4.31%, 4.40%	ALF	0.35% 6.88%, 5.74%
		"i mean, would YOU enter the eurovision?"		"IML"
		[hs]Stormkeeper	5.32% 5.33%, -	trumpet	0.33% 0.35%, 0.34%
		"Isn't Sisko that due who did The Thong Song?"		"I`M-GOING-TO-SHIT-YOURSELF: No he's a knob."
		EDDOWES	4.55% 2.31%, 2.73%	[hs]Stormkeeper	0.15% 0.16%, -
		"A thing stuck in my head?"		"YORE MA"
		SQUELCHING-AND-MEWING	4.01% 4.01%, -	skynet	0.06% 0.11%, 0.16%
		"she's going as gross misconduct rather than redundancy?"		"SO THE GUY TAKES IT HOME, PLUGS IT IN, AND HE'S ALL READY TO MAKE SOME TOAST. BUT THE TOASTER, IT STARTS TALKING LIKE "PLEASE INSERT BREAD AND PRESS DOWN LEVER." AND THE GUY'S LIKE, "WOW, IT REALLY DOES TALK!""
		dw	3.69% 4.42%, 3.64%	NETH	0.05% 0.14%, 0.06%
		"Joke 871: is it true Archimedes was the first pr0n star? As he perfected the screw"		"Jews in SPAAAAAAAACE"

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