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2022/07/01-31 (31 days)


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Topic	Set by	Date
WELCOME TO CORONATION CHICKEN HOUR http://stats.digitiser.org R Kelly trapped in Samuel L Jackson's closet for 30 years 	smf	Sunday Jul 3 10:33:0 2022
CAN I HAVE 20 QUID AND A GOBBLE UNTIL NEXT WEEK PLEASE	HICKS	Sunday Jul 10 20:48:0 2022
CAN I HAVE 20 QUID AND A GOBBLE UNTIL NEXT WEEK PLEASE http://stats.digitiser.org	HICKS	Sunday Jul 10 20:49:0 2022
CAN I HAVE 20 QUID AND A GOBBLE UNTIL NEXT WEEK PLEASE http://stats.digitiser.org	HICKS	Sunday Jul 10 20:49:0 2022
é	HICKS	Monday Jul 11 0:35:0 2022
Gay Bukkake	ATAD	Monday Jul 11 21:42:0 2022
I hear it's amazing when the purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with a tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari-Kari rock! I need Scissors! 61!	ATAD	Monday Jul 11 21:51:0 2022

Topics total: 7 (0, 1, 1, 0)

(^) Monthly Activity

Month Days; Actual numbers (lines):

1 720					2 1410					3 790					4 100					5 384					6 678					7 679					8 64					9 409					10 246					11 1364					12 2183					13 1190					14 680					15 1221					16 886					17 1508					18 1094					19 1333					20 1690					21 375					22 390					23 472					24 780					25 457					26 128					27 199					28 502					29 445					30 633					31 848

Month Days; Actual numbers (percent):

1 3.03%					2 5.92%					3 3.32%					4 0.42%					5 1.61%					6 2.85%					7 2.85%					8 0.27%					9 1.72%					10 1.03%					11 5.73%					12 9.17%					13 5.00%					14 2.86%					15 5.13%					16 3.72%					17 6.34%					18 4.60%					19 5.60%					20 7.10%					21 1.58%					22 1.64%					23 1.98%					24 3.28%					25 1.92%					26 0.54%					27 0.84%					28 2.11%					29 1.87%					30 2.66%					31 3.56%

Month Days; Mean-adjusted (percent):

1 3.02%					2 5.91%					3 3.31%					4 0.42%					5 1.61%					6 2.84%					7 2.85%					8 0.27%					9 1.71%					10 1.03%					11 5.72%					12 9.15%					13 4.99%					14 2.85%					15 5.12%					16 3.71%					17 6.32%					18 4.59%					19 5.59%					20 7.08%					21 1.57%					22 1.63%					23 1.98%					24 3.27%					25 1.92%					26 0.54%					27 0.83%					28 2.10%					29 1.87%					30 2.65%					31 3.55%

(^) Weekday Activity

Weekdays; Actual numbers (lines):

SUNDAY 4172

MONDAY 3015

TUESDAY 4028

WEDNESDAY 3757

THURSDAY 2236

FRIDAY 2840

SATURDAY 3810

Weekdays; Actual numbers (percent):

SUNDAY 17.53%

MONDAY 12.67%

TUESDAY 16.92%

WEDNESDAY 15.79%

THURSDAY 9.39%

FRIDAY 11.93%

SATURDAY 16.01%

(^) Activity and Top Users by Time of Day

00:00 to 05:59 231 0.97%																														06:00 to 11:59 3454 14.48%																														12:00 to 17:59 6598 27.66%																														18:00 to 23:59 13575 56.90%
18 0.08%					11 0.05%					8 0.03%					3 0.01%					142 0.60%					49 0.21%					5 0.02%					97 0.41%					575 2.41%					946 3.97%					928 3.89%					903 3.78%					691 2.90%					1078 4.52%					957 4.01%					929 3.89%					1482 6.21%					1461 6.12%					1539 6.45%					2487 10.42%					4562 19.12%					3347 14.03%					1503 6.30%					137 0.57%
12 am					1 am					2 am					3 am					4 am					5 am					6 am					7 am					8 am					9 am					10 am					11 am					12 pm					1 pm					2 pm					3 pm					4 pm					5 pm					6 pm					7 pm					8 pm					9 pm					10 pm					11 pm
					User															Lines															User															Lines															User															Lines															User															Lines
1					dw															78 38, 143, 69, 62										1					dw															758 592, 370, 920, 747										1					dw															1289 418, 1189, 982, 910										1					HICKS															3271 958, 859, 1184, 1764
					"Weather report: london (London [51.509648,-0.099076])"																														"Time request timed out. System time: Thu Jul 07 12:29:47 2022"																														"Wagoo, event remembered with date and time. Due to occur at 12:00 2023-11-17."																														"trumpets do you still look about 12"
2					HICKS															69 10, 9, 18, 38										2					HICKS															719 1362, 556, 1198, 934										2					HICKS															1191 991, 779, 1134, 1005										2					dw															2979 500, 1198, 1138, 1169
					"trumpets spacker cat"																														"nah no soss, just lots of peppre"																														"trumpets no i am not a dentist"																														"Wagoo, event remembered by time. Due to occur at 21:00."
3					WAGOO															57 93, 133, 90, 74										3					KREANS															523 2, 201, 868, 560										3					KREANS															1079 14, 824, 860, 695										3					KREANS															2467 184, 708, 2247, 1330
					"gay humons keep popping up man"																														"trumpets taco bell"																														"no trumpets it wasnt"																														"NAH NAH FUCKING BNAH"
4					trumpet															13 0, 1, 5, 9										4					SOL															403 0, 143, 174, 364										4					WAGOO															964 781, 977, 663, 1005										4					WAGOO															2323 910, 1459, 2561, 1301
					"POO-PHORIA-ZOOMIES: Making some patches on the door of no 10 downing street."																														"Fucking hell Anneka Rice got old"																														"looks like a queer old game"																														"I just like stewie on family guy"
5					smf															2 10, 0, 5, 13										5					WAGOO															402 605, 203, 705, 422										5					SOL															610 0, 183, 261, 547										5					trumpet															986 73, 19, 230, 190
					"hehe"																														"romero will dress this man up like a zonbi"																														"just needs more "warmth" really"																														"I`M-A-4CHAN-BETA-CUCK-FAGGOT: Mohh "wagoo" "poo-phoria-zoomies" again wagoo..."
																														6					trumpet															311 260, 8, 335, 196										6					EDDOWES															392 0, 20, 0, 0										6					smf															343 162, 0, 231, 225
																																			"POO-PHORIA-ZOOMIES: Weeping and wanking like i don't think those facts were related."																														"I would not even ever CONSIDER an AMD card"																														"like any open tunign i would think"
																														7					smf															143 0, 0, 183, 64										7					trumpet															343 39, 12, 250, 185										7					SOL															340 0, 304, 165, 367
																																			"you don't even need to know any notes really"																														"POO-PHORIA-ZOOMIES: No, no no the french cannot call a biscuit."																														"I was tempted at one point to get a musheen and stick it over there but don't think it'd really see much use"
																														8					DRAX															25 0, 86, 106, 201										8					smf															164 111, 0, 89, 24										8					COLLARD															172 0, 0, 0, 182
																																			"Just dropped a dookie off"																														"like a slightly more coherent poppy"																														"Like why is that even slightly relevant"
																														9					ALF															4 0, 0, 0, 31										9					COLLARD															104 0, 0, 0, 4										9					EDDOWES															121 58, 108, 0, 106
																																			"should I put all my money in crypto"																														"did it sound like: whine whine whine"																														"hehe spray foam operator"
																														10					COLLARD															2 0, 0, 0, 50										10					NETH DRAX															62 0, 0, 0, 0										10					JIM															96 0, 15, 38, 9
																																			"I-AM-CAPTAIN-SPECTACULAR: that looks beautifully shit"																																																												"and fuck me these nvme drives are quick"
																																																												11					FAVUS															50 29, 29, 6, 155										11					ATAD															80 1, 4, 98, 32
																																																																	"I had a cuppa about half an hour ago"																														"just unban my account and let me play again"
																																																												12					ATAD															10 0, 0, 45, 21										12					DRAX															56 0, 935, 43, 178
																																																																	"shd be good, but ya, more content would be awesome"																														"Wagoo any chance u could"
																																																												13					JIM															4 0, 0, 28, 30										13					NETH															45 13, 19, 11, 17
																																																																	"give ipt invite"																														"that sounds entirely like Double-speak"
																																																																																										14					ALF															5 0, 2, 10, 12
																																																																																															"living the fucking dream"

(^) Top Words

	Word	Total	Top user	Users' Total		Word	Total	Top user	Users' Total		Word	Total	Top user	Users' Total
1.	trumpets	1139	HICKS	836	35.	well	247	HICKS	64	69.	egg	165	trumpet	59
2.	like	978	HICKS	219	36.	really	245	HICKS	68	70.	hassocks	163	dw	104
3.	not	751	HICKS	193	37.	go, back	243		0	71.	down, mm	162		0
4.	google	723	dw	12	38.	yes	236	HICKS	65	72.	put	159	HICKS	49
5.	poophoriazoomies	620	trumpet	561	39.	we	229	dw	64	73.	iamcaptainspectacular	158	trumpet	126
6.	just	615	HICKS	144	40.	into	227	dw	64	74.	looks, hicks	152		0
7.	up	565	HICKS	124	41.	oh	220	WAGOO	43	75.	something, make	147		0
8.	no	525	dw	146	42.	am	219	dw	55	76.	years, other	146		0
9.	out	516	dw	121	43.	should	218	HICKS	51	77.	after	145	dw	34
10.	about, one	510		0	44.	been, going	217		0	78.	mean, found	143		0
11.	fucking	505	HICKS	141	45.	bit	213	WAGOO	51	79.	maybe	142	HICKS	40
12.	now	469	dw	120	46.	know	212	dw	62	80.	theres	140	dw	34
13.	some	449	dw	85	47.	big, nice	210		0	81.	people, might, any	138		0
14.	get	448	HICKS	85	48.	want	207	dw	49	82.	eggs	137	dw	33
15.	if	438	dw	96	49.	who	204	dw	55	83.	again, does	135		0
16.	fuck	430	HICKS	112	50.	last	201	dw	57	84.	next	133	HICKS	33
17.	yeah	405	HICKS	117	51.	need	200	WAGOO	42	85.	work, stuff	132		0
18.	think	393	HICKS	100	52.	teh	198	dw	82	86.	england	130	dw	84
19.	hehe	385	WAGOO	112	53.	right	197	dw	47	87.	love	129	dw	46
20.	weather	380	dw	181	54.	rape	196	trumpet	64	88.	before, made, though	128		0
21.	got, wagoo	372		0	55.	over, cunt	195		0	89.	being	127	dw	51
22.	would	355	HICKS	80	56.	old	194	WAGOO	48	90.	must, where	126		0
23.	rtrans	336	HICKS	142	57.	little	187	HICKS	74	91.	look	124	HICKS	29
24.	good	334	HICKS	67	58.	much, thing	186		0	92.	nah	123	KREANS	75
25.	will	316	dw	77	59.	say	185	HICKS	71	93.	rem	120	HICKS	30
26.	dreamwarper	291	trumpet	190	60.	why, quote	184		0	94.	today, pretty, gonna	119		0
27.	shit	287	HICKS	66	61.	new	181	dw	41	95.	use	118	dw	28
28.	off	280	HICKS	52	62.	their	178	dw	46	96.	first	117	dw	31
29.	more	265	HICKS	55	63.	even	177	HICKS	42	97.	ago, days	116		0
30.	only	264	HICKS	73	64.	here	175	HICKS	42	98.	said	115	dw	30
31.	time	262	dw	96	65.	man, kmh	174		0	99.	also, better	114		0
32.	lol	260	KREANS	57	66.	never	171	dw	48
33.	still	258	HICKS	71	67.	day, report	167		0
34.	see, were	253		0	68.	km, ima4chanbetacuckfaggot	166		0

(^) Top Quotes

(^) Top Typical (most average sentences with the highest word scores)

(HICKS) trumpets no that is probably not rape

(HICKS) trumpets suss it out like a utensil

(KREANS) trumpets i would NOT eat hicks' eggs

(HICKS) trumpets yeah me too mate. i had one last night

(WAGOO) trumpets hitler has only got one ball

(HICKS) trumpets you dirty boy. who do you think about?

(KREANS) trumpets would you put a rodent up your arse

(smf) it just might sound a little like shit

(KREANS) trumpets do you like a spunking poz willy

(DRAX) Like i say i pay back im not begging

(HICKS) trumpets you think about ME while you're wanking?

(HICKS) trumpets tell me about your sexy man cunt

(trumpet) POO-PHORIA-ZOOMIES: No do not say that.

(SOL) trumpets do you like touching children?

(HICKS) yeah was just gonna say, google says that

(dw) I'm not surprised, she looks like a right elk

(HICKS) trumpets i do it like a wonky lobster

(SOL) I would not say no to a nice Korean fanny

(trumpet) Yeah i spose it's just one of his shit lol.

(HICKS) trumpets what the fuck is fucking greek

(^) Highest Word Score

(dw) <Conan> Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, and why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valor pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, the HELL with you!

(HICKS) o o o i c no no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no limits!

(WAGOO) I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY.

(HICKS) dw rtrans en-fr <Dreamwarper> Quote added as 2995. <FROG-CUNT-RECORDS> wow look, nearly at teh big 3k <hicks> i think quote 3000 should just be the word PENIS <FROG-CUNT-RECORDS> i think it should just be the word MUMLESS <Wagoo> it should be ALANA: THE GIRL FROM TOMORROW <Wagoo> or some quote from her <Wagoo> preferably involving sucking futuristic floating spunking cocks and wanking off her brother with her magic headband

(dw) Quote 3000: <Dreamwarper> Quote added as 2995. <FROG-CUNT-RECORDS> wow look, nearly at teh big 3k <hicks> i think quote 3000 should just be the word PENIS <FROG-CUNT-RECORDS> i think it should just be the word MUMLESS <Wagoo> it should be ALANA: THE GIRL FROM TOMORROW <Wagoo> or some quote from her <Wagoo> preferably involving sucking futuristic floating spunking cocks and wanking off her brother with her magic headband

(WAGOO) I just remembered. I dreamt I had my own T-Rex, and it was tame with me but a bit dodgy with other people. It ran off into the woods one day never to be seen again. I thought it was a bit odd there were no reports of it after that. But thankfully I had an egg and raised a new T-Rex from birth, that was kind and tame with everyone. I fitted a saddle and would ride about on it - I went up into

(dw) <Dreamwarper> Quote added as 2995. <FROG-CUNT-RECORDS> wow look, almost big 3k <hicks> i think the 3000 quote should just be the word PENIS <FROG-CUNT-RECORDS> i think so should just be the word MUMLESS <Wagoo> it should be ALANA: TOMORROW'S GIRL <Wagoo> or a quote from her <Wagoo> preferably involving sucking futuristic floating cocks and jerking off her brother with her magic blindfold

(WAGOO) Beͩing a real woman I can take care of myselfͯ, but sًometi͂mes I want to feel like a little girl on the lap of my strong man. I am the one who wants not only to take but t٘o give! Lٓove is a̧bout giving, right? My desire is to love you so much֤, as you never fe͛lt befo֕re!

(dw) YE FUKCING SUDOERS THEY CAM@T CHARG FOR 0800 WJATVER FUCKIONG trumpets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OTTAR ADVETESD WITH ooo!!!!! ELook ATR out Fukicng nice ISDN home HIGH SHIT WANK FUIKCING SHIT NBOOLOLC> SHITTING trumpets>!!!! UISND???/ GREAT!!! IOh is it FLAT ERATE BT YOU FCS? NO!" RIGHTR FUCKING RAPe y0 ARE COUSIN FUFCKMNEEER""""!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(dw) I am really, really, fucking, annoyed. I really mean that, I don’t remember feeling so annoyed and helpless before. Last night, teh laptop perished. It had served me well over the years, but last night it just sparked out and died. I don’t know whether I’m ever going to get it back.

(dw) <Bob Morton> What the fuck are you doing? Do you know who I am? If you think you're gonna get away with this, you got another thing... Ahh! [Clarence Boddicker shoots Morton in the leg. Morton falls] <Bob Morton> Goddammit! [Clarence fires three more times, shooting Morton in both legs] <Bob Morton> [whimpers] Stop! I'll give you anything you want! Just please, please don't kill me, all right? [Clarence

(trumpet) POO-PHORIA-ZOOMIES: I got it into some kitchen roll like i say i can push them all wagoo, if we get men who bitch about how they can't find vestal virgins to marry.

(dw) pops in a CD and the sneering face of Dick Jones appears onscreen] <Dick Jones> Hello, buddy boy. Dick Jones here. I guess you're on your knees right about now, begging for your life. Pathetic. You don't feel so cocky now, do ya, Bob? <Bob Morton> Whatever he's paying you, I'll double it right now. <Dick Jones> You know what the tragedy is here, Bob? We could have been friends... [Clarence pulls out a grenade with a

(SOL) constantly moans about it, I'm like well, yeah it's been a bit of a cock up on the government's part but fuck me we're not having rockets launched at us

(HICKS) trumpets rtrans en-fr I like to push several rolls of pound coins into my anus and then see if i can push them all out in one go

(dw) his whole band, of Ugly bags of mostly water is exactly what MUSIC and BANDS AREN'T! This creation is a middle finger to ALL people who play music and in bands. ROBOTS have already been made to replace THOUSANDS or MILLIONS of jobs. Now they are making robots play music? Futurama actually made a joke about this. ROBOTS have no emotion, no REAL feeling no REAL past experiences, and them playing music takes away what

(dw) as hard as cement and stood up on its own. i removed the entire thing and pieces of the shirt were everywhere with little white-yellow flakes of dry semen everywhere. i look at it all and just dropped everything and felt like the dirties ugly bag of mostly water being alive. the smell of sperm in the air was so thick i opened my blows but it still wouldn't go away. i vomited twice into the trash bag i was going

(trumpet) THOM-YORKE`S-BROWN-WINE: Dw addbunk <trumpets> dreamwarper: no catholic need to breed like 'rabbits': good roman catholics do not say you hate niggers etc.

(HICKS) * * * _Angie * * * I do not recognize your nick can you please tell me a little more about yourself, Like Your: Age, Height Weight, Body Measurements, Dress Size, Panty Size & Home Telephone Number - a naked pic would also be nice ** You May Answer In Private If You Wish. * *

(dw) <Noel Edmonds> What is Cake? Well, it has an active ingredient which is a dangerous psychoactive compound known as dimesmeric andersonphosphate. It stimulates the part of the brain called Shatner's Bassoon. And that's the bit of the brain that deals with time perception. So, a second feels like a month. Well, it almost sounds like fun...unless you're the Prague schoolboy who walked out into the street

(^) Lowest Word Score

(HICKS) dw calc 7*24-1

(^) Top Users

	User	Lines Total	WpL	LpL	Typical Quote
1	HICKS	5250 3321, 2203, 3534, 3741	4	23	"trumpets do you still look about 12"
2	dw	5104 1548, 2900, 3109, 2888	5	33	"Quote 1: <Kearns> i'm nearly 17 now but still look about 12"
3	KREANS	4070 200, 1817, 3999, 2682	3	17	"NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH"
4	WAGOO	3746 2389, 2772, 4019, 2802	4	22	"looks like a queer old game"
5	trumpet	1653 372, 40, 820, 580	7	49	"POO-PHORIA-ZOOMIES: Weeping and wanking like i need to work with 32gb ramz."
6	SOL	1353 0, 633, 600, 1278	5	26	"Fucking hell Anneka Rice got old"
7	smf	652 283, 0, 508, 326	4	22	"like any open tunign i would think"
8	EDDOWES	513 58, 143, 0, 109	4	20	"I would not even ever CONSIDER an AMD card"
9	COLLARD	278 0, 0, 0, 236	4	25	"Like why is that even slightly relevant"
10	DRAX	144 0, 2051, 256, 539	4	19	"^Sol sent your 15 quid back mate!"
11	NETH	107 24, 37, 23, 42	4	25	"dw weather raleigh"
12	JIM	100 0, 15, 66, 41	5	26	"and fuck me these nvme drives are quick"
13	ATAD	91 1, 7, 144, 53	5	25	"just unban my account and let me play again"
14	FAVUS	50 79, 286, 11, 617	4	20	"I had a cuppa about half an hour ago"
15	ALF	9 0, 2, 10, 55	3	16	"living the fucking dream"

Didn't make it to the top: bogbot (721), SERVER (0), [hs]RANDOM[22] (0), MrPSB (0), hb (14), DIGISPY (0), Arsebiscuit (0), SPAMMER_CUNT (3)

(^) Emoticons

Happies		Sads		Angries		Shocked and Confuseds
User	Instances	User	Instances	User	Instances	User	Instances
dw	62 19, 46, 42, 47	dw	25 14, 9, 16, 13	dw	4 0, 7, 1, 4	WAGOO KREANS	3 0, 0, 0, 0
"I will be travelling back in time in T-13 minutes :D"		"Just so should provbavbly re watch it worst D:"		"every time you invite him over he PISSES in your water tank >:("
WAGOO	61 45, 42, 182, 77	WAGOO	23 19, 24, 32, 39	smf	1 0, 0, 0, 1	SOL smf	2 0, 0, 0, 0
"there's already 2 stations :))"		"too lazy to travel to ramsey street :("		">:("
SOL	47 0, 37, 39, 39	HICKS	17 2, 4, 5, 20			HICKS dw	1 0, 0, 0, 0
"yeah it's not fruity loops anymore :D"		"trumpets mr blobby raped me :(("
HICKS	34 42, 17, 87, 55	smf	10 6, 0, 12, 3
"one fierce ale coaster :D"		"my weight is measured in pebbles :("
smf	20 3, 0, 22, 2	SOL	9 0, 5, 8, 12
"hehe definitely accidental then :P"		"I've spent most of my day in wireshark/omnipeek :("
KREANS	9 0, 2, 12, 8	COLLARD	5 0, 0, 0, 4
"laters dood :)"		"BBQ-GOUJONS: unfortunately :("
DRAX	7 0, 14, 2, 30	KREANS	3 2, 7, 2, 6
"cool :)"		"the hun score :("
EDDOWES	2 0, 0, 0, 0	trumpet DRAX	2 0, 0, 0, 0
"there's an app for that :D"
trumpet ATAD	1 0, 0, 0, 0

(^) Vocabulary

Total Words		Unique Words		FILTH
dw	30559 14552, 21795, 21636, 18008	dw	9122 5094, 7364, 7218, 6143	JIM	41.60% -, 73.53%, 45.11%, 16.85%
HICKS	22890 13107, 8310, 14993, 15502	HICKS	6053 3904, 3005, 4158, 4444	"and fuck me these nvme drives are quick"
WAGOO	15982 9065, 11177, 14464, 12096	WAGOO	5357 3868, 4376, 5112, 4332	ALF	34.40% -, 0.00%, 0.00%, 12.12%
KREANS	13266 617, 6108, 12246, 8587	KREANS	4758 478, 2717, 4713, 3536	"living the fucking dream"
trumpet	13126 2846, 376, 5640, 4176	trumpet	4190 1276, 289, 1915, 1815	KREANS	33.40% 42.14%, 38.97%, 44.91%, 35.05%
SOL	6872 0, 3320, 3320, 5858	SOL	2849 0, 1653, 1520, 2377	"fucking little wank#"
smf	2784 1094, 0, 2196, 1371	smf	1384 617, 0, 1213, 901	HICKS	31.30% 31.89%, 31.05%, 25.75%, 27.09%
EDDOWES	2078 229, 403, 0, 315	EDDOWES	1140 180, 323, 0, 242	"he'd fuck anything, anywhere"
COLLARD	1325 0, 0, 0, 1320	COLLARD	803 0, 0, 0, 716	FAVUS	28.80% 16.39%, 22.29%, 16.67%, 22.58%
DRAX	590 0, 6031, 597, 1436	DRAX	379 0, 2355, 428, 824	"just been out for a fag, its nice"
JIM	528 0, 68, 266, 178	JIM	366 0, 59, 218, 158	COLLARD	27.90% -, -, -, 18.94%
NETH	516 88, 159, 90, 210	NETH	340 76, 129, 72, 167	"You'd have to be fucking heartless to oppose that"
ATAD	458 3, 26, 422, 198	ATAD	296 3, 26, 295, 152	SOL	26.30% -, 29.22%, 24.40%, 34.82%
FAVUS	208 244, 942, 60, 2569	FAVUS	166 179, 585, 52, 1266	"my cunting AC unit hasn't turned up"
ALF	29 0, 2, 29, 165	ALF	28 0, 2, 29, 143	trumpet	25.90% 28.81%, 29.26%, 23.94%, 21.79%
				"THOM-YORKE`S-BROWN-WINE: No you didnt you fat cunt on the fucking game just launch."
				DRAX	23.70% -, 33.00%, 16.75%, 43.18%
				"Making fun of my shit situation"
				EDDOWES	19.20% 17.47%, 7.44%, -, 3.17%
				"I either do long, greyish shits"
				WAGOO dw	12.90% -, -, -, -
				smf	10.00% 10.05%, -, 9.11%, 12.40%
				"mid-late 90s type shit"
				ATAD	8.70% 0.00%, 0.00%, 7.11%, 5.05%
				"shit's about to get FUCKY"

(^) Spanky Spanky

Harsh, Rough, Dom Daddies		Nasty, Naughty, Filthy Boys
User	Slapped	User	Got Slapped
WAGOO	8 1, 2, 8, 2	dw	13 0, 0, 2, 0
"* WAGOO witnesses Protons doing an incredible tomato soupy shite, still lying face down. It curls out like one of those indoor fireworks, hissing as steam and soup escape. It smells sublime. Protons has been a good girl for daddy and has been eating lots of pineapple"		"* WAGOO Smashes Dreamwarper round the head with a Big Rubber BUNK. BUNK~!!!!! HAW HAW Ho ho ho!, This is me changing the popups.ini. MOHH OMLOMOHLMOHLOMUHUHUHO"
dw	6 12, 1, 4, 11	WAGOO	4 3, 1, 1, 2
"* dw sees bogbot, creeps up behind him.. then says in crescendo "i know Someone Who GETS THE TICKLES!!!!!!" while plunging scrabble hands into bogbot's sides sending bogbot into clouds of lolter"		"* WAGOO 's jaw drops as MEGAPINT scuttles over like a crab and slurps the now drinkable soup out of Protons's scorched anus. MEGAPINT rubs his belly and declares YUM YUM!"
HICKS	5 0, 1, 3, 6	trumpet	3 0, 0, 2, 5
"* HICKS lays some pipe in trumpets"		"* HICKS lays some pipe in trumpets"
DRAX	1 0, 5, 1, 0	ATAD SPAMMER_CUNT	2 0, 0, 0, 0
"* DRAX pings wagoo"
		bogbot COLLARD MrPSB hb DIGISPY EDDOWES	1 0, 0, 0, 0

(^) Ordnung

Shiniest Boots		Sorest Bums
User	Times Kicked	User	Times Got Kicked
HICKS	4 0, 0, 30, 2	EDDOWES	2 0, 0, 0, 1
		HICKS trumpet	1 0, 0, 0, 0

(^) Even More Bunk

Nicks		Questions		SCREAMING
User	Instances	User	Lines	User	Letters
KREANS	34 4, 11, 38, 22	smf	6.74% 4.24%, -, 4.92%, 6.44%	WAGOO	6.96% 3.85%, 3.30%, 6.88%, 5.53%
"KREANS, SCARED-OF-CUPS, korwans, BASTARD-ASSHOLE, ktngfsan, WIFFWAFF-EMERITUS, MR-LIZARD, DEAD-TROUSERS, WANKEL-HOEDE, KIRYU-KAZAMA, IT`S-568-MILLILITRES, HONORARY-QUEENSLANDER, A-DUMMY-FULL-OF-GUTS, THE-POLICE, THOM-YORKE`S-BROWN-WINE, BRITISH-ARMY-ROBOCHINK, A-HORSE`S-ARSE, FISHY-WOG-CUNT, ARREST-MODE, CHRIS-BENOIT, GAY-WOLF, EQUAL-RIGHTS-FOR-NIGGERS, PRISON-ACCENT, GAY-SYMBOLS, krwsbjs"		"RT was just the management right?"		"NATALIE PORTMAN HOT GRITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
EDDOWES	11 2, 5, 0, 3	ATAD	6.59% 0.00%, 14.29%, 12.50%, 9.43%	KREANS	5.94% 2.59%, 3.58%, 5.16%, 4.93%
"Boorish_Johnson, EDDOWES, Kier_Aspergers_Stamer, ass_borchure, ass_brochure, The_Father_of_Chance, Graphics, Sound, Gameplay, RayTracing, Neo-Fascist-UltraTory"		"CENTIPEDES??? IN MY VAGINA??? ITS NOT AS RARE AS YOU THINK"		"NAH NAH FUCKING BNAH"
SOL smf	6 0, 0, 0, 0	NETH	6.54% 16.67%, 5.41%, 21.74%, 2.38%	ATAD	5.61% 0.00%, 16.34%, 5.53%, 2.78%
		"what, do they sell in like germany? 500ml?"		"ENTER COLON, POUND POUND POUND"
HICKS ATAD COLLARD	5 0, 0, 0, 0	trumpet	6.35% 2.15%, 7.50%, 9.27%, 6.72%	dw	3.65% 2.16%, 2.53%, 4.33%, 2.08%
		"I-AM-CAPTAIN-SPECTACULAR: But i am sort of trouble! Mrs. Slocombe's pussy?"		"31 OCT 2006 BANK CREDIT GAME STORE GROUP £3966.97"
WAGOO MrPSB	3 0, 0, 0, 0	JIM	5.00% -, 0.00%, 4.55%, 14.63%	COLLARD	2.63% -, -, -, 2.52%
		"one of those funky new oleds linus was on about?"		"I-AM-CAPTAIN-SPECTACULAR: looks good"
dw trumpet DRAX [hs]RANDOM[22] JIM	2 0, 0, 0, 0	dw	4.32% 6.33%, 4.52%, 5.92%, 4.74%	SOL	2.28% -, 1.10%, 2.23%, 1.74%
		"https://store.steampowered.com/app/1966780/My_Ass_Pass_to_Succubus_Sexland/ get posted? !tweet @burgerking huge sausages"		"HEY IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WRITING A LETTER!"
		EDDOWES	4.09% 0.00%, 1.40%, -, 2.75%	FAVUS	1.78% 1.02%, 0.67%, 0.00%, 0.52%
		"eggs? fuck off. but MILK? YES SIR"		"END OF THE WORLD GUYS!"
		FAVUS	4.00% 6.33%, 6.64%, 9.09%, 6.81%	EDDOWES	1.37% 0.00%, 0.25%, -, 0.00%
		"truss?? really?? hahha!"		"WOH RUNS TEH WORLD - DELOITTE"
		WAGOO	3.81% 2.93%, 3.64%, 2.14%, 3.14%	HICKS	1.32% 0.98%, 1.21%, 13.66%, 0.64%
		"mcdonald's best flies? reary???"		"I JUST FUCKING TWEETED LASTFM"
		SOL	3.62% -, 2.69%, 4.00%, 4.30%	smf	1.27% 6.20%, -, 3.12%, 1.21%
		"isn't that thing an absolute abomination?"		"ROLAND FUCKING CLOUD?!?!??!"
		COLLARD	3.23% -, -, -, 4.66%	trumpet	0.88% 0.00%, 3.94%, 0.68%, 0.44%
		"what next, women playing football??????"		"I`M-A-4CHAN-BETA-CUCK-FAGGOT: No need to simp."
		HICKS	2.47% 4.55%, 3.13%, 3.59%, 2.57%	JIM	0.74% -, 0.00%, 1.69%, 3.06%
		"mint imperials are a scotch thing????"		"ANOTHER GAY MAN"
		DRAX	2.08% -, 0.59%, 0.00%, 0.56%	DRAX	0.56% -, 0.17%, 1.81%, 0.99%
		"^Sol about m8?"		"POO-PHORIA-ZOOMIES"
		KREANS	0.95% 0.50%, 2.75%, 2.05%, 1.30%
		"ENSIGN RO'S BUTT??"

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