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2022/06/01-30 (30 days)


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Topic	Set by	Date
you are a toilet	HICKS	Sunday Jun 5 13:45:0 2022
ALL SORTS WELCOME HERE ESPECIALLY SPASTICS AND CUNTS 	WAGOO	Saturday Jun 11 17:11:0 2022
WELCOME TO CORONATION CHICKEN HOUR	HICKS	Tuesday Jun 28 22:19:0 2022
WELCOME TO CORONATION CHICKEN HOUR R Kelly trapped in Samuel L Jackson's closet for 30 years 	WAGOO	Wednesday Jun 29 23:24:0 2022

Topics total: 4 (0, 1, 3, 0)

(^) Monthly Activity

Month Days; Actual numbers (lines):

1 487					2 564					3 364					4 617					5 1455					6 702					7 222					8 413					9 444					10 405					11 572					12 72					13 464					14 376					15 66					16 338					17 563					18 603					19 385					20 158					21 668					22 309					23 742					24 411					25 561					26 488					27 142					28 619					29 926					30 827

Month Days; Actual numbers (percent):

1 3.27%					2 3.79%					3 2.44%					4 4.14%					5 9.77%					6 4.71%					7 1.49%					8 2.77%					9 2.98%					10 2.72%					11 3.84%					12 0.48%					13 3.11%					14 2.52%					15 0.44%					16 2.27%					17 3.78%					18 4.05%					19 2.58%					20 1.06%					21 4.48%					22 2.07%					23 4.98%					24 2.76%					25 3.77%					26 3.28%					27 0.95%					28 4.15%					29 6.21%					30 5.55%

Month Days; Mean-adjusted (percent):

1 3.25%					2 3.77%					3 2.43%					4 4.12%					5 9.72%					6 4.69%					7 1.48%					8 2.76%					9 2.97%					10 2.71%					11 3.82%					12 0.48%					13 3.10%					14 2.51%					15 0.44%					16 2.26%					17 3.76%					18 4.03%					19 2.57%					20 1.06%					21 4.46%					22 2.07%					23 4.96%					24 2.75%					25 3.75%					26 3.26%					27 0.95%					28 4.14%					29 6.19%					30 5.53%

(^) Weekday Activity

Weekdays; Actual numbers (lines):

SUNDAY 2400

MONDAY 1466

TUESDAY 1885

WEDNESDAY 2201

THURSDAY 2915

FRIDAY 1743

SATURDAY 2353

Weekdays; Actual numbers (percent):

SUNDAY 16.11%

MONDAY 9.84%

TUESDAY 12.65%

WEDNESDAY 14.77%

THURSDAY 19.56%

FRIDAY 11.70%

SATURDAY 15.79%

(^) Activity and Top Users by Time of Day

00:00 to 05:59 228 1.52%																														06:00 to 11:59 3057 20.43%																														12:00 to 17:59 4150 27.74%																														18:00 to 23:59 7528 50.31%
19 0.13%					28 0.19%					13 0.09%					8 0.05%					121 0.81%					39 0.26%					46 0.31%					171 1.14%					527 3.52%					720 4.81%					877 5.86%					716 4.79%					225 1.50%					428 2.86%					736 4.92%					371 2.48%					520 3.48%					1870 12.50%					1516 10.13%					1105 7.38%					2165 14.47%					1580 10.56%					794 5.31%					368 2.46%
12 am					1 am					2 am					3 am					4 am					5 am					6 am					7 am					8 am					9 am					10 am					11 am					12 pm					1 pm					2 pm					3 pm					4 pm					5 pm					6 pm					7 pm					8 pm					9 pm					10 pm					11 pm
					User															Lines															User															Lines															User															Lines															User															Lines
1					HICKS															67 30, 27, 14, 3										1					HICKS															659 1000, 508, 890, 331										1					HICKS															1159 537, 706, 1101, 1372										1					HICKS															1954 622, 1809, 1462, 2387
					"hasn't rained for well over a week"																														"trumpets oh you had one last night?"																														"trumpets no not me you clown it was wagoo"																														"trumpets no wagoo is not a cunt"
2					WAGOO															64 74, 215, 382, 64										2					dw															620 483, 391, 773, 435										2					dw															864 395, 729, 707, 1116										2					dw															1378 312, 1513, 1244, 1315
					"yeah it came out on Friday mang :)"																														"Wagoo, event remembered by weeks. Due to occur in: 1wk."																														"Wagoo, event remembered with date and time. Due to occur at 12:00 2022-10-01."																														"Weather report: london (London [51.509648,-0.099076])"
3					dw															55 37, 180, 105, 35										3					WAGOO															456 395, 232, 550, 161										3					WAGOO															609 641, 539, 689, 1075										3					WAGOO															1357 689, 1483, 1830, 2151
					"Items currently being remembered: [For] | [Time of Event] | [Time Remaining] | [Item]"																														"hehe I've not hunted down reactions to that one"																														"hehe 3 pints for lunch is good going"																														"just need an italian one now"
4					DRAX															22 0, 155, 0, 7										4					KREANS															450 10, 209, 960, 421										4					KREANS															572 31, 413, 680, 1201										4					KREANS															1241 52, 861, 1415, 1617
					"so whats everyone up to"																														"trumpets white men can't egg"																														"trumpets YOU shut the fuck"																														"trumpets your a fucking egg"
5					KREANS															9 25, 72, 125, 0										5					trumpet															298 775, 18, 271, 71										5					trumpet															428 525, 7, 204, 264										5					trumpet															665 262, 139, 287, 419
					"sammy j and batman look like they dont wanna be there"																														"POO-PHORIA-ZOOMIES: It's only going to lick abby's arsehole, dave."																														"hicks: Actually no that's not no evidence <ten98> no hope service."																														"hicks: Result limit of 15 reached. Please use "dw rem list egg. Egg egg."
6					ATAD															5 1, 0, 4, 56										6					SOL															256 0, 198, 204, 259										6					SOL															198 0, 356, 405, 611										6					SOL															489 0, 439, 324, 410
					"Stranger Things Season 4 is out, it's good so far, I liek it!"																														"right time to do some stuff I suppose"																														"I walked up to the co-op to stock up on some things"																														"yeah I use kontakt for some free stuff"
7					trumpet															4 18, 0, 8, 3										7					DRAX															109 0, 62, 2, 148										7					DRAX															42 0, 134, 0, 241										7					smf															192 345, 0, 324, 73
					"hicks: Would you have a penis!! On his arm?"																														"Trumpets suck mi off"																														"So bored right meow"																														"it's like wearing a metal shirt"
																														8					ALF															55 3, 0, 0, 0										8					NETH															29 13, 32, 8, 11										8					NETH															39 12, 23, 3, 5
																																			"night after night"																														"great, now I have to look up what a bhaji is."																														"It's named after Sir Walter Raleigh"
																														9					smf															27 0, 0, 13, 67										9					ZYGOTES															28 1, 0, 0, 0										9					COLLARD															34 0, 0, 0, 164
																																			"hehe oh yeah"																														"rappin all day and rappin all night"																														"> Beef olives are a British classic of stuffed, thin sliced beef which is rolled into a parcel and cooked slowly in a rich brown sauce."
																														10					FAVUS															15 2, 10, 0, 0										10					smf															22 201, 0, 32, 42										10					FAVUS															28 46, 262, 92, 182
																																			"just Lost Ark"																														"didn't it crash like, two months ago?"																														"Its not as bad as boris' middle name"
																														11					ZYGOTES															12 0, 0, 0, 0										11					FAVUS ATAD															16 0, 0, 0, 0										11					JIM															16 0, 21, 41, 67
																																			"what is a sussex day tradition?"																																																												"linus had the psu, stuck 7 3080s on it"
																														12					COLLARD															3 0, 0, 0, 0										12					ALF															10 5, 0, 0, 0										12					DRAX															15 0, 810, 0, 76
																																			"dw weather king's lynn"																														"before i close lapp're"																														"So u come here often"
																																																												13					COLLARD															6 0, 1, 0, 22										13					ATAD															8 0, 2, 18, 31
																																																																	"I had tinned spaghetti and toast"																														"New AVGN about the Nintendo Wii"
																																																												14					JIM															3 0, 0, 1, 32
																																																																	"3450w psu"
																																																												15					[hs]RANDOM[22]															2 0, 0, 0, 0
																																																																	"trumpets a.k.a trumpet"

(^) Top Words

	Word	Total	Top user	Users' Total		Word	Total	Top user	Users' Total		Word	Total	Top user	Users' Total
1.	trumpets	1109	HICKS	775	35.	yes	173	HICKS	52	69.	dan	103	HICKS	66
2.	like	611	HICKS	139	36.	going	172	dw	38	70.	stuff, km	102		0
3.	not	491	HICKS	146	37.	still, more	171		0	71.	never	101	HICKS	30
4.	hicks	465	trumpet	426	38.	quote	160	dw	86	72.	something, put	100		0
5.	no	415	HICKS	152	39.	see	159	HICKS	38	73.	though	99	WAGOO	39
6.	one	382	HICKS	97	40.	am	157	HICKS	30	74.	big	96	HICKS	32
7.	out	381	HICKS	77	41.	know, why	156		0	75.	today, first, gay, channel	95		0
8.	just	379	dw	82	42.	into	153	trumpet	42	76.	any	94	dw	30
9.	about	368	HICKS	83	43.	last	151	dw	41	77.	also	93	HICKS	28
10.	up, google	341		0	44.	man	148	HICKS	46	78.	england, luzern	92		0
11.	get	322	dw	61	45.	well	147	HICKS	38	79.	teh, old, people, theres	90		0
12.	some	317	HICKS	63	46.	oh	146	dw	27	80.	work	89	SOL	20
13.	fucking	314	KREANS	84	47.	we	145	dw	41	81.	show	88	trumpet	20
14.	if	293	HICKS	94	48.	should	144	HICKS	31	82.	want, maybe, use, bought	87		0
15.	poophoriazoomies	292	trumpet	254	49.	back	138	HICKS	31	83.	say, found, rem	86		0
16.	now, wagoo	279		0	50.	thing	133	HICKS	34	84.	little, gonna	85		0
17.	fuck	274	HICKS	70	51.	who	129	dw	35	85.	pretty, done, fanny, very, eggs	84		0
18.	got	254	HICKS	51	52.	go	128	HICKS	30	86.	sounds	82	HICKS	25
19.	think	249	HICKS	63	53.	nice	127	HICKS	34	87.	take	81	dw	21
20.	weather	242	dw	125	54.	kmh	123	dw	120	88.	thought, said, piss	80		0
21.	new	238	dw	53	55.	much, need	122		0	89.	might, years, night, make	79		0
22.	rape	228	HICKS	104	56.	cunt, zygotes	121		0	90.	video	78	dw	32
23.	would, hehe	225		0	57.	zygball	119	WAGOO	70	91.	actually, two, look	77		0
24.	will	220	HICKS	59	58.	down	118	HICKS	38	92.	game, remembered	76		0
25.	egg	217	trumpet	106	59.	again, bit	116		0	93.	around, dick, before, mohh, other, chicken	74		0
26.	dreamwarper	213	trumpet	147	60.	their, report	115		0	94.	way	73	HICKS	19
27.	time	212	dw	71	61.	here	114	dw	25	95.	must, whats, hellofuturegirlfriend, addbunk	72		0
28.	shit	208	HICKS	53	62.	could	113	HICKS	36	96.	sure	71	HICKS	23
29.	yeah	204	HICKS	69	63.	even	112	HICKS	28	97.	another, next, noot	70		0
30.	good	195	HICKS	48	64.	being, over, does, day, lol, where	110		0	98.	went, anus, world	69		0
31.	only, really	190		0	65.	right, mm	109		0	99.	getting, united	68		0
32.	were	184	dw	45	66.	looks	108	HICKS	28
33.	off	183	HICKS	43	67.	hassocks	106	dw	65
34.	been	176	HICKS	47	68.	after, reason	104		0

(^) Top Quotes

(^) Top Typical (most average sentences with the highest word scores)

(KREANS) trumpets yes i would like chicken

(COLLARD) trumpets what does your poo face look like

(KREANS) i see the new one has got good reviews like

(HICKS) trumpets i don't know where to find you one, sorry

(WAGOO) he looks like a monkey and he acts like one, too

(HICKS) a flymo like the last one is what we should have got

(NETH) trumpets it's crips that do the raping, not crisps.

(HICKS) trumpets shut up you fat scouse cunt

(HICKS) can you not still download it if you pwn it, like?

(KREANS) trumpets show us where you piss from, you slut

(KREANS) trumpets show us where you piss from, you slag

(trumpet) hicks: No official one for the days of doing that.

(KREANS) trumpets show us where you slag from, you piss

(KREANS) trumpets i am asking YOU. was hitler right?

(WAGOO) yeah why not, she seems up for a walkies to the pub

(HICKS) trumpets would you like some toast

(HICKS) trumpets no i am NOT jar jar binks

(HICKS) trumpets no son talk to me about meat

(KREANS) trumpets more like DARKYnet then eh

(SOL) trumpets do you like piss, cum and shaving foam?

(^) Highest Word Score

(dw) Bunk 367: <hicks> i'm playing alan wake | remember very little about it. | <Dreamwarper> you should get into it dude | <hicks> dw yeah man it looks good, i always meant to | <Dreamwarper> surely you mean BUY child pron | <hicks> dw uh i think we're talking about getting into different things buddy | <Dreamwarper> I'M A WILD CHILD, SO FUCK ME.. I WANT YOUOUOUOUOUOUOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

(dw) Quote 2963: <nukem> JRR TOLKIEN INVENTED ELVISH <nukem> HOW DID HE PRODUCE OFFSPRING <nukem> HEY JRR WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY VAGINA <nukem> FUCK OFF I'M INVENTING A LANGUAGE FOR DWARVES <nukem> NO TIME FOR SEX HERE <nukem> ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL <nukem> I"M MAKING NORSE MYTHOLOGY MORE ACCESSIBLE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T LEAVE THEIR HOUSES <nukem> ONE DAY A FAT FUCK FROM NEW ZEALAND WILL MAKE IT INTO UNBEARABLY LONG FILLUMS

(dw) time I will wrap it round yer neck. <Sue's Mum> Just be careful I don't bloody wrap it round yours! <Sue's Dad> Anyway, why don't you fuck off back to bed? <Sue's Mum> I'm sleeping in here, you're sleeping on yer bloody own. <Sue's Dad> Do what yer like. <Sue's Mum> I bloody will, don't worry! <Sue's Dad> Fuck it, I'm going to bed. <Sue> Oh go on. <Sue> Aren't you going to bed? <Sue's Mum> I'm not getting in with

(WAGOO) I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY.

(dw) <Peter Littleton> Yes, I was picking up the hymn books, these exact books, and I was stacking them like so, and I'd stack them up to my chin, so I was really at full stretch with about 30 hymn books, and he said "Come on Peter, you can fit another one in there!" I said "No, I can't, I really can't," but he pushed another one in and said "You can fit another one in" and I said "I can't" so he pulled my head

(HICKS) Dear. I am a happy and cheerful woman. I'm single too. I really enjoy going for long walks in nature, regardless of the season and actually the weather. You do have a raincoat if it's dripping down, don't you? But I think then that it is much nicer if you are two. Don't you feel that way too? Well, not just for hiking, but it's a must if you're with me. What do you say? Are we not going for a

(dw) Quote 2817: <Tampon-inserter-stick> i have no water bottles <Tampon-*> what am i supposed to drink out of now <Tampon-*> i dont "do" glasses as they freak me out <Tampon-*> or cups <Adam_West> what <Adam_West> you're scared of cups <Tampon-*> yeh <Adam_West> just when you thought you know how crazy someone is <Adam_West> they come out with something like that <Tampon-*> you never know whats been in them!

(dw) First off the turd was bigger than I expected, Much bigger considering I took a Big dump 2 days ago,I was Amused especially at a nuggety bit sticking to the side of the bowl. hehe it looked like a large prawn., I tried Flushing it normally first, But no way was that thing gonna go down without a fight. So I used a leg from the Xmas tree to attempt to attack it, 2nd Flush, Oh MY, It STILL did NOT go away,

(dw) <Viper> I flew with your old man. VF-51, the Oriskany. You're a lot like he was. Only better... and worse. He was a natural heroic son of a bitch that one. <Maverick> So he DID do it right. <Viper> Yeah, he did it right... Is that why you fly the way you do? Trying to prove something? Yeah your old man did it right. What I'm about to tell you is classified. It could end my career. We were in the worst

(dw) Bunk 368: <Dreamwarper> trumpets you twat... <MOURINHO-OUT> yeah dw you tell him <trumpets> Dreamwarper: You nobbo you should bend it like alf dude?

(HICKS) precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you

(dw) Quote 3581: <hicks> went to mcdonalds for some hot grease <hicks> there's a snapchat qr code on my drink <hicks> i may add them and send a dick pic later <Wagoo> Ronald will make hooting noises like Motherfucker Mike's Joker as he tugs himself off to it

(HICKS) What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with

(dw) Quote 3598: <JORIS_BONSON> <hicks> so you can use both hands <-- fucking boasting again | <hicks> one for the dick and one to put a finger up my arse? | that's not much of a boast | <JORIS_BONSON> hah | CAROL VORDERMAN

(trumpet) POO-PHORIA-ZOOMIES: Not only is dreamwarper not dreamwarper, he does not look like something i'd want to see my open manhole once.

(dw) Quote 113: <Hayn> SHOW ME A PHOTOGRAPH OF MR BIFFO <Hayn> I THINK HE IS A SEXY BEAST <Hayn> I THINK HE AND DANNY O'BRIEN SHOULD GET TOGETHER <Hayn> AND CUDDLE <Hayn> AND MAYBE SLOWLY KISS EACH OTHER ON THE NECKS <Hayn> AND O'BRIEN SHOULD PUT HIS HAND ON BIFFO'S CHEAK <Hayn> AND GRAB HOLD OF HIS CHIN <Hayn> AND HOLD IT THERE <Hayn> WHERE BIFFO WOULD TAKE OUT HIS ERECTION <Hayn> AND OBRIEN WOULD PUT IT IN HIS HAND <Hayn> AND SLOWLY MOVE UP AND DOWN

(HICKS) dw addquote <JORIS_BONSON> <hicks> so you can use both hands <-- fucking boasting again | <hicks> one for the dick and one to put a finger up my arse? | that's not much of a boast | <JORIS_BONSON> hah | CAROL VORDERMAN

(trumpet) POO-PHORIA-ZOOMIES: Not only is dreamwarper not dreamwarper, he wouldn't eat them on their end like they said they had to get up earlier.

(dw) something like they send back Arnie to slaughter Sarah Conner before the FIRST film but then somehow I guess the one from T2 ends up.. alive.. or possibly that one from this film turns into a T2 style goodie then his bioexterior ages and then we'll wind up in the present day and they either send back a T1000 to kill Arnie or maybe an 80's style T800 and uh.. what's Matt Smith do UH

(HICKS) like with discovery where you watch it like someone who hates having their dick being hit with a hammer, going onto forums for people who like having their dicks hit with hammers, so you can tell them why they're wrong

(^) Lowest Word Score

(KREANS) AH-AHHHHHHHHH

(WAGOO) cosy

(KREANS) jihh

(HICKS) snacking on those

(HICKS) yummy

(HICKS) S_S

(WAGOO) that's in 1h23m

(dw) C:\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\USBAUDIO.sys

(KREANS) unanimous

(KREANS) bonk

(HICKS) yes/no

(WAGOO) fapfapfap

(HICKS) #metoo

(KREANS) drehh

(HICKS) was swithering

(WAGOO) OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

(dw) hohohohohonmmosoexuals'

(WAGOO) oldskoo

(ALF) jhehe

(HICKS) 1h09m

(^) Top Users

	User	Lines Total	WpL	LpL	Typical Quote
1	HICKS	3839 2189, 3050, 3467, 4093	4	23	"trumpets no do NOT say that again"
2	dw	2917 1227, 2813, 2829, 2901	6	36	"Wagoo, event remembered with date and time. Due to occur at 12:00 2022-10-01."
3	WAGOO	2486 1799, 2469, 3451, 3451	4	23	"some just give you 100s though"
4	KREANS	2272 118, 1555, 3180, 3239	3	18	"trumpets your a fucking egg"
5	trumpet	1395 1580, 164, 770, 757	8	47	"hicks: Actually no that's not no evidence <ten98> no hope service."
6	SOL	943 0, 996, 933, 1280	5	27	"yeah I use kontakt for some free stuff"
7	smf	241 546, 0, 565, 192	4	22	"it's like wearing a metal shirt"
8	DRAX	188 0, 1161, 2, 472	2	14	"Got munchies n im lazy"
9	NETH	68 25, 55, 18, 16	4	26	"It's named after Sir Walter Raleigh"
10	ALF	65 9, 37, 17, 0	3	15	"night after night"
11	FAVUS	59 75, 448, 195, 289	4	21	"only one more session left"
12	COLLARD	43 0, 1, 0, 187	3	19	"> Beef olives are a British classic of stuffed, thin sliced beef which is rolled into a parcel and cooked slowly in a rich brown sauce."
13	ZYGOTES	40 1, 0, 0, 0	3	16	"draw a sexy topless niel"
14	ATAD	29 1, 3, 25, 115	3	17	"I'm playing Rogue Legacy 2 and kinda like it"
15	JIM	20 0, 21, 49, 99	3	18	"any of you fucks on lost ark?"
16	[hs]RANDOM[22]	2 0, 0, 0, 0	1	10	"trumpets a.k.a trumpet"

Didn't make it to the top: bogbot (346), SERVER (0), hb (10), DIGISPY (0), [hs]zack (0)

(^) Emoticons

Happies		Sads		Angries		Shocked and Confuseds
User	Instances	User	Instances	User	Instances	User	Instances
WAGOO	72 36, 28, 111, 79	WAGOO	24 16, 17, 29, 40	dw WAGOO	1 0, 0, 0, 0	WAGOO	3 0, 5, 5, 12
"My pockets are fuill of oniopns tooday :)"		"and jim webb got hit by a meteorite :["				"finally done x_x"
SOL	65 0, 97, 34, 58	SOL	19 0, 23, 6, 14			dw SOL	2 0, 0, 0, 0
"seems like something he'd like :D"		"some complicated fuckery going on with ibgp :/"
dw	42 11, 44, 57, 30	dw	14 6, 15, 16, 21			KREANS trumpet	1 0, 0, 0, 0
"looks like a well produced game, worth a quid :)"		"my subs earned more than some of my first team this week tho :((((("
HICKS	21 52, 55, 67, 58	HICKS	11 10, 9, 12, 12
"i see blue sky out my window :)"		"password reset mail for uknova :("
DRAX	7 0, 2, 0, 30	KREANS smf	4 0, 0, 0, 0
"Morn :-)"
KREANS	6 0, 5, 3, 7	trumpet	2 0, 0, 0, 0
"started raining :)"		"Shakes his head was a live atream dude :( hope it turns up on my work phone so it's a good one and a hi hat with a lady."
ALF	2 0, 0, 0, 0	COLLARD	1 0, 0, 0, 0
"good job its my first week gardening leave from GCP :))"		":("

(^) Vocabulary

Total Words		Unique Words		FILTH
dw	18525 10820, 23579, 20521, 16702	dw	6111 4341, 7515, 6918, 5826	JIM	93.30% -, 87.50%, 54.35%, 29.60%
HICKS	16911 8348, 11200, 13967, 17726	HICKS	4896 2880, 3727, 4324, 5030	"time to buy a load of new shit"
trumpet	11525 11248, 988, 5517, 6478	WAGOO	4221 3296, 3819, 4937, 4747	KREANS	44.30% 21.79%, 36.99%, 30.20%, 40.07%
WAGOO	10423 8040, 9219, 13073, 12642	trumpet	3533 3682, 393, 1874, 2730	"pink waffers can fuck off"
KREANS	7893 413, 4596, 10629, 10208	KREANS	3103 341, 2192, 4270, 3906	COLLARD	31.80% -, 0.00%, -, 35.02%
SOL	5036 0, 5178, 5260, 6169	SOL	2196 0, 2350, 2237, 2529	"Coronation chicken is shit"
smf	1036 2230, 0, 2465, 872	smf	678 1105, 0, 1196, 610	HICKS	31.50% 43.96%, 26.07%, 26.42%, 26.63%
DRAX	550 0, 5299, 4, 1208	DRAX	383 0, 2523, 4, 737	"not really arsed about indy 2"
NETH	330 106, 218, 75, 81	NETH	253 90, 167, 72, 74	trumpet	30.90% 19.83%, 10.12%, 18.13%, 52.18%
FAVUS	256 242, 1442, 656, 1199	FAVUS	206 211, 820, 440, 752	"POO-PHORIA-ZOOMIES: Omfg wagoo what the fuck is the purest form of rape. Egg."
ALF	200 19, 110, 43, 0	ALF	172 18, 91, 41, 0	FAVUS	27.30% 8.26%, 15.26%, 22.87%, 14.18%
COLLARD	157 0, 3, 0, 1085	COLLARD	136 0, 3, 0, 624	"i did a terrible wine shit just then"
ZYGOTES	125 2, 0, 0, 0	ZYGOTES	110 2, 0, 0, 0	ALF SOL	25.00% -, -, -, -
ATAD	103 0, 4, 81, 418	ATAD	92 0, 4, 72, 298
JIM	75 0, 80, 184, 473	JIM	72 0, 71, 161, 318	DRAX	12.70% -, 20.00%, 0.00%, 39.74%
[hs]RANDOM[22]	3 0, 0, 0, 0	[hs]RANDOM[22]	3 0, 0, 0, 0	"feel like shit"
				dw	11.50% 10.07%, 10.69%, 12.43%, 14.91%
				"Madeleine McCann (born 2003 - raped and battered by Daddy 3 May 2007)"
				WAGOO	9.80% 13.43%, 14.10%, 11.17%, 9.81%
				"the complainant got raped 8 times?"
				ATAD	9.70% -, 0.00%, 0.00%, 4.78%
				"bellend"
				smf	9.60% 5.38%, -, 6.90%, 12.61%
				"nah, chinks hate niggers"
				ZYGOTES	8.00% 0.00%, -, -, -
				"no he's a gay cunt"
				NETH	3.00% 18.87%, 0.00%, 26.67%, 0.00%
				"fuck! our clouds are broken"

(^) Spanky Spanky

Harsh, Rough, Dom Daddies		Nasty, Naughty, Filthy Boys
User	Slapped	User	Got Slapped
WAGOO	6 1, 2, 3, 5	dw	11 0, 3, 1, 13
"* WAGOO breaks the line all over trumpets' fucking scrawney GEEKY neck."		"* WAGOO Smashes Dreamwarper round the head with a Big Rubber BUNK. BUNK~!!!!! HAW HAW Ho ho ho!, This is me changing the popups.ini. MOHH OMLOMOHLMOHLOMUHUHUHO"
dw	5 0, 6, 5, 12	trumpet WAGOO	4 0, 0, 0, 0
"* dw goes all inkjet and starts printing in black plus one and a half other unclogged colours and then halfway through scrunches up the page, stuffs it into his mouth and starts making klaargkgkarghnomnomgrarghle noises before MEGAPINT tries desperately to retrieve the stricken page and it's suddenly spat out across the channel with a pho-rip-pohhhh noise - HERE'S YOUR"
HICKS KREANS	1 0, 0, 0, 0	KREANS FAVUS ATAD smf	1 0, 0, 0, 0

(^) Ordnung

Shiniest Boots		Sorest Bums
User	Times Kicked	User	Times Got Kicked
HICKS	13 0, 0, 12, 2	trumpet	6 0, 0, 1, 0
		HICKS	3 1, 0, 4, 0
		WAGOO	2 0, 0, 6, 2
		dw SOL	1 0, 0, 0, 0

(^) Even More Bunk

Nicks		Questions		SCREAMING
User	Instances	User	Lines	User	Letters
KREANS	19 3, 18, 23, 25	JIM	10.00% -, 4.76%, 6.12%, 2.02%	ATAD	12.95% -, 0.00%, 0.00%, 1.81%
"KREANS, THE-SPIRIT-WIFE, ktngfsan, HARRY-FUCKING-REDKNAPP, THE-WALRUS, AVERAGE-BISCUIT, NIGGER-HOSS, CHICKEN-CRISPS, RISITAS, SOUTHGATE-OUT, SOUTHGATE-OUT-POTTER-IN, HAPPY-SUSSEX-DAY, CHEESE-EGGS-AND-RACISM, korwans, NEIL-WARNOCK, COLIN-WANKER, DOGDAYGOD, PENIS-DENSITY, BEAVIS-AND-VINEGAR"		"v rising server anyone?"		"THREE COLON ONE SIZX"
smf	8 17, 4, 7, 3	NETH	8.82% 12.00%, 14.55%, 22.22%, 25.00%	JIM	7.23% -, 5.16%, 2.81%, 0.00%
"smf, smffofts, fukinju, BI-POLAR_BIPOLAR_BI_POLAR_BEAR, anicklongerthanthirtycharacter, WITCH-HAMMER-TIME, LONG_LONG_LONG, SMDC2K"		"is tomato sauce different than ketchup?"		"SOMEONE TURN OFF THE FUCKING SUN"
HICKS	5 2, 5, 9, 7	FAVUS	8.47% 8.00%, 5.58%, 8.21%, 10.03%	DRAX	5.15% -, 1.11%, 0.00%, 1.13%
"HICKS, MEGAPINT-OF-FROTHY-JIZZ, you, HELLO-FUTURE-GIRLFRIEND, POO-PHORIA-ZOOMIES"		"can you imagine Reece Mogg as PM?"		"EGGIE EGGIE EGGIE"
DRAX SOL	4 0, 0, 0, 0	ZYGOTES	7.50% 0.00%, -, -, -	WAGOO	4.85% 10.52%, 4.53%, 8.22%, 5.65%
		"wot materials're you using?"		"trumpets ARE YOU IMPLYING THE BROWN LINE?!?!"
JIM ALF	3 0, 0, 0, 0	ATAD	6.89% -, 0.00%, 8.00%, 6.96%	KREANS	4.31% 4.22%, 2.92%, 3.38%, 5.77%
		"is that too many?"		"HAPPY SUSSEX DAY LADS"
dw trumpet ATAD WAGOO COLLARD ZYGOTES	2 0, 0, 0, 0	trumpet	6.59% 3.61%, 9.15%, 8.44%, 8.59%	HICKS	3.21% 0.70%, 0.87%, 0.81%, 0.89%
		"HELLO-FUTURE-GIRLFRIEND: , And i was going dark blue which is due soon innit?"		"DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN!"
		WAGOO	6.15% 4.06%, 3.89%, 2.84%, 2.38%	dw	3.04% 2.30%, 1.66%, 3.41%, 3.47%
		"you SLEPT THROUGH her majesty's PARTY????"		"[20:51] * BASH_THE_BISCUIT is now known as WILLY_EXPOSION_BETA"
		smf	5.39% 6.78%, -, 3.36%, 11.46%	SOL	1.92% -, 1.01%, 2.45%, 1.23%
		"didn't it crash like, two months ago?"		"WHO IS THIS INTERNET OGRE THAT WANTS TO SMELL MY CUNT"
		dw	5.34% 5.79%, 6.08%, 5.48%, 5.62%	ALF	1.89% 0.00%, 5.41%, 0.00%, -
		"Quote 88: <MrWibl> Jim, whats Jericho's entrance like ?"		"ACTUALLY"
		COLLARD	4.65% -, 0.00%, -, 4.28%	FAVUS	0.70% 1.76%, 0.83%, 1.43%, 0.82%
		"Wagoo: Frosty Jack's?"		"(RHLSTP!!!)"
		SOL	3.60% -, 3.92%, 3.32%, 4.06%	trumpet	0.35% 0.00%, 0.00%, 0.05%, 0.04%
		"any chance you have pirate Abbey Road One?"		"MEGAPINT-OF-FROTHY-JIZZ: Jar jar binks."
		HICKS	2.34% 3.93%, 3.15%, 4.44%, 2.13%	smf	0.11% 0.68%, -, 0.65%, 2.90%
		"you haven't been since the pandemic?"		"c'CAW"
		KREANS	1.27% 1.69%, 3.47%, 2.83%, 1.48%
		"trumpets three eggs?"
		DRAX	1.06% -, 2.76%, 0.00%, 1.69%
		"spakking off?"

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