Stats for #digi@DALnet

2022/04/01-30 (30 days)


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(^) Monthly Activity

Month Days; Actual numbers (lines):

1 256					2 338					3 519					4 310					5 501					6 102					7 151					8 363					9 606					10 236					11 206					12 275					13 518					14 326					15 254					16 962					17 161					18 87					19 220					20 109					21 263					22 1137					23 537					24 513					25 171					26 98					27 90					28 390					29 329					30 460

Month Days; Actual numbers (percent):

1 2.46%					2 3.25%					3 4.99%					4 2.98%					5 4.82%					6 0.98%					7 1.45%					8 3.49%					9 5.83%					10 2.27%					11 1.98%					12 2.64%					13 4.98%					14 3.13%					15 2.44%					16 9.25%					17 1.55%					18 0.84%					19 2.12%					20 1.05%					21 2.53%					22 10.93%					23 5.16%					24 4.93%					25 1.64%					26 0.94%					27 0.87%					28 3.75%					29 3.16%					30 4.42%

Month Days; Mean-adjusted (percent):

1 2.44%					2 3.22%					3 4.95%					4 2.96%					5 4.78%					6 0.97%					7 1.44%					8 3.46%					9 5.78%					10 2.25%					11 1.96%					12 2.62%					13 4.94%					14 3.11%					15 2.42%					16 9.17%					17 1.54%					18 0.83%					19 2.10%					20 1.04%					21 2.51%					22 10.84%					23 5.12%					24 4.89%					25 1.63%					26 0.93%					27 0.86%					28 3.72%					29 3.14%					30 4.39%

(^) Weekday Activity

Weekdays; Actual numbers (lines):

SUNDAY 1429

MONDAY 774

TUESDAY 1094

WEDNESDAY 819

THURSDAY 1130

FRIDAY 2339

SATURDAY 2903

Weekdays; Actual numbers (percent):

SUNDAY 13.74%

MONDAY 7.44%

TUESDAY 10.52%

WEDNESDAY 7.88%

THURSDAY 10.87%

FRIDAY 22.49%

SATURDAY 27.91%

(^) Activity and Top Users by Time of Day

00:00 to 05:59 1002 9.55%																														06:00 to 11:59 1627 15.51%																														12:00 to 17:59 3138 29.92%																														18:00 to 23:59 4721 45.01%
58 0.55%					248 2.36%					505 4.82%					77 0.73%					19 0.18%					95 0.91%					56 0.53%					27 0.26%					183 1.74%					455 4.34%					495 4.72%					411 3.92%					600 5.72%					364 3.47%					448 4.27%					264 2.52%					681 6.49%					781 7.45%					1035 9.87%					703 6.70%					1117 10.65%					1338 12.76%					332 3.17%					196 1.87%
12 am					1 am					2 am					3 am					4 am					5 am					6 am					7 am					8 am					9 am					10 am					11 am					12 pm					1 pm					2 pm					3 pm					4 pm					5 pm					6 pm					7 pm					8 pm					9 pm					10 pm					11 pm
					User															Lines															User															Lines															User															Lines															User															Lines
1					KREANS															466 0, 39, 101, 57										1					HICKS															460 1320, 680, 2141, 1035										1					HICKS															974 1713, 847, 2968, 1871										1					HICKS															1497 1588, 1963, 3099, 2123
					"trumpets you fucking mong"																														"trumpets yeah my iphone is nice enough"																														"trumpets show me ur bra you fucking slut"																														"trumpets leave the bechamel part out"
2					dw															201 22, 117, 101, 74										2					dw															419 642, 267, 1247, 803										2					dw															623 669, 637, 1478, 1131										2					KREANS															871 35, 996, 1691, 1222
					"Weather report: chapelhall (Chapelhall, North Lanarkshire, Scotland, ML6, United Kingdom [55.8445286,-3.948302])"																														"Quote 3563: <^Sol> Poor lebanese - I really like their porn films"																														"Weather report: luzern (Luzern, Schweiz/Suisse/Svizzera/Svizra [47.0505452,8.3054682])"																														"trumpets you fuck off"
3					WAGOO															144 63, 165, 216, 145										3					trumpet															191 0, 3, 407, 133										3					WAGOO															440 999, 323, 1217, 942										3					dw															798 705, 1489, 2202, 1362
					"SEXY! NO NO NO NO NONONO"																														"BRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBR: Dw joke rape. Eggs. Gog. Pastry. Toilet's."																														"no, you just press function+f4 until you get to the LED off mode"																														"Bunk 293: [03:03:28] <Wagoo> I've got like 200 PMs on freenode about paedos"
4					smf															59 0, 65, 0, 75										4					KREANS															187 30, 87, 1006, 688										4					trumpet															362 0, 38, 460, 223										4					WAGOO															543 1224, 1663, 1851, 1356
					"and both have ONE bar of that's super hard"																														"good morning trumpets"																														"BRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBR: So i gotta make do with my dick if i had to cut me a nice lady."																														"for some reason they think no.."
5					FAVUS															36 0, 13, 118, 52										5					WAGOO															172 867, 197, 1076, 476										5					KREANS															313 12, 343, 849, 629										5					trumpet															515 0, 37, 687, 288
					"dw quote favus"																														"hehe snowing like fuck here"																														"trumpets scotch eggs"																														"BRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBR: Are you not like the htc tytn2 i had to cut me a kipper."
6					trumpet															27 0, 0, 17, 12										6					SOL															61 0, 283, 631, 363										6					SOL															154 0, 347, 769, 696										6					FAVUS															152 217, 269, 500, 65
					"AUTISTIC-SCOUSE-SCREECHING: Another hench quake round fukushima way."																														"I've been tempted to try rimworld, looks good"																														"15k steps today, not bad going"																														"I am just going for Brass Against tbh"
7					DRAX															24 0, 318, 0, 13										7					FAVUS															47 2, 8, 37, 16										7					FAVUS															66 120, 166, 175, 70										7					SOL															94 0, 637, 678, 685
					"the chelsea game?"																														"well they're not scabby, he's got a wound on his head"																														"got another one at 3pm"																														"Fucking hell Days Gone is mental"
8					HICKS															20 27, 15, 50, 9										8					COLLARD															4 0, 0, 0, 0										8					COLLARD															38 0, 0, 0, 0										8					COLLARD															37 0, 2, 4, 0
					"no m8 this town wasn't big enough for the both of them"																														"Who knows fuck all about keyboards here"																														"Probably glorious, like Cocoa Pops"																														"I once recorded myself having a wank because I wondered what it looked like. Hash tag me too"
9					EDDOWES															4 0, 0, 0, 0																																								9					smf															25 257, 41, 0, 8										9					DRAX smf															27 0, 0, 0, 0
					"One minute ago"																																																												"hehe i'll be sure to remember that"
10					COLLARD															2 0, 0, 0, 0																																								10					NETH															22 13, 9, 60, 27										10					EDDOWES															20 0, 490, 9, 24
					"I will still never regard the lack of a 3.5mm jack as normal"																																																												"dw weather raleigh"																														"So I stopped watching discovery"
																																																												11					EDDOWES															21 0, 481, 1, 15										11					NETH															19 15, 31, 57, 32
																																																																	"fresh install of 11 from USB, perfect"																														"ooh, that means it's a Moon Knight day too"
																																																												12					DRAX															4 0, 561, 0, 183										12					BULMER															15 90, 0, 0, 0
																																																																	"heya dood"																														"oh yeah, i'll always miss whatever might have been on the rest of the tape"
																																																												13					JIM															2 1, 2, 166, 104										13					JIM															11 7, 4, 117, 24
																																																																	"my sorc in lost ark is a FILTHY FILTHY SLUT WHORE"																														"so when will the dalnet bots get in on this shit"
																																																																																										14					ATAD															2 19, 5, 67, 65
																																																																																															"Salud Da Jugger MANG!"

(^) Top Words

	Word	Total	Top user	Users' Total		Word	Total	Top user	Users' Total		Word	Total	Top user	Users' Total
1.	trumpets	907	HICKS	624	35.	were	121	HICKS	36	69.	might, little	72		0
2.	like	424	HICKS	107	36.	put	117	HICKS	41	70.	sausage	70	HICKS	33
3.	brrtbrrtbrrtbrrtbrrtbrrtbrrtbr	380	trumpet	331	37.	know	114	HICKS	33	71.	lol, much, where, guy	69		0
4.	not	352	HICKS	118	38.	use, while	113		0	72.	though, could	68		0
5.	just	311	HICKS	86	39.	does	111	HICKS	43	73.	stuff, work, dick, himself, heypoopoohead	66		0
6.	one	308	HICKS	102	40.	we, thing	109		0	74.	nah, recent	65		0
7.	some	285	HICKS	102	41.	still	108	HICKS	24	75.	pants	64	HICKS	40
8.	up	274	HICKS	95	42.	go	106	HICKS	31	76.	richard, tracks, mate	63		0
9.	google	270	HICKS	7	43.	should, yes	105		0	77.	even, watch, united	62		0
10.	about	268	HICKS	74	44.	down, used	103		0	78.	being, way, any, ms, eddowes	61		0
11.	no	262	HICKS	58	45.	see, right	102		0	79.	maybe, doesnt, look	60		0
12.	out	257	HICKS	60	46.	been	101	HICKS	39	80.	teh, rape, also, wanks	59		0
13.	now	224	HICKS	67	47.	who, something, bunk	100		0	81.	years, days, sure, egg, must, fact	58		0
14.	fucking	219	HICKS	80	48.	new, well, big	99		0	82.	long, people, pretty, cum, say	57		0
15.	wagoo	209	dw	98	49.	back	96	HICKS	35	83.	made, here, lastfm, best, england, tell	56		0
16.	got	206	HICKS	62	50.	their, report	95		0	84.	went, song, shitty	55		0
17.	if	204	HICKS	81	51.	into	94	HICKS	26	85.	remember, whats, most, kranbgd	54		0
18.	get	197	HICKS	50	52.	cunt, going	93		0	86.	willy, hicks, again	53		0
19.	good	195	HICKS	59	53.	never	92	HICKS	25	87.	very, luzern, rem, bumhole, raping, nootnoot	52		0
20.	weather	191	dw	89	54.	kearns, want, km	91		0	88.	getting, said, mohh, found, music, party, kingdom	51		0
21.	think, apesmate	188		0	55.	last, kmh, mm	90		0	89.	arse, next, probably, two, wank, half	50		0
22.	am	179	HICKS	49	56.	oh	89	HICKS	22	90.	show, great, thought	49		0
23.	will	176	HICKS	55	57.	need	86	HICKS	28	91.	sounds, theres, done, dog	48		0
24.	only	170	HICKS	65	58.	over, hassocks	85		0	92.	both	47	dw	12
25.	shit	166	HICKS	64	59.	day	84	trumpet	19	93.	yet, home, looks, favus, mouth, having, god	46		0
26.	time	163	dw	51	60.	nice	82	HICKS	31	94.	coming, watching, fanny, better	45		0
27.	hehe	158	WAGOO	45	61.	hull	81	dw	33	95.	seen, remembered, insane	44		0
28.	drax	149	HICKS	142	62.	today	80	HICKS	26	96.	because, chapelhall, same, kstnss	43		0
29.	yeah	148	HICKS	46	63.	why	79	HICKS	25	97.	bad, phone, morning, another, take, eggs, anal, top, garret, licks, encrustbe, jedwards	42		0
30.	fuck	144	HICKS	42	64.	old, make, bit	78		0	98.	game, doing	41		0
31.	would	139	HICKS	52	65.	gonna	77	KREANS	17	99.	playing, ever, hours, coffee	40		0
32.	off, quote	138		0	66.	before	75	HICKS	26
33.	really	137	HICKS	44	67.	first, other, face, after	74		0
34.	more, dreamwarper	127		0	68.	man	73	HICKS	17

(^) Top Quotes

(^) Top Typical (most average sentences with the highest word scores)

(HICKS) trumpets you're not marvellous. you're a shit cunt

(HICKS) trumpets Robert'); DROP TABLE students;--

(trumpet) Dreamwarper: , That might not be fully sober.

(BULMER) (well. no, because he couldn't hear, but still)

(trumpet) It's just cool. If only you could just log into it.

(KREANS) trumpets were hitler's ovens right?

(KREANS) i get beer like milk. only 1 day a week tho

(HICKS) it was a bit late, got into hull just before 12

(trumpet) Wagoo: Ooh, that doesn't look like a favus game.

(trumpet) APES-MATE: Well that might just be in the sausage.

(trumpet) NOOT-NOOT: I like it more after a rewatch.

(SOL) it's just rude if you don't give a reach-around after all

(trumpet) MF-DOOM: Mate i don't use spit, i could just rape.

(HICKS) trumpets i am not, i have biscuits in my cupboard

(HICKS) trumpets don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me

(HICKS) trumpets what's in your mouth. spit it out. bad dog

(HICKS) trumpets has one core and 30 gig ssd or something

(KREANS) trumpets you'll be up all night pissing, son

(HICKS) trumpets oh mummy what's a sex pistol

(KREANS) trumpets were you raised by wolf vagina's

(^) Highest Word Score

(HICKS) dRaX dRaX dRaX dRaX  dRaX dRaX dRaX dRaX dRaX  dRaX dRaX dRaX dRaX dRaX  dRaX dRaX dRaX dRaX dRaX  dRaX dRaX dRaX dRaX dRaX  dRaX dRaX dRaX dRaX dRaX  dRaX dRaX dRaX dRaX dRaX  dRaX dRaX dRaX dRaX dRaX  dRaX dRaX dRaX dRaX dRaX  dRaX dRaX dRaX dRaX dRaX  dRaX dRaX dRaX dRaX dRaX  dRaX dRaX dRaX dRaX dRaX  dRaX

(WAGOO) I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY.

(dw) Bunk 406: <kranbgd> trumpets are you a space nigger | <trumpets> kranbgd: I am a space nigger. | <trumpets> Yes yes yes.

(HICKS) which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be

(HICKS) dRaX dRaX dRaX dRaX  dRaX dRaX dRaX dRaX dRaX  dRaX dRaX dRaX dRaX dRaX  dRaX dRaX dRaX dRaX dRaX  dRaX

(dw) First off the turd was bigger than I expected, Much bigger considering I took a Big dump 2 days ago,I was Amused especially at a nuggety bit sticking to the side of the bowl. hehe it looked like a large prawn., I tried Flushing it normally first, But no way was that thing gonna go down without a fight. So I used a leg from the Xmas tree to attempt to attack it, 2nd Flush, Oh MY, It STILL did NOT go away,

(trumpet) BRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBR: Dw addbunk <trumpets> kranbgd: , having pride in ireland is like two guinans now then now then now then hows about that thankyou.

(HICKS) trumpets i like putting a clipper lighter in my dick too. refill opening side first. then if i'm really good with my timing i can flick the flint sparker with my foreskin just as i cum and it vapourises as it shoots out. a nice clean and tidy wank :))

(HICKS) What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of

(HICKS) precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you

(dw) Currently I am playing some used shitty pants and wanks himself while garret licks his cum encrustbe bumhole to Jedwards | [20:28] * Dreamwarper puts on some some used shitty pants and wanks himself while garret licks his cum encrustbe bumhole to Jedwards music music on #cunts

(HICKS) What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with

(dw) it anymore and it just came out. I was wearing shorts too so the people that were not already looking at me cuz i was running towards the bathroom looked when they heard two huge gobs of my sh*t hit the floor like a pound of chocolate. I stoped and turned and everyone was looking then someone started laughing then about half of them broke out in laughter and I looked right at this girlie who I

(HICKS) like i said, you can get generic nonbranded batteries for those for about 20 quid. and you can just pop the old one out to replace it. no fucking about with tiny screws

(HICKS) anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was

(HICKS) call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If

(dw) gone. anyway, jacking off into a t shirt shouldn't be too bad, but today i started cleaning out my room because i am going to college. i tried to get teh sperm shirt out of the drawer, but it was practically fused onto the bottom. there was literaly hundreds of loads of sperm on this, all dried up. i stole some of my dad's wood carving tools and cut the shirt out piece by piece. each piece was

(dw) Bunk 300: <PROFESSIONAL-TARD-WRANGLER> dw you should try a vagina out. you just can't beat em | <Dreamwarper> I figured I would buy one in good cons for 1k so maybe a cheap beat up one would be fun

(trumpet) BRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBR: Dw addbunk <trumpets> kranbgd: , having pride in ireland is like getting your head as they are very hard like grapes.

(trumpet) BRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBR: Dw addbunk <trumpets> ligma_ligma-balls-lol... 123! The best thing on the 7th song now and keep it down with powerful tentacles then angrily and just get antrihistamines.

(^) Lowest Word Score

(HICKS) brrtbrrtbrrtbrrtbrrtbrrtbrrtbrrtbrrtbrrtbrrtbrrtbrrt

(KREANS) jeeeesus

(HICKS) what a prankster

(KREANS) what a palaver

(KREANS) jetsetter

(WAGOO) yuss

(HICKS) dw toot

(COLLARD) 0.19999999999999996

(dw) mehh

(HICKS) it's on the rooves too

(WAGOO) X_X

(KREANS) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(KREANS) sorcery

(KREANS) brocculum

(HICKS) broccol00s

(WAGOO) congrate's

(WAGOO) p0-p

(KREANS) m0h

(dw) from C&A

(WAGOO) watt

(^) Top Users

	User	Lines Total	WpL	LpL	Typical Quote
1	HICKS	2951 4648, 3505, 8258, 5038	5	27	"trumpets show me ur bra you fucking slut"
2	dw	2041 2038, 2510, 5028, 3370	6	36	"Quote 2893: <Edje> i like my women like i like my coffee... raped to death"
3	KREANS	1837 77, 1465, 3647, 2596	3	17	"trumpets you fuck off"
4	WAGOO	1299 3153, 2348, 4360, 2919	4	23	"hehe snowing like fuck here"
5	trumpet	1095 0, 78, 1571, 656	8	55	"BRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBR: Who is your name. I'd call it pie another day."
6	SOL	309 0, 1275, 2091, 1744	4	25	"15k steps today, not bad going"
7	FAVUS	301 339, 456, 830, 203	4	21	"just get some nose cocaines off the dark internets"
8	smf	111 425, 547, 0, 349	4	20	"and both have ONE bar of that's super hard"
9	COLLARD	81 0, 2, 4, 0	5	29	"Probably glorious, like Cocoa Pops"
10	DRAX	55 0, 2765, 0, 274	2	11	"the chelsea game?"
11	EDDOWES	45 0, 1015, 10, 56	3	21	"fresh install of 11 from USB, perfect"
12	NETH	41 29, 40, 130, 65	4	21	"dw weather raleigh"
13	BULMER	15 93, 0, 0, 0	8	47	"oh yeah, i'll always miss whatever might have been on the rest of the tape"
14	JIM	13 8, 6, 367, 156	4	22	"so when will the dalnet bots get in on this shit"
15	ATAD	3 20, 6, 89, 95	1	5	"Salud Da Jugger MANG!"

Didn't make it to the top: SERVER (0), hb (12), bogbot (279), MrPSB (0), [hs]RANDOM[22] (0)

(^) Emoticons

Happies		Sads		Angries		Shocked and Confuseds
User	Instances	User	Instances	User	Instances	User	Instances
WAGOO	56 69, 26, 92, 141	HICKS dw	7 0, 0, 0, 0	dw	5 0, 1, 7, 5	WAGOO SOL	3 0, 0, 0, 0
"Straight down ya pants :>"				"Japanese think subcontinental = subhuman >:("
dw	32 21, 37, 72, 54	WAGOO KREANS	6 0, 0, 0, 0	WAGOO	1 0, 0, 4, 3	dw	2 4, 6, 4, 1
"Quote 2336: <The_Ghost_of_LewisQ> I REALLY LIKE THE COCK :D"				"why is it at SIX POINT TWO >:|"		"to be taught it, the third one hell :O"
HICKS	15 67, 27, 188, 84	SOL	3 0, 10, 18, 28
"then early tomorrow, then seeing devin townsend :))"		"usually the mini appliances for GNS3 :/"
SOL	11 0, 140, 74, 69	smf EDDOWES	1 0, 0, 0, 0
"chopped a zombie's head in half last night :D"
DRAX	10 0, 16, 0, 8
"awesome :)"
KREANS	3 2, 12, 3, 5
":)"
COLLARD FAVUS smf	2 0, 0, 0, 0
trumpet	1 0, 0, 0, 0
"kranbgd: Recent tracks for kearns: aphex twin - donkey rhubarb | the knife - one more than you do then? :P."

(^) Vocabulary

Total Words		Unique Words		FILTH
HICKS	15043 17442, 13324, 34077, 20705	dw	4754 6387, 6996, 10560, 7361	JIM	50.00% 80.00%, 0.00%, 26.25%, 21.57%
dw	13060 19189, 21081, 38994, 23123	HICKS	4050 4805, 4228, 7142, 5409	"so when will the dalnet bots get in on this shit"
trumpet	9545 0, 769, 12049, 4690	trumpet	3127 0, 497, 3325, 2036	KREANS	36.40% 27.13%, 36.89%, 37.01%, 33.84%
KREANS	6152 258, 4364, 11430, 9014	WAGOO	2705 4765, 4049, 5845, 4462	"dw souness fucked troi"
WAGOO	5462 12779, 10236, 16592, 11345	KREANS	2599 216, 2051, 4503, 3619	HICKS	33.20% 31.07%, 22.52%, 24.44%, 24.82%
SOL	1515 0, 6630, 8975, 8341	SOL	926 0, 2736, 3406, 3080	"Trumpets can you get fannys in tomb raider?"
FAVUS	1320 1200, 1382, 2942, 803	FAVUS	712 694, 759, 1395, 512	DRAX	31.20% -, 36.26%, -, 19.21%
smf	469 1669, 1954, 0, 1627	smf	348 849, 1056, 0, 948	"arsenal beat manu too?"
COLLARD	426 0, 3, 13, 0	COLLARD	329 0, 3, 13, 0	SOL	23.10% -, 14.78%, 25.07%, 31.89%
EDDOWES	175 0, 3087, 24, 160	EDDOWES	154 0, 1563, 23, 138	"r/place is pretty fucking mental"
NETH	172 83, 226, 553, 334	NETH	134 76, 182, 403, 268	trumpet	22.40% -, 22.11%, 26.72%, 30.70%
BULMER	133 562, 0, 0, 0	DRAX	117 0, 3076, 0, 532	"APES-MATE: You should get proper manly trousers with low cut arse cleavage."
DRAX	128 0, 8659, 0, 833	BULMER	112 360, 0, 0, 0	WAGOO	14.00% 12.44%, 11.43%, 9.34%, 9.61%
JIM	60 25, 22, 1143, 649	JIM	58 24, 22, 637, 453	"dw thems are for the tentacle rapes innit"
ATAD	4 31, 14, 267, 213	ATAD	4 24, 12, 205, 141	FAVUS	12.80% 16.67%, 14.47%, 21.41%, 12.45%
				"fucking half term can die in a fire"
				COLLARD	11.70% -, 0.00%, 0.00%, -
				"All food is shit, on a long enough timescale"
				dw	11.40% 12.61%, 11.15%, 17.85%, 12.80%
				"Quote 1622: <mrgoat> its like being in wagoos arse being here"
				smf	10.60% 7.19%, 13.31%, -, 7.38%
				"except that's a cunt to carry"
				BULMER	7.50% 5.34%, -, -, -
				"no, i think it was literally just "they stink of shit" and then my friend goes "hehe yeah... er, except uncle _____, he's sound" and sure enough we go downstairs and there's a man literally in the living room right then. immediate karmic retribution"
				NETH	5.80% 0.00%, 4.42%, 3.62%, 5.99%
				"Well shit. I got confirmation I can complete the purchase of a Steam Deck. But unfortunately for me I just got hit with a $1500 tax bill and can't really afford the Steam Deck right now."
				EDDOWES	5.70% -, 8.42%, 0.00%, 31.25%
				"<Wagoo> it's more the pissing about readding all my little customisations I don't want"

(^) Spanky Spanky

Harsh, Rough, Dom Daddies		Nasty, Naughty, Filthy Boys
User	Slapped	User	Got Slapped
HICKS	9 0, 2, 5, 4	WAGOO	7 2, 1, 1, 6
"* HICKS nails trumpets' face to a wooden pallet"		"* dw frequently jokes about kidnapping Wagoo. THEN, Wagoo goes missing. Now who do you think the police will suspect? >:("
dw	5 2, 0, 11, 52	dw	5 0, 3, 6, 11
"* dw frequently jokes about kidnapping Wagoo. THEN, Wagoo goes missing. Now who do you think the police will suspect? >:("		"* bogbot licks Dreamwarper"
WAGOO	4 4, 1, 6, 1	HICKS trumpet	4 0, 0, 0, 0
"* WAGOO witnesses BRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBR doing an incredible tomato soupy shite, still lying face down. It curls out like one of those indoor fireworks, hissing as steam and soup escape. It smells sublime. BRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBR has been a good girl for daddy and has been eating lots of pineapple"
		ATAD	2 0, 0, 1, 4
		"* dw goes all inkjet and starts printing in black plus one and a half other unclogged colours and then halfway through scrunches up the page, stuffs it into his mouth and starts making klaargkgkarghnomnomgrarghle noises before ATAD tries desperately to retrieve the stricken page and it's suddenly spat out across the channel with a pho-rip-pohhhh noise - HERE'S YOUR FUCKING PRINTOUT CHUMP"
		DRAX COLLARD	1 0, 0, 0, 0

(^) Ordnung

Shiniest Boots		Sorest Bums
User	Times Kicked	User	Times Got Kicked
HICKS	8 1, 0, 30, 5	bogbot	6 0, 0, 0, 0
WAGOO	1 0, 0, 0, 0	WAGOO	2 0, 0, 10, 0
		dw	1 1, 0, 1, 0

(^) Even More Bunk

Nicks		Questions		SCREAMING
User	Instances	User	Lines	User	Letters
KREANS	22 3, 12, 33, 27	JIM	23.07% 12.50%, 16.67%, 3.00%, 5.13%	KREANS	8.34% 0.54%, 3.22%, 3.96%, 4.13%
"KREANS, kranbgd, FAST-NIGGER-EDDY-III, kstnss, MF-DOOM, AUTISTIC-SCOUSE-SCREECHING, THE-LAUGHING-GNOME, FUCKSTICKS, WHATEVER-THIS-Q-IS, AL-MAJMOO, ktngfsan, COTTONEYE-JOE-BIDEN, GIVE-PISS-A-CHANCE, TALK-SHOW-HOST, TINY-FROM-ULTRASOUND, MARLON-JD, SNOOKER-PIGEON, TYSON-CUNTING-FURY, DRONING-SHREW, GEORGE-HARRISON, PEPSI-FLAKES, GLASS-ONION"		"has someone haxx0red reddit?"		"NO NO YOU MISUNDERSTAND"
HICKS	7 6, 2, 13, 12	NETH	9.75% 10.34%, 7.50%, 13.85%, 18.46%	WAGOO	7.18% 8.14%, 5.32%, 17.59%, 5.17%
"HICKS, LIGMA_LIGMA-BALLS-LOL, BRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBR, HEY_POO-POO_HEAD, hickss, NOOT-NOOT, APES-MATE"		"isn't the final in Qatar somewhere?"		"WHATEVER-THIS-Q-IS, flares?"
WAGOO SOL smf	5 0, 0, 0, 0	FAVUS	6.64% 4.42%, 7.68%, 8.55%, 10.84%	DRAX	3.24% -, 0.08%, -, 0.95%
		"exciting Star Trek news eh?"		"TYSON CUNTING FURY!"
DRAX FAVUS EDDOWES	3 0, 0, 0, 0	smf	6.30% 8.94%, 3.84%, -, 7.16%	smf	3.00% 0.10%, 1.09%, -, 1.69%
		"busy times again?"		"WATTA TWIST!"
trumpet dw COLLARD ATAD [hs]RANDOM[22]	2 0, 0, 0, 0	trumpet COLLARD	4.93% -, -, -, -	SOL	2.37% -, 0.96%, 2.07%, 1.09%
				"DOT COTTON FOUND DEAD IN SAMUEL L JACKSON'S LAUDERETTE"
		WAGOO	4.69% 4.12%, 3.92%, 2.75%, 3.15%	dw	2.24% 3.60%, 1.46%, 4.14%, 1.73%
		"WHATEVER-THIS-Q-IS, flares?"		""I AM NOT SHOUTING! I AM TALKING VERY VERY LOUD!!""
		dw	3.28% 6.38%, 6.33%, 6.64%, 4.21%	COLLARD	1.61% -, 0.00%, 0.00%, -
		"Wed Apr 09 19:33:05 2014: <hicks> you want to watch sound city soon smiffy?"		"Where the FUTURE is SEVEN SEGMENT DISPLAYS"
		SOL	2.58% -, 3.14%, 4.69%, 3.96%	trumpet	1.43% -, 0.00%, 0.15%, 0.00%
		"wot, you can get vindaloo in swizzerland?"		"BRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBRRTBR: Rape rape. Eggs. Rape."
		EDDOWES	2.22% -, 3.15%, 0.00%, 1.79%	FAVUS	0.52% 0.98%, 0.68%, 1.20%, 0.50%
		"But why is there always an alternate universe where humans are fascists?"		"KEEP MY WIFE'S DICK OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH"
		HICKS	2.20% 3.74%, 2.65%, 4.25%, 2.82%	HICKS	0.48% 2.37%, 0.60%, 26.55%, 0.90%
		"Trumpets can you get fannys in tomb raider?"		"MISSES WHERE IS MY FUCKING WASHBOARD"
		DRAX	1.81% -, 0.76%, -, 0.73%
		"the chelsea game?"
		KREANS	1.79% 6.49%, 2.66%, 3.51%, 1.66%
		"has disco been cancelled?"

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