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Topic | Set by | Date |
SERVER | Tuesday Mar 19 7:56:0 2019 | |
WAGOO | Thursday Jun 20 20:12:0 2019 | |
WAGOO | Thursday Jul 25 1:22:0 2019 | |
Robert Mugabe shot dead in Samuel L Jackson's Rhodesian homestead | ZYGOTES | Saturday Sep 7 3:27:0 2019 |
dw | Wednesday Oct 16 10:55:0 2019 | |
GOOSE! | HICKS | Wednesday Nov 13 22:11:0 2019 |
GOOSE! | WAGOO | Tuesday Nov 19 2:35:0 2019 |
HICKS | Friday Nov 22 17:44:0 2019 | |
WAGOO | Tuesday Dec 10 13:40:0 2019 | |
WAGOO | Tuesday Dec 10 19:38:0 2019 | |
WAGOO | Tuesday Dec 17 5:28:0 2019 |
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Jan 9.36% | Feb 9.25% | Mar 6.04% | Apr 10.80% | May 8.44% | Jun 8.92% | Jul 8.26% | Aug 6.39% | Sep 2.64% | Oct 9.73% | Nov 11.99% | Dec 8.18% |
1 1.54% | 2 2.54% | 3 1.81% | 4 2.65% | 5 3.68% | 6 3.46% | 7 3.05% | 8 3.17% | 9 5.63% | 10 3.18% | 11 4.01% | 12 3.56% | 13 3.34% | 14 2.58% | 15 2.68% | 16 4.44% | 17 3.62% | 18 2.79% | 19 3.69% | 20 3.63% | 21 2.21% | 22 2.83% | 23 3.23% | 24 2.92% | 25 3.50% | 26 4.96% | 27 2.64% | 28 2.87% | 29 3.75% | 30 2.95% | 31 3.10% |
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SUNDAY 13.77% | MONDAY 10.77% | TUESDAY 14.26% | WEDNESDAY 13.93% | THURSDAY 11.45% | FRIDAY 17.55% | SATURDAY 18.29% |
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00:00 to 05:59 9794 6.10% | 06:00 to 11:59 20304 12.65% | 12:00 to 17:59 41524 25.86% | 18:00 to 23:59 88947 55.39% | ||||||||||||||||||||
5290 3.29% | 2507 1.56% | 716 0.45% | 377 0.23% | 503 0.31% | 401 0.25% | 908 0.57% | 2203 1.37% | 1827 1.14% | 3735 2.33% | 5577 3.47% | 6054 3.77% | 5759 3.59% | 6920 4.31% | 6632 4.13% | 6355 3.96% | 6481 4.04% | 9377 5.84% | 13094 8.15% | 15032 9.36% | 19962 12.43% | 18049 11.24% | 13342 8.31% | 9468 5.90% |
12 am | 1 am | 2 am | 3 am | 4 am | 5 am | 6 am | 7 am | 8 am | 9 am | 10 am | 11 am | 12 pm | 1 pm | 2 pm | 3 pm | 4 pm | 5 pm | 6 pm | 7 pm | 8 pm | 9 pm | 10 pm | 11 pm |
User | Lines | User | Lines | User | Lines | User | Lines | ||||||||||||||||
1 | WAGOO | 2596 | 1 | HICKS | 6069 | 1 | HICKS | 9531 | 1 | HICKS | 19810 | ||||||||||||
"yeah not much to it, just style hehe" | "not even keep light out!?" | "it's not bad outside here like" | "why do you not like gojira man" | ||||||||||||||||||||
2 | DRAX | 2341 | 2 | dw | 3881 | 2 | WAGOO | 7893 | 2 | WAGOO | 18342 | ||||||||||||
"fuck wagoo i love u man" | "Quote 1177: <dragz> i mean they scream like fuck when u just bite their cunts" | "it's not like some other thing" | "werkin for merkin's, like me hehe" | ||||||||||||||||||||
3 | dw | 1540 | 3 | WAGOO | 3124 | 3 | dw | 7471 | 3 | dw | 14120 | ||||||||||||
"<hicks> with the tip of my dick an inch from her left eye, then bellow like i've just been shot" | "one should use one all one's time?" | "hicks No no , no non no , no no no no, THERES NO LYRICS!!!!!" | "Quote 1481: �wedding-cake� I would like to give Steve Jobs one" | ||||||||||||||||||||
4 | smf | 1151 | 4 | DRAX | 1919 | 4 | DRAX | 5103 | 4 | KREANS | 10417 | ||||||||||||
"hehe it's like you're at the gig itself!" | "looks like his banging her" | "smells like good shit" | "hehe we watched that one" | ||||||||||||||||||||
5 | KREANS | 845 | 5 | SOL | 1817 | 5 | KREANS | 3927 | 5 | DRAX | 10082 | ||||||||||||
"oh shit yeah of course" | "yeah just doing final checks now" | "hehe not string but yeah" | "yeah i`d give paris one" | ||||||||||||||||||||
6 | FAVUS | 340 | 6 | KREANS | 1720 | 6 | SOL | 2487 | 6 | smf | 3237 | ||||||||||||
"yeah never better" | "hehe timesarrow eh" | "Just got some stuff to write up for work" | "oh shit that's not the one i like" | ||||||||||||||||||||
7 | HICKS | 323 | 7 | MrBell | 337 | 7 | EDDOWES | 863 | 7 | EDDOWES | 2182 | ||||||||||||
"hehe yeah like 15 years ago" | "haven't got a clue lol" | "Not that Disney is like, good or that" | "yeah I just loaded it up" | ||||||||||||||||||||
8 | EDDOWES | 202 | 8 | trumpet | 244 | 8 | MrBell | 842 | 8 | SOL | 2141 | ||||||||||||
"Oh that’s not really zilty" | "Wagoo: Bunk 185: <@dreamwarper> !tweet @pennyred raped fannybatter." | "I'm not even a bus wanker lol" | "hah simple shit like that you just forget" | ||||||||||||||||||||
9 | ZYGOTES | 177 | 9 | FAVUS | 81 | 9 | FAVUS | 644 | 9 | ZYGOTES | 1976 | ||||||||||||
"that is some top work" | "I am not sure I should be here... so I am going! I was just saying Hi!" | "I am not going back tomorrow" | "hehe where u bin dan" | ||||||||||||||||||||
10 | SOL | 77 | 10 | EDDOWES | 64 | 10 | trumpet | 597 | 10 | FAVUS | 1627 | ||||||||||||
"I still like this despite the tunge of nu-metal" | "teeny little thing it is" | "Wagoo: How am i to decide to watch that in the morning <dreamwarper> just like a stuck pig." | "good ep, eh? hicks?" | ||||||||||||||||||||
11 | MrBell | 28 | 11 | smf | 61 | 11 | smf | 238 | 11 | MrBell | 907 | ||||||||||||
"wake him up though lol" | "it tasted like candy! not booze!" | "hehe i think one will do" | "why not just a new window" | ||||||||||||||||||||
12 | trumpet | 10 | 12 | ZYGOTES ALF | 14 | 12 | JIM | 156 | 12 | trumpet | 562 | ||||||||||||
"Wagoo: Im gonna fucking stmop es alles fucking cunt!!!!!!" | "im not paying much as itll end up smashed in a year" | " | |||||||||||||||||||||
13 | NETH ATAD | 8 | 13 | alsjb0rt MrPSB | 11 | 13 | NETH | 116 | 13 | ATAD | 539 | ||||||||||||
"I'm not sure what to think about that." | "it looked like one" | ||||||||||||||||||||||
14 | ALF | 3 | 14 | [hs]chezsu | 10 | 14 | [hs]devttyUSB0 | 44 | 14 | JIM | 292 | ||||||||||||
"fucking jetlag" | "I'm not sure I got to grips with this" | "do we know if that random quotes feature is some markov thing?" | "sounds a bit fishy hehe" | ||||||||||||||||||||
15 | COLLARD | 2 | 15 | ALSJMAN | 8 | 15 | COLLARD MENTSKI | 30 | 15 | MrPSB | 262 | ||||||||||||
"time for part 2 of attempting to sleep" | "lol" | "I'm always here yet I never am" | |||||||||||||||||||||
16 | 16 | NETH ATAD FLUFFY | 3 | 16 | ALF | 28 | 16 | NETH | 191 | ||||||||||||||
"hehe ERAHKSNS" | "that sounds good, we don't get that here" | ||||||||||||||||||||||
17 | 17 | CUEBALL | 2 | 17 | alsjb0rt | 27 | 17 | ALF BULMER | 74 | ||||||||||||||
"dw weather barrow-in-furness" | "Just people who hate television, children and maybe see if their turned yellow though, i guess that would be like when they won't update it as a common cold." | ||||||||||||||||||||||
18 | 18 | 18 | ZYGOTES | 21 | 18 | alsjb0rt | 60 | ||||||||||||||||
"I know guy like that" | "One with like to perform a complete success. Just who is not complete, but we don't how to clean anything up." | ||||||||||||||||||||||
19 | 19 | 19 | ATAD | 13 | 19 | COLLARD | 43 | ||||||||||||||||
"dw weather boston" | "good evening darlings" | ||||||||||||||||||||||
20 | 20 | 20 | EDJE | 5 | 20 | [st]SteveJH | 34 | ||||||||||||||||
"HMM" | "I noticed! I popped in from time to time" |
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Word | Occurances | Top user | Users' % | Word | Occurances | Top user | Users' % | Word | Occurances | Top user | Users' % | |||
1. | like | 6758 | COLLARD | 2.54% | 35. | will | 1638 | MENTSKI | 0.76% | 69. | day | 1124 | alsjb0rt | 0.56% |
2. | not | 4972 | CUEBALL | 7.69% | 36. | really | 1614 | MENTSKI | 0.76% | 70. | big | 1116 | HICKS | 0.25% |
3. | just | 4257 | CUEBALL | 7.69% | 37. | need | 1608 | COLLARD | 1.59% | 71. | years | 1110 | [hs]devttyUSB0 | 0.53% |
4. | hehe | 4214 | ALF | 5.51% | 38. | well | 1601 | FLUFFY | 7.14% | 72. | old | 1094 | [st]SteveJH | 0.77% |
5. | one | 4114 | [hs]fubar | 8.33% | 39. | back | 1600 | FLUFFY | 7.14% | 73. | over | 1077 | COLLARD | 0.31% |
6. | up | 4084 | MENTSKI | 1.53% | 40. | were | 1554 | MENTSKI | 0.76% | 74. | make | 1067 | ALF | 0.68% |
7. | out | 3481 | [hs]umbroman | 25.00% | 41. | would | 1548 | [st]SteveJH | 2.32% | 75. | used | 1063 | ZYGOTES | 0.23% |
8. | get | 3342 | [hs]chezsu | 1.92% | 42. | thing | 1544 | [hs]devttyUSB0 | 2.13% | 76. | found | 1057 | dw | 0.32% |
9. | about | 3304 | BULMER | 0.98% | 43. | new | 1530 | [hs]fubar | 8.33% | 77. | maybe | 1052 | BULMER | 0.39% |
10. | some | 3251 | [hs]fubar | 8.33% | 44. | we | 1524 | MENTSKI | 2.30% | 78. | want | 1050 | alsjb0rt | 0.40% |
11. | no | 3195 | CUEBALL | 7.69% | 45. | here | 1515 | CUEBALL | 7.69% | 79. | could | 1034 | [hs]devttyUSB0 | 0.53% |
12. | fucking | 3155 | FLUFFY | 7.14% | 46. | going | 1488 | [hs]fubar | 8.33% | 80. | where | 1014 | [st]SteveJH | 0.77% |
13. | quote | 3146 | EDJE | 20.00% | 47. | bit | 1486 | [hs]devttyUSB0 | 0.53% | 81. | stuff | 1011 | [hs]devttyUSB0 | 0.53% |
14. | yeah | 3045 | NETH | 1.24% | 48. | their | 1479 | MrPSB | 0.45% | 82. | love | 1001 | [st]SteveJH | 0.77% |
15. | now | 2948 | [st]SteveJH | 1.55% | 49. | oh | 1453 | CUEBALL | 7.69% | 83. | before, other | 988 | 0.00% | |
16. | if | 2943 | alsjb0rt | 1.21% | 50. | into | 1438 | MENTSKI | 0.76% | 84. | though | 967 | NETH | 0.62% |
17. | got | 2768 | [hs]chezsu | 3.84% | 51. | man | 1381 | COLLARD | 1.27% | 85. | does | 962 | COLLARD | 0.31% |
18. | good | 2728 | ALSJMAN | 12.50% | 52. | who | 1319 | MrPSB | 0.55% | 86. | mate | 954 | FAVUS | 0.42% |
19. | think | 2698 | [hs]chezsu | 1.92% | 53. | should | 1305 | MENTSKI | 0.76% | 87. | days | 953 | [hs]devttyUSB0 | 1.60% |
20. | shit | 2529 | MENTSKI | 2.30% | 54. | down, something | 1295 | 0.00% | 88. | ago | 931 | [hs]devttyUSB0 | 0.53% | |
21. | fuck | 2196 | ALSJMAN | 12.50% | 55. | nice | 1293 | [st]SteveJH | 0.77% | 89. | live | 930 | [hs]devttyUSB0 | 0.53% |
22. | time | 2187 | [hs]fubar | 8.33% | 56. | seen | 1234 | MrPSB | 0.36% | 90. | being | 925 | BULMER | 0.19% |
23. | off | 2168 | FAVUS | 0.71% | 57. | first | 1223 | smf | 0.31% | 91. | theres | 924 | BULMER | 0.78% |
24. | go | 1877 | MENTSKI | 0.76% | 58. | right | 1214 | [st]SteveJH | 1.55% | 92. | again | 920 | BULMER | 0.39% |
25. | still | 1799 | [hs]chezsu | 1.92% | 59. | work | 1207 | [st]SteveJH | 0.77% | 93. | put | 911 | alsjb0rt | 0.32% |
26. | know | 1790 | [st]SteveJH | 1.55% | 60. | why | 1203 | MENTSKI | 0.76% | 94. | dreamwarper | 894 | [hs]fubar | 8.33% |
27. | results | 1776 | alsjb0rt | 0.32% | 61. | am | 1200 | FAVUS | 1.92% | 95. | use | 888 | ALF | 1.37% |
28. | lol | 1758 | ALSJMAN | 12.50% | 62. | never | 1185 | ALF | 1.03% | 96. | must, take | 871 | 0.00% | |
29. | last | 1735 | [hs]fubar | 8.33% | 63. | hicks | 1178 | trumpet | 1.13% | 97. | looks | 869 | NETH | 0.38% |
30. | more | 1701 | MENTSKI | 0.76% | 64. | much | 1159 | [st]SteveJH | 0.77% | 98. | sure, weather | 864 | 0.00% | |
31. | wagoo | 1672 | trumpet | 1.46% | 65. | video | 1158 | [hs]devttyUSB0 | 0.53% | 99. | say | 860 | trumpet | 0.26% |
32. | been | 1665 | MENTSKI | 1.53% | 66. | cunt | 1142 | KREANS | 0.33% | |||||
33. | see | 1656 | [st]SteveJH | 0.77% | 67. | after | 1136 | alsjb0rt | 0.32% | |||||
34. | only | 1654 | BULMER | 0.39% | 68. | even | 1127 | [hs]chezsu | 1.92% |
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(^) Top Typical (most average sentences with the highest word scores) |
(WAGOO) --8.3C sounds like t-shirt weather |
(smf) it's kinda like A7X if A7X wasn't shit |
(HICKS) fucking like 13 quid for 3 courses man |
(HICKS) <LEARN-TO-SWIM> nah not right now |
(WAGOO) not much pollen about in october??? |
(dw) ah, that's an sop command, not a founder one |
(MrBell) we sent about 250 phones one month |
(dw) <zygoTeS> they're more like lobsters m8 |
(dw) oh yeah? i bet they're someing right now |
(ATAD) 6 hours later and no one in 10-forward |
(HICKS) bet it wasn't anything like 75 euros |
(HICKS) well, i mean, old cunts like we are now |
(smf) not that it's bad, just not really worth it |
(HICKS) if it's just cosmetic shit that's not so bad |
(HICKS) i would like to know more about 2022 |
(KREANS) dw do you like a fat italian plumber like me? |
(HICKS) not as good as some, but you know what yer getting |
(FAVUS) not sure I like doing 12 hour shifts |
(SOL) So yeah, bit like the internet really |
(dw) If your just looking *** im not interested |
(^) Top Word Score |
(WAGOO) UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY |
(WAGOO) HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET |
(WAGOO) OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE |
(WAGOO) DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! HEY DUDE WAKE UP AND GET OUT OF BED! |
(dw) about, "give me some more money"? <Vyvyan> "You bastard" <Neil> Don't you think that's a bit strong? <Mike> No, Neil, people like that respect strength. <Neil> Yeah, you're right. "Darling fascist bully boy, give me some more money, you bastard..." Uh... "Love, Neil." <Vyvyan> Not "love, Neil"! That sounds far too much like "come and get it like a bitch-funky sex machine". <Neil> Yeah, you're right. Uh... What about |
(dw) Quote 2133: <mrg0at> if a fat virgin money owing trolling cunt sat next to you in apub just being deliberately contrary for teh sake of it, what would you do? exactly. we all know he would get barred if it was a pub. so use teh power you haveand ignore teh cunt. i like peanuts ' no peanuts are shit' i like beer ' no beer is shit' i like sex ' i am afraid i am unqualififed to dicuss that'. |
(dw) <Lister> Look, I don't want any toast and he doesn't want any toast, in fact no-one around here wants any toast, not now, not ever, no toast. <Talkie> How about a muffin? <Lister> Or muffins! We don't like muffins around here. We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagles, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, |
(WAGOO) We found a handbag in the loft, just inside the loft hatch like it had been quickly put up there. What was strange though was that it had possessions like keys, make up, used tickets, tissues etc as though it had just been used then thrown up there for some reason. There was no I.d though and the house was an ex rental so no idea who it had belonged to. |
(WAGOO) You fucking seed by fucking leaving your fucking torrent open after you fucking complete it. If you have already fucking completed a torrent, such as fucking mame fucking 103, then you fucking seed by fucking loading up the fucking .torrent file and fucking pointing it at the fucking /roms directory. It will fucking audit the fucking roms and then once it knows you have all the fucking roms in |
(trumpet) BELAY-THAT-ORDER: I wonder if there will be a you fucking seed by fucking leaving your fucking torrent open after you fucking seed by fucking leaving your fucking torrent open after you fucking complete it. If you have already fucking completed a torrent, such as fucking mame fucking 103, then you fucking seed by fucking leaving your fucking torrent open after you fucking zygotes. |
(WAGOO) <cunts> she had a minge like a | she had a fanny like a canoe | she's got a fanny like a | she's got a fanny like a hippo's yawn | she does not have a fanny like a punched lasagne | she doesn't have a fanny like a punched lasagne |
(dw) manager..." <Rick> Oh, no, no, no, no! Not "bank manager". It's far too crawly bum-lick. Tell it like it is, put "fascist bully boy". <Neil> "Darling fascist bully boy..." <Mike> That's nice, yeah, so far so good, so what do you want to say? <Neil> Well, basically I want to ask him if I can have, like, an extension on my overdraft, but I know there must be a better way of putting it than that. <Mike> Well, what |
(dw) <Cat> Boy is it cramped, woohwee! I tell you, if I was dead you most certainly could not swing me around in here! <Lister> Cat. <Cat> Talk about couped up! <Lister> Cat! <Cat> Oh sorry, not supposed to talk about that right? <Lister> Right. <Cat> So how d'you get to be claustrophobic, are you born that way or is it because you're kind of sissy? <Lister> Sissy. <Cat> Yeah? <Lister> Yeah, now can we just change the subject please. |
(dw) <Terry Silver> There you are. Where'd you go? <Daniel Larusso> I, uh, I had to go think about some things, and um... <Terry Silver> And? <Daniel Larusso> And, uh... listen, I decided not to defend my title. Look. I... I really appreciate everything you've done for me. I mean, you've been great, I just... you know, when I hit that guy, that... that's just not me, you know? I just... I just wanted to come |
(dw) Quote 2576: <mrrape> I'll fuck men and I'll fuck ladies/ I'll fuck your ass like we be fucking in hades/I shoot my cum up there so we dont make babies/ grab these nuts you aint never gonna fade these <mrrape> I hold a knife to your throat/and rape you cos Im mr goat/ your cunt aint got no moat/ so ill just fuck it hard while we i strangle you with your coat <mrrape> (yeah niggah) |
(dw) <[Moss knocks on Jen's door] <Jen> Come in. <[Jen pretends to be talking to Denholm on the phone]> <Jen> Yeah, Denholm. Yeah, yeah, no n-n-n-no, no they've been fine so far. Yeah, I think we're going to get on great. [Winks at Moss and smiles] Yeah I know, alright then, no you take care, alright, yeah I will, yeah, okay take care, take care, okay bye, bye. <So, hello, what can I do you for... what can I do |
(dw) Quote 2963: <nukem> JRR TOLKIEN INVENTED ELVISH <nukem> HOW DID HE PRODUCE OFFSPRING <nukem> HEY JRR WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY VAGINA <nukem> FUCK OFF I'M INVENTING A LANGUAGE FOR DWARVES <nukem> NO TIME FOR SEX HERE <nukem> ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL <nukem> I"M MAKING NORSE MYTHOLOGY MORE ACCESSIBLE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T LEAVE THEIR HOUSES <nukem> ONE DAY A FAT FUCK FROM NEW ZEALAND WILL MAKE IT INTO UNBEARABLY LONG FILLUMS |
(trumpet) BELAY-THAT-ORDER: First off the turd was bigger than i expected, much bigger considering i took a big dump 2 days ago,i was amused especially at a nuggety bit sticking to the side of the bowl. Hehe it looked like a large prawn., i tried flushing it normally first, but no way was that thing gonna go down without a fight. So i used a leg from the xmas tree foot to attempt to get rid of the bowl. Hehe it looked like a poof. |
(dw) for you? <Moss> Hallo. I was just wondering> do you want me to connect up your phone? <Jen> No n-n-n-n-n-n-no. It's working. Errm I was just talking to Denholm there. <[Moss picks up phone which clearly has no connections] <Moss> But how? <Jen> Would you mind, closing the door for me? <Moss> Oh yeah, sure. [Moss gets up and closes the door] <Jen> Yeah, from the other side. <Moss> Of course. Like this. [He opens the |
(dw) terminator2: <Sarah_Connor> How are you supposed to know? Fucking men like you built the hydrogen bomb. Men like you thought it up. You think you're so creative. You don't know what it's like to really create something; to create a life; to feel it growing inside you. All you know how to create is death... <John_Connor> Mom. <Sarah_Connor> ...and destruction... <John_Connor> Mom! We need to be a little more constructive here, okay? |
(^) Bottom Word Score |
(HICKS) noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
(WAGOO) turnerandhooch 0 |
(WAGOO) skekakrens |
(WAGOO) 【DAY1】 |
(HICKS) skknsafsenfsuefdn :) |
(WAGOO) t'worms |
(DRAX) im drunkish |
(FAVUS) nepotism and all that |
(DRAX) it was glorius |
(KREANS) im tenmpted to |
(KREANS) 600mb |
(KREANS) falfaffas |
(HICKS) mmkay |
(HICKS) plick |
(WAGOO) dw mohhomlo |
(dw) DOPNGS |
(DRAX) and 040`s |
(ZYGOTES) bawbags |
(KREANS) euheuhe |
(ZYGOTES) kerns.jpg |
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User | Lines Total | WpL | LpL | Typical Quote | |
1 | HICKS | 35733 | 3 | 19 | "what is that like. is it just like one or two?" |
2 | WAGOO | 31955 | 4 | 21 | "werkin for merkin's, like me hehe" |
3 | dw | 27012 | 7 | 45 | "Quote 1177: <dragz> i mean they scream like fuck when u just bite their cunts" |
4 | DRAX | 19445 | 3 | 16 | "lol yeah the good ol asl" |
5 | KREANS | 16909 | 3 | 16 | "hehe man alive mate" |
6 | SOL | 6522 | 5 | 27 | "Just got some stuff to write up for work" |
7 | smf | 4687 | 3 | 17 | "oh shit that's not the one i like" |
8 | EDDOWES | 3311 | 3 | 16 | "Not that Disney is like, good or that" |
9 | FAVUS | 2692 | 3 | 15 | "I am not going back tomorrow" |
10 | ZYGOTES | 2188 | 2 | 15 | "hehe where u bin dan" |
11 | MrBell | 2114 | 3 | 19 | "why not just a new window" |
12 | trumpet | 1413 | 8 | 52 | "Wagoo: How am i to decide to watch that in the morning <dreamwarper> just like a stuck pig." |
13 | ATAD | 563 | 2 | 13 | "it looked like one" |
14 | JIM | 449 | 3 | 18 | "sounds a bit fishy hehe" |
15 | NETH | 318 | 4 | 21 | "that sounds good, we don't get that here" |
16 | MrPSB | 274 | 3 | 20 | "I'm always here yet I never am" |
17 | ALF | 119 | 2 | 12 | "hehe ERAHKSNS" |
18 | alsjb0rt | 98 | 12 | 67 | "I'd like to shit like enter sandman like he did but he bought some shit on xbox look like shit." |
19 | BULMER | 75 | 6 | 36 | "you'd think windows would at least check you're not downloading anything before it does its reboots wouldn't you but no" |
20 | COLLARD | 75 | 4 | 22 | "good evening darlings" |
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Happies | Sads | Angries | Shocked and Confuseds | ||||
User | Instances | User | Instances | User | Instances | User | Instances |
WAGOO | 667 | WAGOO | 253 | dw | 25 | WAGOO | 43 |
"congrats on teh payrise m8 :)" | "SMF pirates all his games though :(" | "like 20 dollarpounds or something, and I only get to use it for the rest of my life >:(" | "yeah it's a bull instead :o" | ||||
SOL | 592 | dw | 165 | smf | 4 | dw | 23 |
"Still not totally useless at French :)" | "while cussing my little i'd join watching, but this was an empathic rapist :(" | "the bassist's blank stare ruins it for me >:|" | "it's pancake day? fuck, it's pancake day? is it p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pancake day? :o" | ||||
dw | 478 | HICKS | 119 | WAGOO | 3 | KREANS | 16 |
"I have ZIG AND ZAG DVD of loads of clips from their EARLIEST DAYS in the early 90s :)" | "i'm gonna play civ tomorrow :(" | "bill g8s is locutus >:(" | "o_O" | ||||
HICKS | 468 | SOL | 111 | SOL EDDOWES | 1 | SOL | 11 |
"just needed gnutls-dev :)" | "ffs letting the gooners come back :/" | "Nice... bit of bum grape pruning O_o" | |||||
DRAX | 208 | smf | 71 | smf | 6 | ||
"whos horse cunt :)" | "also i forgot which way turn :/" | "i can't find a bottle opener :o" | |||||
smf | 107 | KREANS | 37 | DRAX | 5 | ||
"and the bassist's BOH makeup :P" | "Ah commiserations man :(" | "shes fragile :o" | |||||
MrBell | 104 | DRAX | 26 | HICKS | 3 | ||
"let me know the outcome :)" | "ghost stole my last cider :/" | "what happened with that game in the pub? O_O" | |||||
KREANS | 83 | MrBell | 12 | EDDOWES | 2 | ||
"shit pikey cunts are losing :D" | "deja vu day :( I feel you bro" | "O_o" | |||||
FAVUS | 35 | EDDOWES | 4 | alsjb0rt MrBell | 1 | ||
"yeah! Hicks is Rimming :D" | "so maybe my tweet to him is gone now :(" | ||||||
[hs]devttyUSB0 | 20 | NETH | 3 | ||||
"like that random msg :)" | "That'd be cool, but I moved to Raleigh, NC last year :\" | ||||||
ATAD | 9 | ZYGOTES | 2 | ||||
"retcon :P" | "not the posh ones tho :(" | ||||||
JIM | 8 | ALF [hs]devttyUSB0 ATAD | 1 | ||||
"ooh that refund didnt take long :)" | |||||||
ZYGOTES | 5 | ||||||
"[16:02] <favus> I like the really sour ones :)))) LMAO" | |||||||
trumpet | 3 | ||||||
"hicks: All in the way :) would be glad if you asked." | |||||||
NETH COLLARD CUEBALL [st]SteveJH | 2 | ||||||
EDDOWES | 1 | ||||||
"nice :D" |
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Total Words | Unique Words | FILTH | |||
dw | 214225 | dw | 31326 | ALSJMAN | 12.50% |
HICKS | 133542 | WAGOO | 22640 | "trumpet fuck" | |
WAGOO | 128470 | HICKS | 17095 | FLUFFY | 7.14% |
DRAX | 63116 | KREANS | 11748 | "Well fucking sod you then" | |
KREANS | 55451 | DRAX | 11084 | MENTSKI | 3.84% |
SOL | 35046 | SOL | 8341 | "For fuck's bollocks" | |
smf | 16307 | smf | 4753 | COLLARD | 3.82% |
trumpet | 12194 | EDDOWES | 3831 | "oh man i loved that shit" | |
EDDOWES | 10511 | trumpet | 3417 | JIM | 3.81% |
FAVUS | 8684 | FAVUS | 2934 | "VR is hard fucking work" | |
MrBell | 8210 | ZYGOTES | 2744 | KREANS | 3.61% |
ZYGOTES | 6415 | MrBell | 2418 | "minced spiced "meat"" | |
JIM | 1651 | JIM | 927 | alsjb0rt | 3.56% |
ATAD | 1561 | ATAD | 915 | "Cunts: bit like to put butter on his kitchen floor after i kicked fuck out the to do major sex up that bird in the arse." | |
NETH | 1285 | NETH | 773 | DRAX | 3.30% |
alsjb0rt | 1233 | alsjb0rt | 728 | "they`d still be fucked" | |
MrPSB | 1090 | MrPSB | 684 | MrPSB | 2.75% |
BULMER | 510 | BULMER | 330 | "how many fucking pies has he eaten" | |
COLLARD | 314 | COLLARD | 221 | HICKS | 2.59% |
ALF | 290 | ALF | 214 | "that surely wasn't that boy's cock" | |
trumpet ALF | 2.41% | ||||
ZYGOTES | 2.33% | ||||
"lidl nuts're shit" | |||||
SOL | 2.16% | ||||
"didn't she suck John Major's cock or something" | |||||
WAGOO | 1.65% | ||||
"he's shouting fuck at c64 thrust" | |||||
FAVUS | 1.56% | ||||
"we don't deal with thier shit" | |||||
smf | 1.43% | ||||
"fuck you wine, you're going DOWN" | |||||
EDDOWES | 1.21% | ||||
"who says three tits?" | |||||
MrBell | 1.15% | ||||
"fucking mirc commands" | |||||
dw | 1.05% | ||||
"Quote 2566: <Mason-THE-LINE-Dixon> my arse would benchpress 500lbs" | |||||
BULMER | 0.78% | ||||
"then they did a browser game after that, fuck that, didn't try it" |
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Harsh, Rough, Dom Daddies | Nasty, Naughty, Filthy Boys | ||
User | Slapped | User | Got Slapped |
DRAX | 57 | dw | 52 |
"* DRAX finds some used tampons in the rubbish bins for Dreamwarper" | "* WAGOO ties Dreamwarper to the train tracks. CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA THE TRAIN IS COMING! CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA SURELY DREAMWARPER WILL ESCAPE CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA THE TRAIN IS ALMOST HERE CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA IT IS HERE - I CAN'T WATCH! CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA THE TRAIN CRASHES INTO DREAMWARPER'S.....FOOT! It WAS JUST A TOY TRAIN ALL ALONG HO HO HO HO HO HO HA!" | ||
dw | 48 | WAGOO | 25 |
"* dw - INT. WAGOO'S BEDROOM - 0600 hrs. Mrs. Wagoo sleepily stumbles in the shower. As the revitalising water cascades upon her, she notices a bulge in the wall. She taps it...hollow. It's shaped a bit like - but no, it couldnt be. Surely not. She reaches out tentatively. From within the wall emerges the sound of a muffled twang. Mrs. Wagoo: "WA-GOO!" >:(" | "* dw - INT. WAGOO'S BEDROOM - 0600 hrs. Mrs. Wagoo sleepily stumbles in the shower. As the revitalising water cascades upon her, she notices a bulge in the wall. She taps it...hollow. It's shaped a bit like - but no, it couldnt be. Surely not. She reaches out tentatively. From within the wall emerges the sound of a muffled twang. Mrs. Wagoo: "WA-GOO!" >:(" | ||
WAGOO | 37 | DRAX | 18 |
"* WAGOO ties Dreamwarper to the train tracks. CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA THE TRAIN IS COMING! CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA SURELY DREAMWARPER WILL ESCAPE CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA THE TRAIN IS ALMOST HERE CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA IT IS HERE - I CAN'T WATCH! CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA THE TRAIN CRASHES INTO DREAMWARPER'S.....FOOT! It WAS JUST A TOY TRAIN ALL ALONG HO HO HO HO HO HO HA!" | "* dw pours drax a fine pint of Guinness. drax now looks like the bald swimmer from the ads" | ||
HICKS | 11 | smf | 11 |
"* HICKS fires up the handset and fucks both Wagoo and dRaX's connections :( :(:( :((((((((((((((((((((((((" | "* WAGOO Smashes SMF round the head with a Big Rubber BUNK. BUNK~!!!!! HAW HAW Ho ho ho!, This is me changing the popups.ini. MOHH OMLOMOHLMOHLOMUHUHUHO" | ||
KREANS | 6 | HICKS KREANS | 10 |
"* KREANS faxes dracz some weed" | |||
smf EDDOWES | 2 | cunts ZYGOTES COLLARD | 5 |
MrBell | 1 | NETH | 4 |
"* MrBell test" | "* dw sees Neth and shouts out "HELLO BABY! WE MISSED YOU!" and runs up to give her a huge hug" | ||
FAVUS ALF | 3 | ||
hb EDDOWES | 2 | ||
[hs]samiwvs ALSJMAN [hs]fubar ATAD MrPSB SOL [hs]RANDOM[19] MrBell [st]SteveJH | 1 | ||
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Shiniest Boots | Sorest Bums | ||
User | Times Kicked | User | Times Got Kicked |
HICKS | 7 | HICKS | 5 |
dw | 4 | WAGOO | 4 |
WAGOO | 1 | dw ALSJMAN EDDOWES | 1 |
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Nicks | Questions | SCREAMING | |||
User | Instances | User | Lines | User | Letters |
KREANS | 68 | [hs]fubar | 33.33% | FLUFFY | 102.59% |
"krekangs, SUSSEX-BY-THE-SEA, LIFE-IS-BALLOONS, JFT39, STEAMED-HAMS, TURD-PAUL, YID-ARMY, EUROPEAN-CUP-FINAL-THO, PAPIER-MACHE-HEAD, YIDS-VS-SCOUSE-SCUM, RANDY-DICKNOSE, FAT-GRAPE, DIRTY-FUCKING-ROTTER, VOYAGER-EMH, SPACE-GHOST, STRAWBERRY-LETTER-23, SHATNER`S_BASSOON, GERTCHA, TROPUSERS, BLACK-SOUNESS, Prime_Minister_Psyduck, DEY-TURK-URR-JERRRRBS, Jose_Mourinho_Esq, I`M-A-COUNCIL-GRITTER, EL-PERRO-DEL-MAR" | "Dreamwarper:?" | "THEY ALWAYS COME BACK" | |||
MrBell | 32 | [hs]chezsu | 20.00% | EDJE | 15.78% |
"mrbell1984, MrBell, mrbell1984_, mrbell1984__, mrbell19840, mrbell19844, mrbell19843, mrbell198449423, mrbell19842, mrbell198425, mrbell1984251, mrbell19842514, mrbell198425148, mrbell198472, mrbell1984729, mrbell19847295, mrbell198472953, thelounge71, thelounge04, thelounge11, thelounge47, thelounge14, thelounge70, thelounge19, thelounge68" | "Legend, can't believe it was still open?" | "HMM" | |||
smf | 24 | [st]SteveJH | 17.64% | JIM | 6.40% |
"smf, ABBATH, CONAN-THE-BARBER, smffofts, BayCityLolers, FLOYD-THE-BARBARIAN, YOU`RE-A-LIZARD-HARRY, TheWetNurse, BROTHER-NUMPSIE, smiffofotherbox, ThisComputerIsNeverObsolete, Dick_Pound, THE-JEWPACABRA, HAIL-SATAN, Pork_Florist, STARBOY5000, Mike`Degrassi`Tyson, wildy_homosexual_mountain_yeti, BarebackWilly, Mourning_Prince_Eternally, TheElysianGrandevalGaleriarch, rem, CHRISTMAS_LIGHTS, Sneaker_Pimp" | "How's living in Switzerland?" | "TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO" | |||
HICKS EDDOWES | 21 | [hs]devttyUSB0 | 11.11% | ATAD | 5.34% |
"or the real tinh?" | "VOOM VOOM VOOM" | ||||
WAGOO | 20 | NETH | 8.80% | MrPSB | 4.05% |
"WAGOO, Wagoo, drongoo___, BARON-FLESQBERGS-PATTBURGERS, Wagoo_, wagggo, PRINCE-OF-THE-PLANET-POTTERS, DOMINUM-PUPA, BUTTS-BONEY-OUR-MOVE-LETS, WATCJED-TO-JELLY, MAYNARD-RAPEDMY-HAMSTER, PREDATORS-AND-3RD-LIQUID-GIRL, METAL-GALAXY, somethingelse, MUNTMUNCHER, PISS-BRIAN, JOHN-THAW-ON-THE-COP, drongoo, Waghoul, CARDINAL-COPIA" | "mr hankey the christmas poo?" | "BRING BACK THE CHEESE ROOM" | |||
DRAX | 11 | ATAD | 7.99% | WAGOO | 4.03% |
"dRaC, dRaCz, dRaCzzz, dRaCzz, dRaCzs, dRaX, dRaXX, dRaXXX, dRacAZ, dRaXx" | "which transporter room?" | "WHY CAN'T WE ALL BE ONE GLORIOUS WHOLE" | |||
JIM MENTSKI | 9 | FAVUS | 6.27% | KREANS | 3.62% |
"good ep, eh? hicks?" | "NOT FUCKING CONTRA" | ||||
FAVUS | 8 | trumpet | 6.01% | smf | 2.63% |
"FAVUS, fav3, fav, fibbit, fav-mobile, fav2, favibbit, flibbit" | "Waghoul: Like are you a bad attitude. When he discovers he can't actually play trombone?" | "IT'S NOT THAT KINDA SHOW DAMMIT" | |||
ZYGOTES | 6 | dw | 5.86% | dw ZYGOTES | 2.54% |
"SeTogyz, gotes, ZYGOTES, zygoTeS, prawns, siigoturuuu" | "<The_Joker> Bruce... Wayne, n'est-ce pas? <Bruce_Wayne> Most of the time." | ||||
ALSJMAN CUEBALL [hs]chezsu | 5 | COLLARD | 5.33% | COLLARD | 2.17% |
"why do they use your gmail?" | "I FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT" | ||||
trumpet NETH ALF ATAD | 4 | JIM | 4.45% | ALF | 2.00% |
"who mentioned hookers?" | "hehe ERAHKSNS" | ||||
[hs]samiwvs [hs]fubar alsjb0rt SOL EDJE | 3 | smf | 4.30% | HICKS | 1.13% |
"you've got that one, right?" | "hAVE YOU CAUGHT UP WITH THE ORVILLES YET" | ||||
dw [hs]spidget COLLARD MrPSB BULMER FLUFFY [st]SteveJH [hs]umbroman | 2 | MrBell | 4.02% | EDDOWES | 1.09% |
"anyone remember winamp?" | "EVERY FUCKING TIME" | ||||
SOL | 3.48% | SOL | 1.01% | ||
"What's yer favourite colour, Blue?" | "THAT SUBNET IS NOT IN THE ROUTING TABLE YOU CRETIN" | ||||
WAGOO | 3.43% | FAVUS | 1.00% | ||
"gonna deep fly them, hixxy baby?" | "I MET MATTHEW SMITH!" | ||||
MENTSKI | 3.22% | MrBell | 0.74% | ||
"Did that fucking work?" | "AF5EU-D9XDH-M85VQ-QYWNC-P3UD2" | ||||
HICKS | 3.16% | DRAX | 0.61% | ||
"wait. where's your food store?" | "BIG BROTHER SAYS NO!" | ||||
alsjb0rt | 3.06% | BULMER | 0.40% | ||
"Hopefully they have no respect for the teletext spec saved on your side wags?" | "i have IMPORTANT POO NEWS" | ||||
EDDOWES | 2.86% | trumpet | 0.15% | ||
"who says three tits?" | "PREDATORS-AND-3RD-LIQUID-GIRL: X x x." | ||||
ZYGOTES | 2.78% | ||||
"digi youtube? like #digi?" |
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