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| Topic | Set by | Date |
| power issue's | MrPSB | Friday Jan 12 16:3:0 2018 |
| WAGOO | Friday Mar 16 6:48:0 2018 | |
| <YA-FUCKIN-REPROBATE> she's talking to the big lanky ginger bulmerish looking guy YA-FUCKIN-REPROBATE> he doesn't smell of bulmer much <YA-FUCKIN-REPROBATE> he looks like he's able to change his own underpants without falling over and breaking a limb | WAGOO | Monday Mar 19 11:44:0 2018 |
| WAGOO | Sunday Apr 8 8:42:0 2018 | |
| WAGOO | Sunday Apr 22 1:28:0 2018 | |
| WAGOO | Sunday Apr 22 1:28:0 2018 | |
| é | HICKS | Monday Aug 13 22:59:0 2018 |
| touching boys | HICKS | Monday Aug 27 15:48:0 2018 |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg2076b5Lqc | HICKS | Friday Sep 21 22:32:0 2018 |
| WAGOO | Saturday Oct 6 13:17:0 2018 | |
| dw | Wednesday Oct 31 22:25:0 2018 | |
| dw | Monday Nov 12 13:26:0 2018 | |
| dw | Monday Nov 12 13:26:0 2018 | |
| WAGOO | Sunday Nov 18 22:7:0 2018 | |
| WAGOO | Tuesday Nov 20 1:11:0 2018 | |
| WAGOO | Sunday Nov 25 22:0:0 2018 | |
| WAGOO | Sunday Dec 2 21:59:0 2018 | |
| WAGOO | Monday Dec 3 15:30:0 2018 | |
| WAGOO | Sunday Dec 9 22:1:0 2018 | |
| WAGOO | Sunday Dec 16 21:58:0 2018 |
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| Jan 7.10% | Feb 7.02% | Mar 8.67% | Apr 11.39% | May 13.03% | Jun 7.95% | Jul 8.98% | Aug 7.62% | Sep 7.54% | Oct 6.35% | Nov 6.16% | Dec 8.20% |
| 1 2.94% | 2 2.98% | 3 3.00% | 4 2.07% | 5 2.81% | 6 3.80% | 7 2.92% | 8 3.77% | 9 3.94% | 10 2.83% | 11 2.59% | 12 3.20% | 13 3.29% | 14 2.63% | 15 2.67% | 16 2.79% | 17 3.16% | 18 2.78% | 19 5.24% | 20 3.42% | 21 2.99% | 22 2.63% | 23 3.36% | 24 3.26% | 25 2.42% | 26 4.11% | 27 4.28% | 28 3.44% | 29 3.27% | 30 3.65% | 31 3.76% |
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| SUNDAY 10.55% | MONDAY 15.95% | TUESDAY 16.47% | WEDNESDAY 15.14% | THURSDAY 14.69% | FRIDAY 15.03% | SATURDAY 12.22% |
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| 00:00 to 05:59 4920 4.79% | 06:00 to 11:59 22437 21.85% | 12:00 to 17:59 33057 32.19% | 18:00 to 23:59 42273 41.17% | ||||||||||||||||||||
| 2238 2.18% | 904 0.88% | 526 0.51% | 190 0.19% | 368 0.36% | 694 0.68% | 504 0.49% | 3360 3.27% | 3696 3.60% | 4766 4.64% | 5012 4.88% | 5099 4.97% | 5099 4.97% | 5278 5.14% | 5467 5.32% | 3451 3.36% | 5987 5.83% | 7775 7.57% | 7898 7.69% | 8911 8.68% | 9315 9.07% | 6900 6.72% | 5846 5.69% | 3403 3.31% |
| 12 am | 1 am | 2 am | 3 am | 4 am | 5 am | 6 am | 7 am | 8 am | 9 am | 10 am | 11 am | 12 pm | 1 pm | 2 pm | 3 pm | 4 pm | 5 pm | 6 pm | 7 pm | 8 pm | 9 pm | 10 pm | 11 pm |
| User | Lines | User | Lines | User | Lines | User | Lines | ||||||||||||||||
| 1 | WAGOO | 1875 | 1 | HICKS | 9609 | 1 | HICKS | 12851 | 1 | HICKS | 13625 | ||||||||||||
| "fuck, I'm like 500 episodes behind" | "she's not a bad person like" | "well no, that's just weird porn" | "dw not resistant enough :-|" | ||||||||||||||||||||
| 2 | smf | 982 | 2 | WAGOO | 4562 | 2 | WAGOO | 7992 | 2 | WAGOO | 12104 | ||||||||||||
| "hehe maybe one day" | "so why not also see what you taste like?" | "not seen it since about 2002 though" | "hehe my £10 metal zone turned up" | ||||||||||||||||||||
| 3 | dw | 877 | 3 | dw | 4012 | 3 | dw | 5944 | 3 | dw | 6898 | ||||||||||||
| "Even and it as with teh last night with the single sign on a bit already, from the internet.. Or something." | "Quote 3470: <Wagoo> otherwise fannies look like an inside out womble" | "Wagoo: look. Know they just malingering like my milkshake brings all week to that." | "trumpet, but for there it's one EMAIL a day, it's not like all other kanji are hidden if you actually use the site" | ||||||||||||||||||||
| 4 | HICKS | 462 | 4 | trumpet | 1323 | 4 | trumpet | 1250 | 4 | smf | 2014 | ||||||||||||
| "just like bob marley eh" | "Dreamwarper: I've made it feel like i'm on a computer in the game and no mistake." | "Dreamwarper: Dw she'd need a comeback like they're going to ever see it." | "hehe just tested and it's alive!" | ||||||||||||||||||||
| 5 | KREANS | 240 | 5 | ALSJMAN | 200 | 5 | smf | 917 | 5 | FAVUS | 1731 | ||||||||||||
| "hehe those were the days" | "whats up hicks :]" | "hehe there's a dark cherry too" | "and they should get one like that" | ||||||||||||||||||||
| 6 | DRAX | 84 | 6 | MrPSB | 167 | 6 | FAVUS | 541 | 6 | KREANS | 1391 | ||||||||||||
| "yeah but they watch remakes" | "what's this about dicks now" | "I am back at work tomorrow" | "hehe ok i will at half time" | ||||||||||||||||||||
| 7 | FAVUS | 61 | 7 | smf | 133 | 7 | EDDOWES | 495 | 7 | trumpet | 1282 | ||||||||||||
| "I am going to sleep too" | "hehe the paper synth's still there" | "would you like to know more" | "Dreamwarper: To be fair, i wasn't a fat cunt like a ingot like bit looked like to smash her teeth out on her cunt." | ||||||||||||||||||||
| 8 | trumpet | 54 | 8 | KREANS | 103 | 8 | MrPSB | 376 | 8 | ZYGOTES | 628 | ||||||||||||
| "Smf is a heavy fisting and giant dildo scene. Finally, a guy with a cunt." | "some bollocks about "the law"" | "you just have to see a picture of one" | "sounds like scrap to me" | ||||||||||||||||||||
| 9 | COLLARD | 47 | 9 | ALF | 96 | 9 | NETH | 224 | 9 | MrPSB | 338 | ||||||||||||
| "i am, that's one thing that is going to change in the new year" | "hehe ok" | "I hope that's like a zoot suit riot" | "I'm not a fucking oligarch" | ||||||||||||||||||||
| 10 | EDDOWES | 39 | 10 | FAVUS | 81 | 10 | KREANS | 161 | 10 | NETH | 289 | ||||||||||||
| "Watch out for spagketty legs" | "I am off to the pub tonight" | "hehe yeah im watching an acestream" | "yeah, but not for soda. go figure" | ||||||||||||||||||||
| 11 | NETH | 32 | 11 | BULMER | 64 | 11 | JIM | 149 | 11 | COLLARD | 201 | ||||||||||||
| "I didn't drink more because he was here" | "and since, because i'm bulmer, I've found both tapes on vinyl from ebay, right" | "91p in actual money hehe" | "not too proud of it, not ashamed of it either" | ||||||||||||||||||||
| 12 | MrPSB | 12 | 12 | DRAX | 57 | 12 | ALF | 102 | 12 | BULMER | 199 | ||||||||||||
| "some girl freaked out and because she found out I was a paedo after reading #digi more like" | "i dunno if they get that kinda shit" | "hehe yes i will buy" | "i've seen the first city & the city, but not yet the first altered carbon" | ||||||||||||||||||||
| 13 | alsjb0rt | 11 | 13 | [hs]darksky | 19 | 13 | COLLARD | 94 | 13 | ALF | 152 | ||||||||||||
| "But what a lever operated plug looks like i told her to fuck it, she will buy you one to the club." | "old school :]" | "shut up Dreamwarper, women aren't real" | "hhe i am not obvs" | ||||||||||||||||||||
| 14 | ATAD | 10 | 14 | EDDOWES NETH GOATY | 18 | 14 | DRAX | 76 | 14 | EDDOWES | 106 | ||||||||||||
| "new AVGN" | "pretty cool shit" | "Yeah that’s really good man" | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 15 | BULMER | 5 | 15 | COLLARD | 14 | 15 | ALSJMAN | 61 | 15 | ATAD | 83 | ||||||||||||
| "hehe wag. it is a bit" | "you wouldn't want to get wet or anything" | "lol that's a good idea" | "NEW AVGN? OMGF" | ||||||||||||||||||||
| 16 | [hs]pitifularachnid ALSJMAN | 4 | 16 | ATAD | 12 | 16 | BULMER | 59 | 16 | alsjb0rt | 79 | ||||||||||||
| "dw fc boston, ma" | "i'm doing a joke about the film about a bird you see :(" | "trumpet: Fuck i have to fuck it up her cunt at the right angle you saw with the one where you like to have the mmo bug atm." | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 17 | [st]SteveJH | 3 | 17 | JIM [hs]spidget | 11 | 17 | ATAD | 39 | 17 | DRAX | 69 | ||||||||||||
| "I haven't listened to his music in years!" | "hehe yes" | "yeah same, was good :)" | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 18 | ZYGOTES JAMZ0R | 2 | 18 | alsjb0rt | 6 | 18 | GOATY | 22 | 18 | JIM | 68 | ||||||||||||
| "Scene was fine, ppl with not enough time in the time, dalnet has always acted to support the dalnet irc community. We were out in the to get cameron out of them for something." | "sounds like she’d be a dirty fuck though" | "its going on coinbase soon" | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 19 | 19 | INFEY SOL | 4 | 19 | SOL | 20 | 19 | [hs]pitifularachnid | 46 | ||||||||||||||
| "anyways, home time.... have a good eveing peeps :)" | "how the fuck is this channel still going?" | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20 | 20 | ZYGOTES | 3 | 20 | [hs]shrek alsjb0rt | 15 | 20 | ALSJMAN | 45 | ||||||||||||||
| "the facking page" | "i think dw is legacy of rape" | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Word | Occurances | Top user | Users' % | Word | Occurances | Top user | Users' % | Word | Occurances | Top user | Users' % | |||
| 1. | like | 4714 | [hs]UnitedCheesecake | 3.22% | 35. | thing | 1172 | SOL | 0.74% | 69. | night | 849 | ATAD | 0.61% |
| 2. | not | 4093 | [hs]guesserb0rt | 16.66% | 36. | will | 1161 | [hs]Nekkoru | 5.55% | 70. | day | 834 | ZOBBSTER | 1.13% |
| 3. | hehe | 3460 | ALF | 3.33% | 37. | here | 1135 | [hs]darksky | 2.43% | 71. | down | 827 | COLLARD | 0.37% |
| 4. | one | 3119 | [hs]UnitedCheesecake | 3.22% | 38. | should | 1131 | MANKO | 1.11% | 72. | old | 818 | [hs]darksky | 2.43% |
| 5. | just | 2964 | [hs]guesser | 2.81% | 39. | see | 1129 | [hs]shrek | 1.13% | 73. | maybe | 809 | EDDOWES | 0.48% |
| 6. | out | 2467 | [hs]spidget | 1.98% | 40. | seen | 1128 | [hs]pitifularachnid | 0.58% | 74. | could, cunt | 803 | 0.00% | |
| 7. | about | 2427 | [hs]shrek | 2.27% | 41. | back | 1125 | ZOBBSTER | 3.40% | 75. | theres, much | 785 | 0.00% | |
| 8. | up | 2379 | INFEY | 3.57% | 42. | really | 1122 | [hs]shrek | 1.13% | 76. | muh | 773 | MrPSB | 1.61% |
| 9. | if | 2268 | INFEY | 1.78% | 43. | would | 1107 | MANKO | 1.11% | 77. | years | 764 | [st]SteveJH | 10.00% |
| 10. | think | 2263 | [hs]darksky | 2.43% | 44. | quote | 1091 | [hs]darksky | 4.87% | 78. | nice | 763 | [hs]spidget | 0.99% |
| 11. | no | 2178 | [hs]devttyUSB0 | 1.85% | 45. | were | 1064 | MANKO | 2.22% | 79. | never | 760 | [hs]devttyUSB0 | 1.85% |
| 12. | get | 2151 | NETH | 1.25% | 46. | new | 1059 | ATAD | 1.83% | 80. | make | 745 | NETH | 0.38% |
| 13. | results | 2131 | alsjb0rt | 0.40% | 47. | well | 1031 | [hs]UnitedCheesecake | 3.22% | 81. | before | 741 | INFEY | 1.78% |
| 14. | now | 2092 | [hs]guesser | 1.40% | 48. | why | 1028 | MANKO | 1.11% | 82. | over | 734 | [hs]UnitedCheesecake | 3.22% |
| 15. | fucking | 2007 | [hs]pitifularachnid | 2.35% | 49. | going | 1023 | [hs]pitifularachnid | 1.76% | 83. | want, youtube | 732 | 0.00% | |
| 16. | some | 1967 | JAMZ0R | 7.14% | 50. | into | 1019 | MANKO | 1.11% | 84. | used | 725 | ZOBBSTER | 1.13% |
| 17. | last | 1735 | INFEY | 1.78% | 51. | need, we | 997 | 0.00% | 85. | look | 720 | ALF | 0.49% | |
| 18. | good | 1622 | SOL | 2.22% | 52. | their | 996 | MANKO | 1.11% | 86. | any | 706 | [hs]spidget | 0.99% |
| 19. | time | 1537 | [hs]UnitedCheesecake | 3.22% | 53. | big | 994 | MrPSB | 0.42% | 87. | found | 704 | JAMZ0R | 7.14% |
| 20. | fuck | 1502 | [hs]pitifularachnid | 2.35% | 54. | work | 982 | ALSJMAN | 0.87% | 88. | though | 700 | INFEY | 1.78% |
| 21. | off | 1492 | ZOBBSTER | 2.27% | 55. | something | 974 | INFEY | 1.78% | 89. | again | 699 | ATAD | 0.61% |
| 22. | yeah | 1460 | INFEY | 1.78% | 56. | man | 973 | [st]SteveJH | 10.00% | 90. | where | 694 | [hs]shrek | 1.13% |
| 23. | got | 1437 | ZOBBSTER | 1.13% | 57. | who | 969 | MANKO | 2.22% | 91. | put | 680 | JIM | 0.25% |
| 24. | go | 1345 | NETH | 0.60% | 58. | oh | 962 | [st]SteveJH | 10.00% | 92. | being | 679 | [hs]Nekkoru | 5.55% |
| 25. | hicks | 1341 | [hs]darksky | 2.43% | 59. | am | 950 | GOATY | 2.33% | 93. | mph | 677 | dw | 0.42% |
| 26. | been | 1269 | [st]SteveJH | 10.00% | 60. | first | 904 | [hs]pitifularachnid | 1.76% | 94. | days | 666 | [hs]pitifularachnid | 0.58% |
| 27. | still | 1260 | ZOBBSTER | 2.27% | 61. | fanny | 896 | trumpet | 0.47% | 95. | most | 665 | ZOBBSTER | 1.13% |
| 28. | more | 1231 | [hs]Nekkoru | 5.55% | 62. | does | 894 | JIM | 0.38% | 96. | cunts | 663 | [hs]pitifularachnid | 0.58% |
| 29. | shit | 1229 | [hs]pitifularachnid | 1.76% | 63. | after, other | 877 | 0.00% | 97. | 658 | ATAD | 0.30% | ||
| 30. | only | 1207 | [hs]devttyUSB0 | 1.85% | 64. | even | 875 | [hs]UnitedCheesecake | 3.22% | 98. | way | 656 | INFEY | 1.78% |
| 31. | dreamwarper | 1205 | trumpet | 2.34% | 65. | ago | 869 | ATAD | 0.61% | 99. | use | 647 | JIM | 0.51% |
| 32. | wagoo | 1204 | [hs]darksky | 2.43% | 66. | mate | 863 | SOL | 0.74% | |||||
| 33. | know | 1199 | [hs]spidget | 3.96% | 67. | right | 856 | ZOBBSTER | 1.13% | |||||
| 34. | bit | 1189 | [hs]UnitedCheesecake | 3.22% | 68. | looks | 854 | [hs]shrek | 2.27% |
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| (^) Top Typical (most average sentences with the highest word scores) |
| (WAGOO) last chance "ever", just like the last time.. |
| (dw) you're not madonna like the other lady though :-/ |
| (smf) sounds like you're not trying hard enough >:| |
| (HICKS) actually, not sure. i'm only on s3 so no XLs yet |
| (WAGOO) I've got like 200 PMs on freenode about paedos |
| (WAGOO) my intarnets was down for like 10-15 mins last night |
| (trumpet) YOUR-PUSHY: Not like a monkey do the last one. |
| (dw) trumpet, you're not madonna like the other female though :-/ |
| (HICKS) no. 537 calories. i read the wrong one. hehe |
| (WAGOO) I think I'd get a 645ci if I got another BMW |
| (trumpet) Dreamwarper, i don't think there was a cock like a pok�mon. |
| (WAGOO) hehe that's not retro though, my note4 has a stylus |
| (HICKS) yeah, do those have 18 bit colour like the falcon though? |
| (HICKS) well, not quite, it's a bit that doesn't take calls |
| (HICKS) no, i mean that's the emergency one i'm using just now |
| (trumpet) hicks: Hehe here we go. That made no sense. |
| (FAVUS) You should all watch "You were never here" if you have not |
| (HICKS) she's not a fruit loop like 15 years ago |
| (trumpet) You could just go straight away, and it's like in his bum. |
| (HICKS) met office says feels like -5 just now |
| (^) Top Word Score |
| (dw) <Xev> It's much cooler up here. So...explain, why do you look exactly like Kai? <L. Kai> Explain why he looks like me. <Stan> Wait, we know that he IS Kai. And we can see that you look like him, y'know, but who are you? <L. Kai> Who do I look like? <Xev> Kai. Last of the Brunnen G. <L. Kai> Exactly. <Xev> But how can the both of you be one person? <L. Kai> (Laughs) I'm not exactly sure that we are. He is |
| (WAGOO) Have a little taste now – go on. If you’ve never tried it before you’re probably quite an incurious person, but indulge me. Have a taste. You might not like it – many people don’t – but at the very least you now know. You see yourself in the mirror every day, you’re your own constant companion – the person who knows you best. You know what you look like, sound like and smell like, |
| (trumpet) Thats fucking civ!!thats fucking civ!!thats fucking civ!!thats fucking civ!!thats fucking civ!!thats fucking civ!!thats fucking civ!!thats fucking civ!!thats fucking civ!!thats fucking civ!!thats fucking civ!!thats fucking civ!!thats fucking civ!!thats fucking civ!!thats fucking civ!!thats fucking civ!!thats fucking civ!!thats fucking civ!!thats fucking civ!!thats fucking civ!! |
| (dw) <The_Cat> [about Kryten] Isn't there someway we can help him? Somehow, turn ourselves into tiny electronic people and get into his dream? Isn't there some sort of gizmo lying around that can do that? And if not <[smacks table] <The_Cat> WHY not? <Rimmer> Look, we all have something to bring to this discussion. But I think from now on the thing you should bring is silence. <Lister> No, no, no. <[ponders for |
| (dw) <Cat> Boy is it cramped, woohwee! I tell you, if I was dead you most certainly could not swing me around in here! <Lister> Cat. <Cat> Talk about couped up! <Lister> Cat! <Cat> Oh sorry, not supposed to talk about that right? <Lister> Right. <Cat> So how d'you get to be claustrophobic, are you born that way or is it because you're kind of sissy? <Lister> Sissy. <Cat> Yeah? <Lister> Yeah, now can we just change the subject please. |
| (WAGOO) Gru? S !!!! I would like to get to know you!! I am Anastasiya !! I am a blonde girl with dark eyes and a constant smile !! My dream is to live a life with a beloved man! I do not like harm and quarrel, I do not tolerate aggression !! I am an extremely friendly woman !!!! I like cooking ... My friends often complain that my cakes are too delicious .. I would like to destroy my loneliness and meet |
| (dw) <[Paulie overhears Rocky and now he's angry and hurt] <Paulie> I don't want nothin' from you. I don't want nothin' from you. This ain't no charity case. Get outta my house. <Adrian> It's not just your house. <Paulie> [to Rocky] You ain't no friend no more. Get outta my house, I just says. <Adrian> Don't talk to him like that. <Paulie> Both of you get out of my |
| (WAGOO) gonna have me some fun I'm gonna have me some fun I'm gonna have me some fun I'm gonna have me some fun I'm gonna have me some fun I'm gonna have me some fun I'm gonna have me some fun I'm gonna have me some fun I'm gonna have me some fun I'm gonna have me some fun I'm gonna have me some fun I'm gonna have me some fun I'm gonna have me some fun I'm gonna have me some fun I'm gonna |
| (dw) Quote 2963: <nukem> JRR TOLKIEN INVENTED ELVISH <nukem> HOW DID HE PRODUCE OFFSPRING <nukem> HEY JRR WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY VAGINA <nukem> FUCK OFF I'M INVENTING A LANGUAGE FOR DWARVES <nukem> NO TIME FOR SEX HERE <nukem> ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL <nukem> I"M MAKING NORSE MYTHOLOGY MORE ACCESSIBLE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T LEAVE THEIR HOUSES <nukem> ONE DAY A FAT FUCK FROM NEW ZEALAND WILL MAKE IT INTO UNBEARABLY LONG FILLUMS |
| (WAGOO) I'm gonna have me some fun I'm gonna have me some fun I'm gonna have me some fun I'm gonna have me some fun I'm gonna have me some fun I'm gonna have me some fun I'm gonna have me some fun I'm gonna have me some fun I'm gonna have me some fun I'm gonna have me some fun I'm gonna have me some fun I'm gonna have me some fun I'm gonna have me some fun I'm gonna have me some fun I'm |
| (trumpet) Hm i think i'll turn off the turd was bigger than i expected, much bigger considering i took a big dump 2 days ago,i was amused especially at a nuggety bit sticking to the side of the bowl. Hehe it looked like a large prawn., i tried flushing it normally first, but no way was that thing gonna go down without a fight. So i used a leg from the xmas tree to attempt to attack it, 2nd flush, oh my, it still did not. |
| (dw) First off the turd was bigger than I expected, Much bigger considering I took a Big dump 2 days ago,I was Amused especially at a nuggety bit sticking to the side of the bowl. hehe it looked like a large prawn., I tried Flushing it normally first, But no way was that thing gonna go down without a fight. So I used a leg from the Xmas tree to attempt to attack it, 2nd Flush, Oh MY, It STILL did NOT go away, |
| (dw) Quote 2576: <mrrape> I'll fuck men and I'll fuck ladies/ I'll fuck your ass like we be fucking in hades/I shoot my cum up there so we dont make babies/ grab these nuts you aint never gonna fade these <mrrape> I hold a knife to your throat/and rape you cos Im mr goat/ your cunt aint got no moat/ so ill just fuck it hard while we i strangle you with your coat <mrrape> (yeah niggah) |
| (dw) Quote 3507: <hicks> there's a chubby girl who's been crying talking to her manager now <hicks> she's not all that good looking but i think she'd be an easy lay <hicks> her knees going all wobbly and that when she sees the fuckstick <hicks> hehe i walked away from my pc and didn't lock it <hicks> someone walking past could have seen what i just said then |
| (dw) accept defeat? Why would I accept it, if you won't? Mulder, you say that you've failed, but you only fail if you give up. And I know you — you can't give up. It's what I saw in you when we first met. It's what made me follow you... why I'd do it all over again. <Mulder> And look what it's gotten you. <Scully> And what has it gotten you? Not your sister. Nothing that you've set out for. But you won't give up, even |
| (dw) Quote 3000: <Dreamwarper> Quote added as 2995. <FROG-CUNT-RECORDS> wow look, nearly at teh big 3k <hicks> i think quote 3000 should just be the word PENIS <FROG-CUNT-RECORDS> i think it should just be the word MUMLESS <Wagoo> it should be ALANA: THE GIRL FROM TOMORROW <Wagoo> or some quote from her <Wagoo> preferably involving sucking futuristic floating spunking cocks and wanking off her brother with her magic headband |
| (HICKS) THATS FUCKING FUCK YOU MOTION!!THATS FUCKING FUCK YOU MOTION!!THATS FUCKING FUCK YOU MOTION!!THATS FUCKING FUCK YOU MOTION!!THATS FUCKING FUCK YOU MOTION!!THATS FUCKING FUCK YOU MOTION!!THATS FUCKING FUCK YOU MOTION!!THATS FUCKING FUCK YOU MOTION!!THATS FUCKING FUCK YOU MOTION!! |
| (WAGOO) First off the turd was bigger than I expected, Much bigger considering I took a Big dump 2 days ago,I was Amused especially at a nuggety bit sticking to the side of the bowl. hehe it looked like a large prawn., I tried Flushing it normally first, But no way was that thing gonna go down without a fight. So I used a leg from the Xmas tree to attempt to attack it, 2nd Flush, Oh MY, It STILL did NOT |
| (dw) Quote 3338: <favus> this is nice | <favus> although you metal heads might not like it | <SQUELCHING-AND-MEWING> Bulmer --> <favus> although you metal heads might not like it | <favus> I meant you and Smiff, if it has a tune and shes not a jap playing the guitar with her cunt, you guys aint intrested |
| (dw) <Victims> I'm Brian! <Gregory> I'm Brian, and so's my wife! <Victims> I'm Brian! I'm Brian!... <Brian> I'm Brian of Nazareth! <Centurion> All right. Take him away and release him. <Stan> No, I'm only joking. I'm not really Brian. No, I'm not Brian. I was only - It was a joke. I'm only pulling your leg! It's a joke! I'm not him! I'm just having you on! Put me back! Bloody Romans! Can't take a joke! |
| (^) Bottom Word Score |
| (FAVUS) JPON! |
| (WAGOO) glundwdwdwwwrr1 |
| (HICKS) heuhe |
| (JIM) HDL! |
| (FAVUS) dw kearnsball |
| (KREANS) it wasglorious |
| (FAVUS) you meanie |
| (KREANS) gohhhh |
| (BULMER) hullo |
| (HICKS) losser |
| (dw) I'm in a 'cyber-chat-cafe' |
| (HICKS) 'scoldmang |
| (dw) hehehehehehehe |
| (WAGOO) matrix2 |
| (HICKS) matrix3 |
| (HICKS) matrix4 |
| (HICKS) bumhole.mp4 |
| (HICKS) a scutter |
| (KREANS) suuuure |
| (HICKS) eleeven |
|
| User | Lines Total | WpL | LpL | Typical Quote | |
| 1 | HICKS | 36547 | 3 | 19 | "not sure. not much, i don't think" |
| 2 | WAGOO | 26533 | 4 | 22 | "hehe it's like 15 years old now" |
| 3 | dw | 17731 | 8 | 51 | "Quote 3470: <Wagoo> otherwise fannies look like an inside out womble" |
| 4 | smf | 4046 | 3 | 19 | "hehe just tested and it's alive!" |
| 5 | trumpet | 3909 | 8 | 43 | "Dreamwarper: <Zygotes> he still talks about the last one in that one." |
| 6 | FAVUS | 2414 | 3 | 16 | "and they should get one like that" |
| 7 | KREANS | 1895 | 3 | 18 | "hehe ok i will at half time" |
| 8 | MrPSB | 893 | 3 | 18 | "you just have to see a picture of one" |
| 9 | EDDOWES | 658 | 3 | 17 | "Yeah that’s really good man" |
| 10 | ZYGOTES | 634 | 3 | 16 | "sounds like scrap to me" |
| 11 | NETH | 563 | 4 | 20 | "yeah, but not for soda. go figure" |
| 12 | COLLARD | 356 | 5 | 30 | "and still have enough left over for my morning "tea"" |
| 13 | ALF | 350 | 2 | 14 | "hehe yes i will buy" |
| 14 | BULMER | 327 | 6 | 31 | "i'm doing a joke about the film about a bird you see :(" |
| 15 | ALSJMAN | 310 | 2 | 12 | "whats up hicks :]" |
| 16 | DRAX | 286 | 3 | 17 | "pretty cool shit" |
| 17 | JIM | 228 | 3 | 16 | "91p in actual money hehe" |
| 18 | ATAD | 144 | 2 | 11 | "NEW AVGN? OMGF" |
| 19 | alsjb0rt | 111 | 11 | 58 | "trumpet: Right the one where the fuck, you'll be sorry then!". Of course the inevitable happened and she is honest." |
| 20 | [hs]pitifularachnid | 50 | 3 | 16 | "how the fuck is this channel still going?" |
|
| Happies | Sads | Angries | Shocked and Confuseds | ||||
| User | Instances | User | Instances | User | Instances | User | Instances |
| HICKS | 629 | WAGOO | 190 | smf | 17 | WAGOO | 50 |
| "yah that sounds about right :)" | "there's never be a new warcraft :(" | "theirs is better tho >:\" | "that sounds fascinated dw dude.. o_O" | ||||
| WAGOO | 592 | dw | 129 | dw | 8 | dw | 21 |
| "not dared get a new box since :P" | "you'd lose your erection by the time you'd altavista'd enough naughty jpgs :(" | "he is like >:( and shes like i dunno what" | "Trying to it :o and just try that little bits of those labels are so im having to have i just 1 these days off her." | ||||
| dw | 253 | HICKS | 98 | WAGOO | 1 | smf | 13 |
| "Quote 1680: <Breadvan> what do you study ? <Kargo> Fucking Arms :P <Kargo> Erotism" | "must be a permissions error :(" | "not gonna be online anytime soon then >:[" | "as dragon ozzy or as tights girl? o_O" | ||||
| smf | 92 | smf | 46 | HICKS | 5 | ||
| "hehe kai's power tools? :P" | "no schematics though :(" | "O_O" | |||||
| DRAX | 47 | KREANS | 12 | KREANS | 2 | ||
| "biffos a funny fucker :)" | "yer but denmark lost :(((" | ":o" | |||||
| FAVUS | 22 | FAVUS | 6 | EDDOWES BULMER trumpet [hs]MartynHare SOL | 1 | ||
| "hey Johnnie Eddowes :D" | "its dead in the water now :(" | ||||||
| COLLARD | 17 | BULMER | 5 | ||||
| "< Lockheed_Martini> passable troll :)" | "i'm doing a joke about the film about a bird you see :(" | ||||||
| KREANS | 13 | NETH | 4 | ||||
| "and you rick :)" | ":(" | ||||||
| SOL | 12 | MrPSB COLLARD | 3 | ||||
| "anyways, home time.... have a good eveing peeps :)" | |||||||
| NETH | 9 | ATAD [hs]devttyUSB0 DRAX | 1 | ||||
| "the roll over zoom is helpful when it works :)" | |||||||
| [hs]devttyUSB0 | 7 | ||||||
| "yo Alsjman :)" | |||||||
| ATAD | 6 | ||||||
| "The Orville tonight :D" | |||||||
| ALSJMAN | 5 | ||||||
| "ok wh0re in da house :D" | |||||||
| ALF BULMER | 4 | ||||||
| JIM ZYGOTES [hs]spidget | 2 | ||||||
| GOATY trumpet | 1 | ||||||
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| Total Words | Unique Words | FILTH | |||
| dw | 157650 | dw | 23312 | [hs]pitifularachnid | 7.64% |
| HICKS | 137212 | WAGOO | 20231 | "infact s10 was shit" | |
| WAGOO | 111053 | HICKS | 16778 | GOATY | 4.09% |
| trumpet | 31537 | trumpet | 6303 | "if it’s not on apple music, fuck it" | |
| smf | 15330 | smf | 4195 | ZOBBSTER | 3.40% |
| FAVUS | 7964 | KREANS | 2869 | ""#bubblegun ppl fuck off too."" | |
| KREANS | 6570 | FAVUS | 2722 | JIM | 3.36% |
| MrPSB | 3089 | MrPSB | 1452 | "it was fucking epic food tho" | |
| NETH | 2308 | NETH | 1199 | alsjb0rt | 3.12% |
| EDDOWES | 2255 | EDDOWES | 1194 | "trumpet: You're used to living in the stick then rape her but i think i need a laugh? Step cunting daughter used to it is." | |
| COLLARD | 2115 | ZYGOTES | 1134 | KREANS | 3.10% |
| BULMER | 2005 | BULMER | 980 | "fucking cunt, whoever that is" | |
| ZYGOTES | 2000 | COLLARD | 906 | HICKS | 2.97% |
| alsjb0rt | 1248 | alsjb0rt | 737 | "fuck it, i'm getting superhot" | |
| ALF | 1018 | DRAX | 639 | MrPSB | 2.91% |
| DRAX | 1009 | ALF | 581 | "I'm not a fucking oligarch" | |
| ALSJMAN | 803 | JIM | 504 | DRAX | 2.77% |
| JIM | 773 | ALSJMAN | 415 | "biffos a funny fucker :)" | |
| ATAD | 327 | ATAD | 214 | trumpet | 2.71% |
| GOATY | 171 | GOATY | 147 | "Dreamwarper: I'll get it wagoo? Mrs got a week on the cunting niggers." | |
| [hs]shrek | 2.27% | ||||
| "fair fucks to you" | |||||
| ALF | 2.25% | ||||
| "im jetlagged to fuck" | |||||
| COLLARD | 1.93% | ||||
| "i really need to build a new one, mine is shit" | |||||
| ALSJMAN | 1.86% | ||||
| "my work in shity mess" | |||||
| FAVUS | 1.64% | ||||
| "lol those cocks are fake as fuck" | |||||
| ZYGOTES | 1.55% | ||||
| "when cafe's posessLL fuck me" | |||||
| WAGOO | 1.24% | ||||
| "fuck, I'm like 500 episodes behind" | |||||
| MANKO | 1.11% | ||||
| "Every shot of the drummer makes me think he's having a shit." | |||||
| EDDOWES | 1.06% | ||||
| "they have the best fucking snacks" | |||||
| dw | 1.00% | ||||
| "Quote 54: <UziLover> Jesus christ <UziLover> Is that his cock? <UziLover> Or scrote?" | |||||
|
| Harsh, Rough, Dom Daddies | Nasty, Naughty, Filthy Boys | ||
| User | Slapped | User | Got Slapped |
| dw | 64 | HICKS | 37 |
| "* dw replicates hicks a lovely fish burger. hicks sings 'I'm going to eat you little fishy! I'm going to eat you little fishy!! 'Cause I like eating fish!'" | "* WAGOO goes all inkjet and starts printing in black plus one and a half other unclogged colours and then halfway through scrunches up the page, stuffs it into his mouth and starts making klaargkgkarghnomnomgrarghle noises before hicks tries desperately to retrieve the stricken page and it's suddenly spat out across the channel with a pho-rip-pohhhh noise - HERE'S YOUR FUCKING PRINTOUT CHUMP" | ||
| WAGOO | 27 | WAGOO | 18 |
| "* WAGOO goes all inkjet and starts printing in black plus one and a half other unclogged colours and then halfway through scrunches up the page, stuffs it into his mouth and starts making klaargkgkarghnomnomgrarghle noises before hicks tries desperately to retrieve the stricken page and it's suddenly spat out across the channel with a pho-rip-pohhhh noise - HERE'S YOUR FUCKING PRINTOUT CHUMP" | "* WAGOO snaps his fingers | ||
| HICKS | 6 | dw | 15 |
| "* HICKS snaps his fingers | "* WAGOO hollows out a french stick and then ejaculates inside it until full, he then offers it to Dreamwarper, who accepts and bites into it with glee, semen spilling over and dribbling down his chin. Dreamwarper cackles in ecstasy and eats it all" | ||
| ALSJMAN | 5 | ATAD | 7 |
| "* ALSJMAN takes shotgun out from behind the desk and shoots Dreamwarper DIE!!" | "* dw swiftly splits open his gaping chasm of a mouth and devours the advent chocolate. (ATAD opens their door and gets a tired 50lb UNIX manual!)" | ||
| ZYGOTES | 4 | ZYGOTES BULMER | 4 |
| "* ZYGOTES shakes the 8ball... Neth, the 8-Ball says, "You won't like me anymore if I answer you"" | |||
| FAVUS MrPSB [hs]darksky [hs]guesser | 1 | FAVUS NETH ALSJMAN | 3 |
| cunts COLLARD smf GOATY | 2 | ||
| ALF MrPSB hb KREANS ZOBBSTER [hs]devttyUSB0 [hs]samiwvs DRAX | 1 | ||
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| Shiniest Boots | Sorest Bums | ||
| User | Times Kicked | User | Times Got Kicked |
| HICKS | 18 | HICKS | 9 |
| dw | 7 | dw | 7 |
| MrPSB | 1 | DIGISPY | 5 |
| WAGOO ATAD | 2 | ||
| KREANS SPAMMER_CUNT ALSJMAN | 1 | ||
|
| Nicks | Questions | SCREAMING | |||
| User | Instances | User | Lines | User | Letters |
| HICKS | 32 | NETH | 13.14% | ATAD | 16.12% |
| "PRIME-COLUMBIAN-QUIM-JUICE, MUNK, YA-FUCKIN-REPROBATE, hickss, FUCK-OFF-YOU-FAT-FUCK, WANKER-NIGEL, table, hickssss, hicks_, stop-the-car-and-fist-my-pussy, YOUR-PUSHY, GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, MY-BF-DOESN`T-LIKE-VAGINAS, WELL-BEEFY, BUN-SECTION, SoDisappointedByPineappleSpunk, FEESH, TANGY-SEX-PISS, hickssssssssssssssss, THAT-CUNT-DESTROYER-GUY, BRIANBRAIN, DO-YOU-GUYS-NOT-HAVE-ASSES, VECTORED-ARSE-PISSING-THRUST, VECTOR-THRUST-ARSE-PISS, NICE-MMKAY" | "sure you're not thinking of vodka?" | "MOHH OMLOMOHLMOHLOMUHUHUHO" | |||
| smf | 22 | [hs]shrek | 13.04% | MrPSB | 8.09% |
| "smffofts, The_Legend_of_Onan, Mike`Degrassi`Tyson, smf, ABBATH, THE-JEWPACABRA, TheWetNurse, ThisComputerIsNeverObsolete, FLOYD-THE-BARBARIAN, YOU`RE-A-LIZARD-HARRY, Floyd_the_Barber, CHRISTMAS_LIGHTS, Dick_Pound, Mourning_Prince_Eternally, HAIL-SATAN, RATT_POISON, XENU-WARRIOR-PRINCESS, CONAN-THE-BARBER, YourWickedUncleErnie, cocks, smifftop, smifftop_" | "And this was through drift racing? That's great" | "WE'RE SHORT BROTHERS NOW" | |||
| WAGOO | 20 | [hs]pitifularachnid | 12.00% | [hs]devttyUSB0 | 8.00% |
| "WAGOO, Wagoo, GiAnT-WATERFALL-CLEANER, THUNDERWIZARD, THE-FOG-OF-BLAKE, drongoo, GRAM-O-PHONE, BERLINGHOFF-RASMUSSEN, drongoo_, YUIMETAL-DEATH, LOFTUS-CHEEK, iWaggo, HE-STOLE-MY-BALLOONS, BARON-FLESQBERGS-PATTBURGERS, BARON-FLESQBERGS-PATTBURGERS_, drongoo__, Wagoo_, FUCKFACED-CUNTWIZZARD, Waghoul, drongoo___" | "u ever meet joe?" | "MEDAL OF HODOR!" | |||
| ALSJMAN | 13 | ALSJMAN | 9.67% | JIM | 5.61% |
| "Alsjman, ALSJMAN, _Alsjman, _Guest64039, Alsjman-" | "what's happen?" | "NICE DAY FOR FISHIN AINT IT!" | |||
| FAVUS | 12 | INFEY | 8.33% | ALF | 4.52% |
| "not-fav, FAVUS, favus, MrFavus, OhFuck, fav2, fav3, fav4, shite, fmibbit, fav" | "Pain?" | "HOW IS IT HALF ONE FFS" | |||
| EDDOWES | 8 | FAVUS | 6.83% | WAGOO | 4.03% |
| "UltraJeddowes, EDDOWES, Ten98, splee, Twenty18, The_Wrong_Tom_Scott, The_Correct_John_Eddowes, Whoops-a-Cockney" | "what's that supposed to mean?" | "DID YOU SEE THE BRIAN BLESSED ONE YET?" | |||
| KREANS [hs]samiwvs | 6 | dw | 6.38% | dw | 2.87% |
| "Quote 54: <UziLover> Jesus christ <UziLover> Is that his cock? <UziLover> Or scrote?" | "Joke 393: HOW CAN YOU TELL AN IRISHMAN ON A OIL RIG. HE,S THE ONE THROWING BREAD AT THE HELICOPTERS." | ||||
| ALF NETH COLLARD ZYGOTES | 5 | smf | 6.35% | GOATY | 2.53% |
| "muh, your apartment flooded?" | "and thought YOU FUCKING SNOOPING FUCK" | ||||
| dw ATAD JIM [hs]shrek | 4 | MANKO | 5.88% | KREANS | 2.29% |
| "Why didn't you send someone who can sing?" | "LET'S EAT GRANDMA MATE" | ||||
| BULMER INFEY | 3 | [hs]darksky [hs]guesser [hs]devttyUSB0 | 5.26% | FAVUS | 1.49% |
| "BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!" | |||||
| MrPSB MENTSKI ZOBBSTER [hs]darksky trumpet MANKO alsjb0rt [hs]devttyUSB0 [hs]Nekkoru [hs]fubar DRAX [hs]spidget | 2 | [hs]spidget | 5.00% | HICKS ZYGOTES | 1.23% |
| "any other recommended channels? i've got freenode and snoonet connections open too" | |||||
| ATAD | 4.86% | smf | 0.87% | ||
| "NEW AVGN? OMGF" | "he did THE NEXT FUCKING TURN tho" | ||||
| trumpet | 4.63% | BULMER | 0.82% | ||
| "YOUR-PUSHY: I'd still a kick word? I think you can still eat his lifesoup." | "HE'S INTERVIEWING HIMSELF DOING TWO VOICES" | ||||
| WAGOO | 4.61% | COLLARD | 0.69% | ||
| "you tried Broken Sword 5, dRaCzy?" | "XENU-WARRIOR-PRINCESS: <3" | ||||
| ZOBBSTER | 4.34% | ALSJMAN | 0.38% | ||
| "this channel still exists? Very well done lads" | "HICKS" | ||||
| HICKS | 4.08% | EDDOWES NETH | 0.09% | ||
| "is it over cilla black's face?" | |||||
| BULMER | 3.97% | ||||
| "someone else suggested it might've been belladonna??" | |||||
| MrPSB | 3.24% | ||||
| "stopped breathing?" | |||||
| KREANS | 2.79% | ||||
| "dw whats your favourite bird?" | |||||
| alsjb0rt | 2.70% | ||||
| "trumpet: You're used to living in the stick then rape her but i think i need a laugh? Step cunting daughter used to it is." | |||||
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