Stats for #digi@DALnet: 2017: 01/01

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2017: 01/01 - 12/31 (365 days)
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Topic	Set by	Date
MrPSB sucked off by Neil Tennant and feltched by Chris Lowe outside Samuel L Jackson's house until he shrivels up like a prune as mrbiffo watches and wanks	dw	Monday Jan 9 20:45:0 2017
nukem transported to alternate dimension at Van Halen concert outside Samuel L Jackson's house in Russia when invited on stage to takeover and lightning struck EVH's amp and electrified Pat's baggy trousers, last heard quipping "HAMMAR TIME!" and diving into waves of pig cops and strippers	dw	Thursday Jan 12 16:13:0 2017
░░▒▓░▒▓░▒▓░▒▓ HAPY BIRTHDAY FAVUS MANY HAPPY TURNDS ▓▒░▓▒░▓▒░▓▒░░	dw	Sunday Mar 19 1:11:0 2017
Insert new topic: here	FAVUS	Monday Mar 20 1:56:0 2017
PINK TROMBONE http://dood.al/pinktrombone/	dw	Wednesday Mar 22 18:5:0 2017
mushrooms are almost meat	HICKS	Wednesday Apr 26 0:33:0 2017
rangers are coming	HICKS	Saturday Apr 29 15:52:0 2017
Chris Cornell shot dead for making too much noise outside Samuel L Jackson's house	MrPSB	Thursday May 18 10:51:0 2017
Chris Cornell shot dead for making too much noise outside Samuel L Jackson's house while Roger Moore is smothered by Octopussy near Samuel L Jackson's swimming pool	WAGOO	Tuesday May 23 16:33:0 2017
Don't Go with Noaks outside Samuel L Jacksons house	FAVUS	Monday May 29 13:8:0 2017
ALEC GILROY DEAD AFTER TRAGIC MAVIS FISTING INCIDENT OUTSIDE SAMUEL L JACKSON'S HOUSE	MrPSB	Thursday Jun 1 14:53:0 2017
ALEC GILROY DEAD AFTER TRAGIC MAVIS FISTING INCIDENT OUTSIDE SAMUEL L JACKSON'S HOUSE / WELL MISS U WILLICE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj-4lECruLE	WAGOO	Monday Jun 5 19:40:0 2017
DIRTY SCOTTISH TORY BASTARDS	MrPSB	Friday Jun 9 15:43:0 2017
DIRTY SCOTTISH TORY BASTARDS (also Southport for fucks sake)	MrPSB	Friday Jun 9 15:54:0 2017
Batman shot dead by gun labelled "ANTI BATMAN GUN" outside Samuel L Jackson's clearly labelled house	MrPSB	Saturday Jun 10 19:59:0 2017
Batman shot dead by gun labelled "ANTI BATMAN GUN" outside Samuel L Jackson's clearly labelled house \| http://bit.ly/2veIKei	WAGOO	Thursday Jul 13 4:21:0 2017
Pudsey the dog shot dead outside Samuel L Jackson's house while doing that standing up thing he did, Mr Biffo arrested for murder	MrPSB	Friday Jul 21 18:51:0 2017
Bruce Forsyth shot dead outside Samuel L Jackson's house after playing his cards wrong	MrPSB	Friday Aug 18 20:45:0 2017
* Wagoo slurps some cock <A-FUCKING-WAY> my rectum was groaning in woolworths (feesh)	dw	Saturday Nov 4 10:43:0 2017
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Jan 14.83%	Feb 8.57%	Mar 9.08%	Apr 8.44%	May 10.02%	Jun 4.92%	Jul 5.49%	Aug 5.10%	Sep 5.02%	Oct 16.38%	Nov 5.03%	Dec 7.12%











1 2.34%	2 3.20%	3 1.93%	4 2.08%	5 2.90%	6 2.80%	7 2.80%	8 4.03%	9 2.33%	10 2.75%	11 2.75%	12 3.95%	13 3.98%	14 6.16%	15 3.25%	16 5.26%	17 3.07%	18 3.45%	19 3.97%	20 4.86%	21 4.42%	22 3.28%	23 2.06%	24 2.61%	25 2.65%	26 3.32%	27 3.67%	28 2.62%	29 2.02%	30 4.04%	31 1.47%

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SUNDAY 15.07%	MONDAY 12.45%	TUESDAY 9.90%	WEDNESDAY 9.66%	THURSDAY 17.92%	FRIDAY 17.38%	SATURDAY 17.66%

(^) Activity and Top Users by Time of Day

00:00 to 05:59 16361 18.09%						06:00 to 11:59 10071 11.13%						12:00 to 17:59 20828 23.03%						18:00 to 23:59 43198 47.75%










4983 5.51%	3191 3.53%	2845 3.15%	1707 1.89%	1494 1.65%	2141 2.37%	780 0.86%	831 0.92%	1059 1.17%	1621 1.79%	2822 3.12%	2958 3.27%	3183 3.52%	3248 3.59%	2620 2.90%	3165 3.50%	3869 4.28%	4743 5.24%	5806 6.42%	6511 7.20%	8908 9.85%	9660 10.68%	6816 7.53%	5497 6.08%
12 am	1 am	2 am	3 am	4 am	5 am	6 am	7 am	8 am	9 am	10 am	11 am	12 pm	1 pm	2 pm	3 pm	4 pm	5 pm	6 pm	7 pm	8 pm	9 pm	10 pm	11 pm
	User			Lines			User			Lines			User			Lines			User			Lines
1	WAGOO			6099		1	WAGOO			2752		1	HICKS			5352		1	WAGOO			12501
	"hehe yeah, best I've heard them sound"						"just don't pick a thumb-fight with one"						"not today they're not mate"						"hehe yeah I'm not paying that much"
2	smf			4864		2	dw			1942		2	WAGOO			5227		2	HICKS			10765
	"yeah like i said, cringy"						"Quote 2103: alfatek has quit (Quit: IM IN AMERICA NOW. HEHEHE ten98 is a fucking CUNT)"						"yeah it was 1 year ago hicks hehe"						"not quite as long but yeah"
3	dw			2281		3	HICKS			1802		3	dw			3490		3	dw			6094
	"Quote 3470: <Wagoo> otherwise fannies look like an inside out womble"						"Coincidence? I think not"						"Quote 3470: <Wagoo> otherwise fannies look like an inside out womble"						"Quote 3470: <Wagoo> otherwise fannies look like an inside out womble"
4	HICKS			1210		4	smf			1086		4	JIM			1812		4	smf			3253
	"hehe nice solo yeah"						"hehe hicks pretty good"						"its going up like fuck"						"hehe yeah i think i hear it now"
5	FAVUS			749		5	FAVUS			718		5	FAVUS			1726		5	FAVUS			3110
	"shouting "I AM NOT FROM HERE!!!!!!!!!!""						"GUESS WHO WAS JUST HERE..."						"I am not currently at work"						"No for adults, not a kids film"
6	ATAD			364		6	MrPSB			508		6	MrPSB			1301		6	JIM			2219
	"(yes I know it's not IRC COP)"						"I'm not going outside in it like"						"YOU'RE NOT THE GOD OF TRAINS THOUGH"						"and i think ill just buy shit"
7	BULMER			160		7	JIM			457		7	smf			503		7	MrPSB			1885
	"fuck. so that one's like... job insurance I guess"						"hehe alfa you apple shit"						"No, more like brownish"						"no we're just ignoring you"
8	MENTSKI			127		8	BULMER			232		8	BULMER			311		8	BULMER			904
	"and maybe get one out monday too"						"trouble is I still don't know how i got the one i got"						"well not gays, just the one gay. i liked his boyfriend"						"wait, fuck, nope. you can only change the day not the time"
9	ALF			83		9	ALF			196		9	NETH			215		9	ALF			546
	"haha yes wags"						"hehe day off"						"not familiar with them, but maybe we'll try to go :)"						"maybe more tbh"
10	MrPSB EDDOWES			64		10	NETH			40		10	ALF			147		10	EDDOWES			455
							"yeah, I remember that from working at Toshiba."						"i am NOT PLEASED"						"Like we wouldn't notice"
11	KREANS			37		11	ZYGOTES			24		11	GOATY			116		11	KREANS			359
	"dw get out of my brane mate"						"actually that's not true"						"that’s no good for wanking though"						"hehe yeah home feer"
12	JIM			17		12	EDDOWES			22		12	KREANS			80		12	MENTSKI			281
	"google vr is fucking epic"						"What's happening in this room?"						"good ingenuity imo"						"Kids who grew up with shit Sonic"
13	NETH			15		13	FLUFFY SEEEN			18		13	EDDOWES			48		13	ATAD			138
	"get consent and go for it man"												"that american gods is right good like"						"good times m8"
14	FLUFFY			10		14	KREANS			16		14	FLUFFY MENTSKI			24		14	NETH			89
	"Maybe you're still angry about the door"						"yesterday was good too"												"could be good. hope he's not too busy"
15	ZYGOTES			2		15	MENTSKI			7		15	ATAD			18		15	LYON			36
	"ok lamer question"						"I JUST WENT TO THE SHOP AND BOUGHT ICE CREAM"						"!bytes <!latin capital letter A with ogonek> <!latin capital letter sharp s> <!latin capital letter c with cedilla>"						"Ask Dalnet. I haven't done this for years."
16						16	GOATY			5		16	EDJE			11		16	FLUFFY			28
							"Saying you hate magic i like saying you hate music"						"dw quote nukem"						"Good work Dave"
17						17						17	ZYGOTES			4		17	ZYGOTES			23
													"samue'LL jackson"						"ok smell ya later"
18						18						18	COLLARD			2		18	ST3PH3N			12
													"OH HI"						"Do the malaysians still come in looking for help?"
19						19						19						19	COLLARD			11
																			"I LIKE DICKS SHOVED IN MY FACE doo dah"

(^) Top Words

	Word	Occurances	Top user	Users' %		Word	Occurances	Top user	Users' %		Word	Occurances	Top user	Users' %
1.	hehe	4394	ALF	3.72%	35.	new	1010	ZYGOTES	0.72%	69.	found	637	MENTSKI	0.22%
2.	like	3393	COLLARD	3.57%	36.	been	1002	ST3PH3N	2.98%	70.	because	631	LYON	0.50%
3.	not	3270	ALF	1.62%	37.	only	996	FLUFFY	0.91%	71.	mate	625	HICKS	0.77%
4.	one	2642	COLLARD	1.78%	38.	seen	973	SEEEN	37.50%	72.	man	624	KREANS	0.59%
5.	just	2552	LYON	2.00%	39.	see	952	SEEEN	6.25%	73.	could	621	LYON	1.00%
6.	about	1980	COLLARD	1.78%	40.	even	918	ZYGOTES	0.72%	74.	theres	611	EDDOWES	0.48%
7.	think	1961	ST3PH3N	1.49%	41.	were	911	ST3PH3N	1.49%	75.	video	607	LYON	0.50%
8.	out	1959	COLLARD	1.78%	42.	back	889	LYON	1.50%	76.	again	604	ST3PH3N	2.98%
9.	up	1920	EDJE	3.84%	43.	wagoo	856	ATAD	0.46%	77.	before	591	LYON	0.50%
10.	no	1899	GOATY	1.17%	44.	here	850	FLUFFY	0.91%	78.	make, teh	577		0.00%
11.	now	1799	COLLARD	1.78%	45.	something	841	ST3PH3N	1.49%	79.	does, want, down	573		0.00%
12.	yeah	1794	smf	1.46%	46.	right	829	ST3PH3N	1.49%	80.	conditions	570	dw	0.44%
13.	get	1773	ZYGOTES	1.45%	47.	would	828	GOATY	0.47%	81.	look	567	ALF	0.27%
14.	if	1752	BULMER	0.70%	48.	into	816	COLLARD	1.78%	82.	lol	565	ATAD	1.44%
15.	some	1657	ZYGOTES	2.18%	49.	bit	814	FLUFFY	0.91%	83.	any	564	LYON	0.50%
16.	got	1556	FLUFFY	1.37%	50.	we	810	BULMER	0.86%	84.	sure	559	NETH	0.37%
17.	quote	1537	EDJE	19.23%	51.	going	808	ST3PH3N	1.49%	85.	being	553	GOATY	0.23%
18.	last	1500	ST3PH3N	1.49%	52.	work	776	ZYGOTES	1.45%	86.	nice	552	NETH	0.44%
19.	good	1431	GOATY	1.41%	53.	should	765	LYON	0.50%	87.	night	548	dw	0.19%
20.	time	1354	ST3PH3N	2.98%	54.	need, maybe	749		0.00%	88.	big	544	LYON	1.00%
21.	muh, fucking	1327		0.00%	55.	their	740	ATAD	0.32%	89.	results	543	dw	0.12%
22.	still	1155	ST3PH3N	2.98%	56.	never	736	COLLARD	1.78%	90.	where	540	ZYGOTES	0.72%
23.	off	1112	ST3PH3N	1.49%	57.	though	729	COLLARD	1.78%	91.	days	539	NETH	0.25%
24.	more	1085	ZYGOTES	0.72%	58.	day	722	LYON	1.00%	92.	over	538	LYON	0.50%
25.	thing	1071	BULMER	0.52%	59.	first	720	ZYGOTES	0.72%	93.	mrpsb	537	dw	0.32%
26.	am	1065	COLLARD	3.57%	60.	old	693	FLUFFY	0.45%	94.	heh	535	HICKS	0.55%
27.	fuck	1058	COLLARD	3.57%	61.	why, rem	689		0.00%	95.	mph	526	dw	0.41%
28.	shit	1050	MENTSKI	1.21%	62.	who	684	NETH	0.37%	96.	pretty	516	FLUFFY	0.45%
29.	go	1022	LYON	1.50%	63.	ago	674	FLUFFY	0.45%	97.	watch	515	EDDOWES	0.26%
30.	well	1020	LYON	1.00%	64.	years	667	LYON	1.00%	98.	also	514	ALF	0.63%
31.	really	1018	EDDOWES	0.62%	65.	after	664	NETH	0.25%	99.	mean	511	LYON	0.50%
32.	oh	1016	COLLARD	3.57%	66.	other	661	ZYGOTES	0.72%
33.	know	1013	ST3PH3N	1.49%	67.	much, stuff	653		0.00%
34.	will	1012	ZYGOTES	0.72%	68.	hicks	651	FLUFFY	0.45%

(^) Top Quotes

(^) Top Typical
(most average sentences with the highest word scores)

(WAGOO) hehe we got tidied up about 13:30

(MrPSB) it's like I don't even need to think about iut

(WAGOO) I'm not sure if that's psychosomatic or not

(MrPSB) more like when it was broken and like 0.8meg up

(HICKS) i'm not a cunt like some people i work with

(WAGOO) hehe oh yeah, it cut a bit off of africa

(WAGOO) hehe it's noqing like fuck outside

(WAGOO) I got mine like 2-3 years ago now tho

(WAGOO) hehe speccy next up to 300k now

(HICKS) let's ignore the last one i've not seen

(HICKS) hehe that's a good thing though, right

(smf) (not that I know more than one song of theirs)

(WAGOO) out this YEAR, it's out like next weekend :)

(smf) hehe i was just gonna say it's very vamp-y

(WAGOO) hehe that's not the millennium bug, Bulmer

(WAGOO) hehe Dark Funeral, that's Abbath when he's like 12

(smf) i'm not sure where i like the pup switch

(ATAD) just get a mac, it'll "just work"

(smf) that's about the only lyrics i know off that one

(HICKS) that first one sure looks like an f50

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(MrPSB) PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS

(dw) <[Moss knocks on Jen's door] <Jen> Come in. <[Jen pretends to be talking to Denholm on the phone]> <Jen> Yeah, Denholm. Yeah, yeah, no n-n-n-no, no they've been fine so far. Yeah, I think we're going to get on great. [Winks at Moss and smiles] Yeah I know, alright then, no you take care, alright, yeah I will, yeah, okay take care, take care, okay bye, bye. <So, hello, what can I do you for... what can I do

(dw) hehe like you Cannot be fine young retired yeah, I just not the looks like your 'cool' like the riff on when you should be jew then finish not sure paedophilia rail have leaked and missed the past couple off flowers

(dw) for you? <Moss> Hallo. I was just wondering> do you want me to connect up your phone? <Jen> No n-n-n-n-n-n-no. It's working. Errm I was just talking to Denholm there. <[Moss picks up phone which clearly has no connections] <Moss> But how? <Jen> Would you mind, closing the door for me? <Moss> Oh yeah, sure. [Moss gets up and closes the door] <Jen> Yeah, from the other side. <Moss> Of course. Like this. [He opens the

(WAGOO) should eat it, for anyway I would not be needed anyway. If I were to eat more of her caviar, I would not be half a shirt. Wonderful humiliation, which could not be more beautiful. I was completely on the ground. Decreased. The session thus a complete success. Just what I needed. Lady Starlight then said goodbye after an hour and I have the rest in the course of the night. I am now looking forward

(dw) First off the turd was bigger than I expected, Much bigger considering I took a Big dump 2 days ago,I was Amused especially at a nuggety bit sticking to the side of the bowl. hehe it looked like a large prawn., I tried Flushing it normally first, But no way was that thing gonna go down without a fight. So I used a leg from the Xmas tree to attempt to attack it, 2nd Flush, Oh MY, It STILL did NOT go away,

(FAVUS) Well I've seen them do their stuff live, and I like it - for the most part... And the more the liberal lefties tell me its jumped the shark and its not any good anymore the more I shall watch it and enjoy it, even thought I don't really care about cars - but that aside James May is the best one (Hammond is a total wank) and his shows are great.... and Hammond is good on CBBC stuff - the kids

(dw) <David St. Hubbins> I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object. <Ian Faith> I really think you're just making much too big a thing out of it. <Derek Smalls> Making a big thing out

(hb) Quote 1387: <Nira> Mike, you'll understand these things better just around the time when your voice starts to get deeper and hair starts to grow down below || <^MrMike^> Nira: Who says that such a thing did not happen yet? You do not even know what I look like. || * Nira does have nightmares occasionally

(dw) Quote 2600: <hicks> i went for a piss and milan scored <EDJELY> go again and see if they score another one <hicks> maybe if i go for a wank they'll score a hat trick <hicks> only if i'm wearing a hat as i wank <hicks> but then i normally am <hicks> a top hat and a monacle like that peanut fellow <st3ph3n> i'm sure everyone wears a hat to wank

(dw) Joke 575: <edjeyly> moh "I like my women like I like my filesystems. FAT and 16." <edjeyly> also "I like my women like I like my whiskey. 12 years old and mixed up with coke."

(FAVUS) I was talking to an old freind of a group of old freinds i used to be friends with, the rumour was Linds and I got divorced because i cheated on her, and I was going out with Liz after who was part of the same group of friends, we split up and the rumour was going round we stopped going out because "i did the dirty" on her, I am not sure where I got this rep for cheating from, I have never cheated

(dw) <Lemmy> Apparently people don't like the truth, but I do like it; I like it because it upsets a lot of people. If you show them enough times that their arguments are bullshit, then maybe just once, one of them will say, 'Oh! Wait a minute — I was wrong.' I live for that happening. Rare, I assure you.

(dw) <Ripley> Well, someone's gonna have to go out there. Take a portable transmitter and patch in manually. <Hudson> Oh yeah, sure! With those things running around? You can count me out. <Hicks> Yeah I guess we can just count you out of everything, Hudson. <Hudson> That's right, man. <Bishop> (speaking under Hudson) I'll go. <Hudson> Hey, why don't you go, man!

(dw) Quote 807: <mysticgirl> I really enjoy designing websites and will continue to put good sites onto the internet. If you dont like any of my sites thats your opinion and I respect that but I have seen some terrible sites out there and I have seen some excerllent sites but if you contiune to learn the new technologies then your going to produce a good site.

(dw) it was on their old CMS so looks a bit gash now, but basically the contest was to come up with 10 songs to listen to in a merc because merc were running a promo like that on their website. Everyone came up with quotidian things like convertibles driving down the pacific coast highway with good music. But I picked the le mans car that back flipped twice, including the very famous trip into the trees with Peter Dumbreck at the wheel

(dw) <Chakotay> ...If Neelix has another Talent Night I hope you'll reprise it. <Captain_Janeway> Oh no, not until certain other people take their turn, the ship's first officer, for instance. <Chakotay> Me, get up in front of people and perform? I don't think so. <Captain_Janeway> Come on, Chakotay. There must be some talent you have that people would enjoy. Maybe I could stand with an apple on my head and you

(WAGOO) as it went. But the stench I did not get out. She amused herself amusingly and said she was much better now. She would have done well, would be clean and I would now be stinking and dirty to work. Life is so fair. We drove at the time at the Frankfurt airport. I left the train right at the first door. The people in front of the toilet were staring at me in horror. What a strange feeling. I hurried

(dw) Quote 3459: <Bulmer> Abby accidentally DROPPED the end of the hoover INTO THE TRAY OF TAPES <Bulmer> needless to say the engagement was almost cancelled when she pulled out an unspooled and nearly destroyed cassette! <Bulmer> it's me and a friend at age 12, basically doing schtick about how black people smell of shit <Bulmer> not even in an ironic way, it's just racism <Bulmer> hehe

(^) Bottom Word Score

(dw) mohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(BULMER) moho

(BULMER) perfection

(HICKS) scoxit

(WAGOO) whuhurrr

(WAGOO) keeble?

(KREANS) MATRON

(KREANS) raveup

(HICKS) aaah

(JIM) bhehe

(HICKS) i'm hypercritical

(WAGOO) orked for m

(MrPSB) mega-poo.jpg

(GOATY) DYSWIDT?

(WAGOO) yagi-san

(GOATY) wageuuu!

(WAGOO) matrix1

(WAGOO) matrix2

(GOATY) #goatfact

(dw) GUU!

(^) Top Users

	User	Lines Total	WpL	LpL	Typical Quote
1	WAGOO	26579	4	21	"Lord Buckethead got 249 hehe"
2	HICKS	19129	3	16	"not today they're not mate"
3	dw	13807	9	53	"Quote 3470: <Wagoo> otherwise fannies look like an inside out womble"
4	smf	9706	3	19	"hehe yeah i think i hear it now"
5	FAVUS	6303	3	18	"I am not currently at work"
6	JIM	4505	3	17	"i need some 4k porn now"
7	MrPSB	3758	3	18	"YOU'RE NOT THE GOD OF TRAINS THOUGH"
8	BULMER	1607	6	30	"well not gays, just the one gay. i liked his boyfriend"
9	ALF	972	2	12	"i am NOT PLEASED"
10	EDDOWES	589	3	19	"Like we wouldn't notice"
11	ATAD	521	2	15	"good times m8"
12	KREANS	492	3	16	"hehe yeah home feer"
13	MENTSKI	439	4	21	"and maybe get one out monday too"
14	NETH	359	4	22	"good thing you're not here, we're banning the muslims"
15	GOATY	121	3	17	"some are shit, some are good"
16	FLUFFY	80	2	13	"Guest50335: Muhh"
17	ZYGOTES	53	2	13	"samue'LL jackson"
18	LYON	36	5	27	"Ask Dalnet. I haven't done this for years."
19	SEEEN	18	1	8	"Dw seen sean"
20	COLLARD	13	4	21	"I LIKE DICKS SHOVED IN MY FACE doo dah"

(^) Emoticons

Happies		Sads		Angries		Shocked and Confuseds
User	Instances	User	Instances	User	Instances	User	Instances
WAGOO	927	WAGOO	265	smf	19	WAGOO	55
"flying cars and tablet shit's :)"		"shame there's no records :("		"that choke'n'stroking fuck >:("		"now it's french babbling o_O"
HICKS	356	dw	132	WAGOO	5	smf	19
"let's masturbate :)"		"you'd lose your erection by the time you'd altavista'd enough naughty jpgs :("		"ASCII better show up >:("		"time differences, oops :O"
dw	260	smf	123	BULMER	2	dw	11
"Joerg's YouTube Terrorism School (SARCASM OVERLOAD): Well, they started it. :)"		"nukem's fucking dead :("		"IT IS WEIRD that nukem is dead >:("		"Juliette did that with her little jap m8 the other week, and we were like BUT THERE'S SPARE DISPOSABLE ONES :o"
smf	184	HICKS	78			BULMER	5
"thanks dude, seriously :)"		"nice flowers wag :("				"but I am a massive spastic!! :O"
JIM	65	FAVUS	25			HICKS FAVUS	1
"78dollar pounds up atm :)"		"I have more work tomorrow :("
FAVUS	63	JIM	13
"Saul Goodman has arrived! :D"		"i am fully updated now :("
ATAD	22	MrPSB	12
"it works super well :D"		"Nukem is still dead :("
BULMER	18	FLUFFY	8
"no, we just stopped at some point and played video games :D"		"American healthcare :("
ALF KREANS GOATY	6	BULMER ATAD	5

NETH	2	ALF	4
"not familiar with them, but maybe we'll try to go :)"		"nope :( tbh im very busy with work/travel"
MrPSB	1	KREANS	3
":D"		"yer for my dead uncles quincy inquest :("
		GOATY EDDOWES	2

		ZYGOTES EDJE	1

(^) Vocabulary

Total Words		Unique Words		FILTH
dw	127608	dw	20645	COLLARD	8.92%
WAGOO	109012	WAGOO	18733	"pissing into condoms is the One True Pissing dw"
HICKS	60486	HICKS	10161	JIM	4.67%
smf	36768	smf	7578	"building all sorts of shit"
FAVUS	23937	FAVUS	5772	EDJE	3.84%
JIM	15853	JIM	4118	"fucked up"
MrPSB	13198	MrPSB	3964	GOATY	3.05%
BULMER	9720	BULMER	2895	"bet it was still shit though"
ALF	2522	EDDOWES	1258	MrPSB	3.02%
EDDOWES	2249	ALF	1156	"hehe fucking Boogie2988"
MENTSKI	1813	MENTSKI	1006	MENTSKI	2.92%
NETH	1587	KREANS	914	"Besides, I'm a yuk mouthed faggot"
ATAD	1518	NETH	909	HICKS	2.52%
KREANS	1509	ATAD	788	"it's just shitrix innit"
GOATY	425	GOATY	314	KREANS	2.05%
FLUFFY	218	FLUFFY	178	"that azeri fucker was creepy"
LYON	200	LYON	171	LYON	2.00%
ZYGOTES	137	ZYGOTES	127	"Has a.d. shit phase ended then?"
ST3PH3N	67	ST3PH3N	61	ALF	1.90%
COLLARD	56	COLLARD	48	"dw fucking sore"
				BULMER	1.69%
				"the fuck does that mean, dying ram or something?"
				EDDOWES	1.60%
				"fuck the fuck off ed sheeran"
				ST3PH3N	1.49%
				"I still thought you were taking the piss about nukem."
				FAVUS	1.38%
				"haha you are fuinny as fuck mate"
				smf	1.09%
				"i'm not fucking skwisgaar"
				dw	1.03%
				"[01:05] <Dreamwarper> cunts, Now Playing: Black Sabbath - Paranoid - Iron Man"
				WAGOO	0.97%
				"flying cars and tablet shit's :)"
				FLUFFY	0.91%
				"Well that's a pisser"
				ZYGOTES	0.72%
				"I enjoyed mister piss bee driving a train"
				NETH	0.50%
				"in the dark and being fed shit?"

(^) Spanky Spanky

Harsh, Rough, Dom Daddies		Nasty, Naughty, Filthy Boys
User	Slapped	User	Got Slapped
WAGOO	23	HICKS	10
"* WAGOO hollows out a french stick and then ejaculates inside it until full, he then offers it to gotes, who accepts and bites into it with glee, semen spilling over and dribbling down his chin. gotes cackles in ecstasy and eats it all"		" FAVUS hits hicks about the head with a "Wagoo isn't a click open terminal box" carrier bag"*
dw	13	WAGOO	7
" dw imagines nukem curled up on top of teh bakery cookers like a kitten"*		" WAGOO gives FREE-SEXY-BUGGERY a "Wagoo is not a Spaghetti Sauce" beanie baby"*
HICKS	3	dw	5
" HICKS pokes cunts suspiciously"*		" WAGOO slaps Dreamwarper around a bit with a large prawn"*
JIM MrPSB	2	ZYGOTES cunts ATAD	4

ALF FAVUS ZYGOTES	1	BULMER	3
		"* WAGOO hollows out a french stick and then ejaculates inside it until full, he then offers it to Bumler, who accepts and bites into it with glee, semen spilling over and dribbling down his chin. Bumler cackles in ecstasy and eats it all"
		ALF FAVUS NUKEM MrPSB smf DIGISPY	2

		hb	1
		" dw strips HoloBot of all clothes"*

(^) Ordnung

Shiniest Boots		Sorest Bums
User	Times Kicked	User	Times Got Kicked
HICKS	8	dw	5
WAGOO	2	HICKS	4
dw MENTSKI	1	WAGOO	2
		cunts	1

(^) Even More Bunk

Nicks		Questions		SCREAMING
User	Instances	User	Lines	User	Letters
FAVUS	38	LYON	16.66%	MrPSB	10.60%
"favu2, favII, fibbit, wooooo, ghfdghf, suvaf, ufavs, avfdus, favoo, URGH, favATwork, JUSTFUCKOFF, FaSUV, FUCKING-HICCOUGHS, fauvs, MERGH, Favwork, RETROVAGINAL-HERNIA, FAVii, Mondon, FavATeurovision, favooo, fav2, fav, not-fav"		"Just going bum bum bum ahh all day long? Easy!"		"YOU'RE NOT THE GOD OF TRAINS THOUGH"
WAGOO	36	NETH	15.04%	MENTSKI	8.73%
"JEFF-SPICOLI, Wagoo_, MROE-WAGGOS, SURFBOARD-FOOT-SIZED-MONSTER, THUNDERSTICK, Wagus, DONKEY-BRIAN, KLINGON-WORRIER, GHETTOBLASTER, FATHER-AND-MOTHER-I-LOVE-YOU, HANGER-Z7, BERLINGHOFF-RASMUSSEN, Wagoo-, I-HAVE-5632-SHADERS, BERLINGHOFF-RASMUSSEN_, SUTTER-CANE, I-AM-RADIOACTIVE, THE-DINOSAURS-ARE-JUST-HIDING, FUCKATHON-ME, CLASS-1-LASER-PRODUCT, EURONYMOUS, Waghoul, NIGHTMARE-HOTEL, SPECCY-FOUR-EYES, GiAnT-WATERFALL-CLEANER"		"women like the heat? I don't understand."		"I JUST WENT TO THE SHOP AND BOUGHT ICE CREAM"
JIM	23	GOATY	13.22%	COLLARD	7.97%
"Bill-Werbeniuk, JIM, JOE-ROGAN, MARGOT-ROBBIES-ACTUAL-ARSEHOLE, CHRISTS-CHIN, MAIN-LUNATIC, DELUXE-PAINT-IV, NUKE-THE-FRENCH, WAGOO-WILL-HELP-US, I-HAVE-2880-SHADERS, PUBLIC-MASTURBATOR-TRENCHCOAT, BUY-, FUCKING-MUMLESS-CUNTS, ravenous-sin-holes, NUDE-CHOCKY, ELEVEN-RAMS, OLEDDING-OLEDDER-FUCK-OFF, ROBIN-E-THE-H00D, PISS-FACE, BISHOP-MUZOREWA, I-HAVE-3840-SHADERS, DR-MARTINS-BOOTS, JIZZ-WAILER"		"maybe a prolapse?"		"I LIKE DICKS SHOVED IN MY FACE doo dah"
EDDOWES	13	EDJE ST3PH3N	8.33%	FLUFFY	7.81%
"Star_Trek, EDDOWES, The_Last_Internet, hassling-the-hof, Three16, Disgruntled_Muslim_Immigrant, JulianClary, R-Kelly_Sex_Cult_Member, `Gorgeous`_George_Lucas, Articles_of_Impeachment, The_Wrong_Tom_Scott, The_Wrong_Tom_Scott_, UltraJeddowes"				"I'm on TEH GOOGLE BUS"
ALF	12	dw	6.22%	JIM	6.42%
"AlphaTec_, AlphaTech, ALF, piss_jug, AlphaTe__, alphatech, alphie, alphatrech, alpahhahahahaha, alphahaha, alpahahaha, alphahahtech"		"Quote 2468: <favusick> first gays and now dolphins... whats next? <Bulmer> gingers"		"LYNN. THESE ARE SEX PEOPLE"
HICKS	11	smf	5.69%	ATAD	5.48%
"HICKS, FLANGE-SQUEAL, hicks, hickss, CHUNGUS, titbiscuits, YOU-YUK-MOUTH-FAGGOT, hicks_, SPACE-JOCKEY-316"		"dokken/def leppard i'd say?"		"THREE COLON ONE SIZX"
smf	9	FAVUS	5.50%	ALF	4.34%
"smf, smffofts, fonzie, ThisComputerIsNeverObsolete, TheWetNurse, Floyd_the_Barber, also_a_victim, ABBATH, RATT_POISON"		"25mph? t-shirt weather"		"i am NOT PLEASED"
BULMER	5	EDDOWES	5.09%	dw	2.62%
"BULMER, Bulmer, Bumler"		"What's happening in this room?"		"Quote 1196: <nukem> MAY YOUR RECTUM BE STRETCHED BY WILLIES THE SIZE OF NUCLEAR SUBMARINES"
dw KREANS MENTSKI	4	WAGOO	4.57%	WAGOO	2.46%
		"isn't portnoy in every band???"		"hehe FAMOUSLY HUGE TURDS"
ZYGOTES MrPSB GOATY FLUFFY NETH COLLARD ATAD	3	BULMER	4.54%	FAVUS	2.24%
		"they make you do aptitude tests? that seems a bit sarky"		"GUESS WHO WAS JUST HERE..."
NUKEM [hs]t4nk ST3PH3N	2	ATAD	4.41%	GOATY	1.87%
		"anyone here and bored?"		"FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNTS"
		JIM	3.86%	smf	1.47%
		"nudes been haxx0red?"		"YOU"RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE YOU KNOW"
		ZYGOTES	3.77%	KREANS	1.43%
		"will it be produced by disney?"		"INFLATABLE JEW HAMMER"
		FLUFFY	3.75%	SEEEN	0.67%
		"How'r goat?"		"Dw!"
		HICKS	3.65%	HICKS	0.63%
		"they're jammy though innit?"		"and GET TO ZE CHOPPPAAAAA"
		KREANS	2.84%	BULMER	0.57%
		"are israel leaving the ebu?"		"MEANING I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE LEFT THE PC ON AND RISKED IT"
		MENTSKI	2.50%	EDDOWES	0.33%
		"Is this dcc send working?"		"There’s NEW KLINGONGS"
		MrPSB	1.54%	NETH	0.27%
		"you manage service desk?"		"SORRY YOU AM RUSSIA TOO"
		ALF	1.13%
		"dell still exist?"

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