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2015: 01/01 - 12/31 (365 days)
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"No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away..." Said Terry Pratchett ouside Samuel L Jackson's houseFAVUSThursday Mar 12 21:16:0 2015
HAPPY CALIGULA ASCENSION DAY  | "No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away..." Said Terry Pratchett ouside Samuel L Jackson's houseWAGOOWednesday Mar 18 7:57:0 2015
HAPPY EURONYMOUS DAY  | "No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away..." Said Terry Pratchett ouside Samuel L Jackson's houseWAGOOSunday Mar 22 2:56:0 2015
HAPPY HICKS GOT ENGAGED DAY  | "No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away..." Said Terry Pratchett ouside Samuel L Jackson's houseWAGOOMonday Mar 23 11:36:0 2015
#digi welcomes Steve Vai but secretly thinks Joe Satriani was better | "No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away..." Said Terry Pratchett ouside Samuel L Jackson's house | http://i.imgur.com/CvzCTV1.gifvMrPSBFriday Apr 10 17:46:0 2015
HAHS GTA KRU http://rsg.ms/261cdae | #digi welcomes Steve Vai but secretly thinks Joe Satriani was better | "No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away..." Said Terry Pratchett ouside Samuel L Jackson's house | PSB FREE FOR: 1 DAYSNUKEMMonday Apr 20 20:9:0 2015
YEOMAN RAND SHAGGED THE CAPTAIN IN SAMUEL L JACKSONS READY ROOM | HAHS GTA KRU http://rsg.ms/261cdae | PSB FREE FOR: 7 DAYSNUKEMMonday May 4 7:52:0 2015
YEOMAN RAND SHAGGED THE CAPTAIN IN SAMUEL L JACKSONS READY ROOM | HAHS GTA KRU http://rsg.ms/261cdae | PSB FREE FOR: NO DAYSMrPSBFriday May 22 19:42:0 2015
PSB FREE FOR MOST THAN ONE MINUTE HICKSFriday May 22 23:53:0 2015
welcome oriental's | PSB FREE FOR 3 DAYSNUKEMTuesday May 26 20:9:0 2015
welcome oriental's | PSB FREE FOR 0 DAYSMrPSBFriday May 29 13:45:0 2015
éHICKSSaturday Aug 15 22:1:0 2015
HIGHLY GAY CONVERSATIONS dwWednesday Sep 2 23:28:0 2015
▌▌ / ✈ ҉▌▌ / ▄ ▌ / ▄▌ / ▄ ✈ ҉▌ / ▄ ▄ - Happy 11/9!!!FAVUSFriday Sep 11 1:54:0 2015
NOT FOR USE BY WIMPS. NOT TO BE USED BY ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR THE UNDEDICATED AND/OR WEAK-HEARTED.MrPSBSunday Sep 13 13:38:0 2015
Warren Mitchel shouting "BLOODY COONS!" outside Samuel L Jacksons houseFAVUSSaturday Nov 14 12:59:0 2015
ⓟⓔⓝⓘⓢHICKSSaturday Nov 21 19:6:0 2015
ⓟⓔⓝⓤⓢHICKSSaturday Nov 21 19:6:0 2015
HAPPY WORLD AIDS DAY FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WITH THE AIDSFAVUSTuesday Dec 1 13:18:0 2015
Lemmy shot dead outside Samuel L Jackson's house when the actor misunderstood him singing 'Ace of Spades'FAVUSTuesday Dec 29 2:44:0 2015

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14.35%
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Apr
8.87%
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7.49%
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16.08%
MONDAY
14.08%
TUESDAY
11.89%
WEDNESDAY
11.44%
THURSDAY
14.06%
FRIDAY
15.35%
SATURDAY
17.11%

(^) Activity and Top Users by Time of Day
00:00 to 05:59
45529
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06:00 to 11:59
30990
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12:00 to 17:59
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 UserLines UserLines UserLines UserLines
1 WAGOO135411 HICKS54891 HICKS198601 WAGOO29946
"hehe it's just like new robocop""like gta3 used to do hehe""hehe at the bottom one wag""hehe no, I'm just pulling his tonk"
2 dw78652 WAGOO51522 WAGOO142732 HICKS29684
"Quote 2863: <Bulmer> actually i'm not far removed from the paralympics in real life""hehe I forgot about that 64x thing""hehe naw.. big cats are just cats""i'm not gonna fuck you mate"
3 LEWISQ52513 FAVUS45723 dw108023 dw19270
"Wagoo, NOT a sonic duvet""lol no, not goldthorpe...""<hicks> with the tip of my dick an inch from her left eye, then bellow like i've just been shot""Quote 276: <Hicks> Nightly wank? <Hicks> Man I need to do it, like, 4 times a day"
4 HICKS36374 dw44044 FAVUS98244 LEWISQ12207
"hehe yeah you should have wag""Quote 1009: <str0be> crash now in pensylvania <zygotes> I hope Dracula is ok!""hehe glad i am not out in that""hahsball murder wagoo"
5 smf34445 MrPSB17855 JIM39655 FAVUS7894
"hehe yeah absolutely""LIKE SPUNKING WITH A WILLY?""i would be silly NOT to get one""Right I am worried now..."
6 KREANS33456 ALF15916 LEWISQ39276 BULMER6777
"hehe kilt cricket""ham ham ham ham""wagoo style monitor rig??""they're not even pretending not to be bellends there"
7 BULMER23537 [hs]tekno15537 MrPSB31757 smf6695
"at least i've got one of those internet screens now""now i am disabled""imgur not favu`s logo`s"""no no no yeah" indeed"
8 FAVUS17948 JIM14348 BULMER18538 EDDOWES4035
"looks like i am not alone""all forms of aa look like shit to me""If it was you, what would you do now to check if the computer's about to be fucked or not""I do like them! Who told you I didn't like boobs??"
9 ZYGOTES10359 LEWISQ12679 EDDOWES17849 MrPSB3481
"and like making money""Wagoo is just getting over one""like some kind of cunt""just for not going to work"
10 MENTSKI57510 BULMER85510 ALF165010 KREANS3390
"the fucking side effects""looks like i'm not the only one either""hehe great""lewis fuck off mate"
11 NUKEM55511 NUKEM65611 KREANS151011 JIM2620
"we're all filth here""he's not a footbalist""hehe stop the presses""i got about 10 mins into one"
12 JIM31312 KREANS43412 NUKEM97112 NUKEM1770
"some UAC shit occured""like lizards and shit""i truly am filth""FILTH FILTH FILTH"
13 [hs]tekno30913 EDDOWES39513 smf72913 ALF1376
"not a good idea mate""Feels like forever""hehe looks like a face too""its not that important"
14 MrPSB29214 MIKEJ26914 MIKEJ69214 MIKEJ1038
"it seemed like a good fit""like hi de hi or one of its derivatives""I definitely will not get a PC""I had a really good Mr Burns one"
15 FLUFFY24815 FLUFFY24415 [hs]tekno50115 ZYGOTES770
"ELITE muhh""Just wank off over them""i am not a know it all mate, just learning :)""I'd like more futurama"
16 BEN12116 smf20116 MENTSKI36316 MENTSKI612
"yeah, how long has it been since Max was around?""hehe yeah very jakeish""Tony Wanks more like.""I just got namechecked by Haze, hehe"
17 EDDOWES7317 ZYGOTES8617 NETH17617 FLUFFY456
"Yeah well I still like it""looks like bob dylan""that sounds like it would be terrible.""Muhh hicks"
18 [hs]randomguy5818 MENTSKI8318 BEN12518 [hs]tekno327
"!seen ass""Fucking ruins it for me""ok, tobin, any last words?""well not good, but good"
19 ALF3619 [hs]Stackattack2719 ZILTERS11419 NETH201
"hehe well that didnt work""Yeah, I'm a bit late to the party. I did read Digi in the 90s though""though not for quite as long""yeah these are like $20 USD cheap"
20 COLLARD2420 GOATY BEN1520 [hs]higgs7720 ZILTERS100
"laura queenofcats yeah""people look so sick at work""hahaha good one wagoo"

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1.hehe10898ALF3.01%35.go2999M-A-M0.99%69.does1863[hs]t4nk1.36%
2.like9716[hs]planetZ6.25%36.shit2971[hs]randomguy2.83%70.much1853YUKI-ALITA1.17%
3.not9449GOSSI2.77%37.last2889M-A-M0.49%71.day1837[hs]planetZ6.25%
4.just7369[hs]planetZ6.25%38.more2856DIGISPY5.55%72.want1817[hs]Stackattack0.50%
5.one7160GOSSI2.77%39.see2845INFEY0.66%73.where1798[hs]Stackattack1.00%
6.no6668EDJE33.33%40.were2814ZILTERS0.61%74.after, make17950.00%
7.now6063BEN0.81%41.thing2798GOSSI2.77%75.other1788ZILTERS0.36%
8.about5946GOSSI2.77%42.new2772MIKEJ0.44%76.game1783JIM0.34%
9.up5669SEEEN4.08%43.we2725BULMER0.63%77.down, looks17690.00%
10.if5473[hs]t4nk2.05%44.really2714GOSSI2.77%78.found1763dw0.30%
11.out5431SEEEN2.04%45.been2712COLLARD0.67%79.old1706TANE4.00%
12.get5300NETH0.97%46.who2595SEEEN2.04%80.being1699COLLARD0.67%
13.think4623YUKI-ALITA1.17%47.going2426COLLARD2.02%81.again1697GOSSI2.77%
14.fucking4539SEEEN2.04%48.back2409GOATY0.83%82.any, results16860.00%
15.some4506TANE4.00%49.even2377M-A-M0.99%83.look1678SEEEN2.04%
16.yeah4467[hs]t0tti8.33%50.bit2340[hs]Stackattack0.50%84.use1667[hs]t4nk2.73%
17.got4075ZILTERS1.10%51.here2317YUKI-ALITA1.17%85.mate1647[hs]randomguy4.71%
18.quote3977dw0.72%52.why2287[hs]Stackattack0.50%86.nice1633YUKI-ALITA1.17%
19.wagoo3840DIGISPY5.55%53.need2262M-A-M0.49%87.theres1605NETH0.36%
20.good3750[hs]planetZ6.25%54.right2223[hs]t4nk0.68%88.over1591GOSSI2.77%
21.well3749SEEEN2.04%55.something2192[hs]randomguy0.94%89.also1550TANE4.00%
22.muh3695GOSSI5.55%56.into2179[hs]t4nk1.36%90.pretty1547YUKI-ALITA1.17%
23.fuck3688GOSSI2.77%57.their2123MIKEJ0.25%91.might1539INFEY0.33%
24.am3468M-A-M1.48%58.should2112ZILTERS0.61%92.ago1516BEN0.51%
25.off3405YUKI-ALITA1.17%59.because2107MrPSB0.55%93.dreamwarper1504DIGISPY5.55%
26.time3346SEEEN4.08%60.work2095[hs]higgs0.68%94.favus1500TANE4.00%
27.will3345COLLARD1.01%61.never2054SEEEN2.04%95.watch1491COLLARD0.33%
28.hicks3237[hs]randomguy6.60%62.could2005ZILTERS0.49%96.doesnt1488YUKI-ALITA3.52%
29.know3125GOSSI5.55%63.maybe2002GOSSI2.77%97.actually1474COLLARD0.67%
30.only3079TANE4.00%64.first1995smf0.25%98.big, years14730.00%
31.oh3049[hs]Stackattack3.00%65.seen1950[hs]randomguy5.66%99.before1459ZILTERS0.36%
32.would3014YUKI-ALITA1.17%66.man1938[hs]tekno0.84%
33.bulmer3005MrPSB1.84%67.yes1897[hs]t4nk2.05%
34.still3001YUKI-ALITA2.35%68.though1872[hs]Stackattack1.50%

(^) Top Quotes
(^) Top Typical
(most average sentences with the highest word scores)
(dw) does your wee one like it favus2k16?
(FAVUS) thought it was made up, clearly not...
(WAGOO) a decent one costs about £500 here
(HICKS) just, you've asked that like 5 times
(KREANS) like some sort of 20s rave, but shit
(FAVUS) Bognor what?! no.. that sounds like Wales
(dw) hashball willy up as we're now :->
(WAGOO) hehe brack mirror 3x01 was good
(WAGOO) hehe yer, see - different hat :)
(FAVUS) Mentski doesn't really like me...
(WAGOO) although if there's no diff.. :P
(FAVUS) it's like Talking Cock all over again...
(WAGOO) listen to W.A.S.P. FUCK LIKE A BEAST
(HICKS) dw that's true, he's not been convicted yet
(WAGOO) hehe even the solo is 80's-as-fuck
(HICKS) meh it's not liking doing 64 bit vms
(WAGOO) so they'd be more like er... roombas
(smf) my voice broke at like, 19 or something
(dw) <caek-^> who I like to contemplate
(dw) <nukem> i'm not getting anything
(^) Top Word Score
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(JIM) AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM
(JIM) I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I
(JIM) A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A
(JIM) FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A
(JIM) I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A
(JIM) > I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM
(JIM) FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I AM A FISH I
(JIM) A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH> I AM A FISH>
(dw) <Breadvan> dw rem 1 <@Wagoo> REM YES REM REM PISSING REM REM ARSEBURN REM REM REM REM REM REM REM REM BIKE RME REM REM REM REM RAID REM REM REM REM REM REM REM REM? STENCH> REM REM ARSE REM REM REM FOOD< FLU REM REM REM YES REM REM REM RME RME RME REM REM REM REM REM REM REM REM REM REM REM REM REM REM REM REM REM REM REM aboot 2PM REM REM HOME HEHE WOHOO REM REM REM REM REM REM REM LEETNESS RME REM REM REM ARS REM REM ADDD REM REM OTTAR? REM REM
(dw) Mon Dec 05 04:37:29 2005: <Dreamwarper> Quote 2133: <mrg0at> if a fat virgin money owing trolling cunt sat next to you in apub just being deliberately contrary for teh sake of it, what would you do? exactly. we all know he would get barred if it was a pub. so use teh power you haveand ignore teh cunt. i like peanuts ' no peanuts are shit' i like beer ' no beer is shit' i like sex ' i am afraid i am unqualififed to dicuss that'.
(WAGOO) THATS FUCKING HATS!!THATS FUCKING HATS!!THATS FUCKING HATS!!THATS FUCKING HATS!!THATS FUCKING HATS!!THATS FUCKING HATS!!THATS FUCKING HATS!!THATS FUCKING HATS!!THATS FUCKING HATS!!THATS FUCKING HATS!!THATS FUCKING HATS!!THATS FUCKING HATS!!THATS FUCKING HATS!!THATS FUCKING HATS!!THATS FUCKING HATS!!THATS FUCKING HATS!!THATS FUCKING HATS!!THATS FUCKING HATS!!THATS FUCKING HATS!!THATS FUCKING HATS!!THATS FUCKING HATS!!THATS FUCKING HATS!!THATS FUCKING HATS!!TH
(HICKS) THATS FUCKING FUCK OFF STEAM!!THATS FUCKING FUCK OFF STEAM!!THATS FUCKING FUCK OFF STEAM!!THATS FUCKING FUCK OFF STEAM!!THATS FUCKING FUCK OFF STEAM!!THATS FUCKING FUCK OFF STEAM!!THATS FUCKING FUCK OFF STEAM!!THATS FUCKING FUCK OFF STEAM!!THATS FUCKING FUCK OFF STEAM!!
(WAGOO) S CUNTING CUNTING FUCKING CUNT FUKKE I FUCKED ITS FUCKING MIUM}!!THATS FUCKING HA THAT SHOULD FUCK THE FUCKING CUNT UP FUCKING SET IT TO NETWORK CUNTING WONT FIND SHIT FUCKINT THEN WILL IT FUCKING MUMLESS CUNTING CUNTING FUCKING CUNT FUKKE I FUCKED ITS FUCKING MIUM}!!THATS FUCKING HA THAT SHOULD FUCK THE FUCKING CUNT UP FUCKING SET IT TO NETWORK CUNTING WONT FIND SHIT FUCKINT THEN WILL IT FUCKING
(FAVUS) "Might be getting a new office a shinny one just for us if I can afford may not be right off but would like you as a perm part of the furniture somewere down the line recon you could offer a massive part in the team. Don't want to get hopes up and you may already have something at the time but just to let you know how I am looking for the future of the business ... "
(dw) Fri Jan 09 21:37:28 2004: <Buml0r> she had one well paid one and one really well paid one. the not so well paid one she was dropped from and everyone at the company went "WHA?" and so she was offered a new one straightaway, though it doesn't start until april or something. meanwhile she has the existing, really well paid one
(dw) Recent tracks for hicks: Meshuggah - Combustion | Lamb of God - Redneck (Album Version) | Faith No More - Crack Hitler | Faith No More - A Small Victory | Faith No More - Be Aggressive | Faith No More - Kindergarten | Faith No More - Malpractice | Faith No More - Everything's Ruined | Faith No More - Smaller and Smaller | Faith No More - RV | Faith No More - Midlife Crisis
(dw) [15:37] <Dreamwarper> Quote 2963: <nukem> JRR TOLKIEN INVENTED ELVISH <nukem> HOW DID HE PRODUCE OFFSPRING <nukem> HEY JRR WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY VAGINA <nukem> FUCK OFF I'M INVENTING A LANGUAGE FOR DWARVES <nukem> NO TIME FOR SEX HERE <nukem> ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL <nukem> I"M MAKING NORSE MYTHOLOGY MORE ACCESSIBLE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T LEAVE THEIR HOUSES <nukem> ONE DAY A FAT FUCK FROM NEW ZEALAND WILL MAKE IT INTO UNBEARABLY LONG FILLUMS
(dw) Quote 2963: <nukem> JRR TOLKIEN INVENTED ELVISH <nukem> HOW DID HE PRODUCE OFFSPRING <nukem> HEY JRR WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY VAGINA <nukem> FUCK OFF I'M INVENTING A LANGUAGE FOR DWARVES <nukem> NO TIME FOR SEX HERE <nukem> ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL <nukem> I"M MAKING NORSE MYTHOLOGY MORE ACCESSIBLE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T LEAVE THEIR HOUSES <nukem> ONE DAY A FAT FUCK FROM NEW ZEALAND WILL MAKE IT INTO UNBEARABLY LONG FILLUMS
(dw) matrix1: <Neo> What are you doing? <Trinity> I'm going with you. <Neo> No you're not. <Trinity> No? Let me tell you what I believe. I believe that Morpheus means more to me than he does to you. I believe if you are really serious about rescuing him, you are going to need my help. And since I am the ranking officer on this ship, if you don't like it... I believe you can go to hell. Because you're not going anywhere
(^) Bottom Word Score
(WAGOO) from the hilltop
(HICKS) klihhhhhh
(smf) you...religous...ist
(smf) *bon-n-n-n-ng*
(MrPSB) BUELLER
(WAGOO) Q is the limeyest
(HICKS) or ctrl-esc
(LEWISQ) I was...19
(BULMER) wet...something
(WAGOO) E:\wagoo\mirc\
(LEWISQ) norkem :D
(WAGOO) unrike you
(NUKEM) shitewagon
(dw) for masochists
(NUKEM) youknow him
(HICKS) WAGGOOOOOOOOO
(dw) gezundheit
(BULMER) kyle_mom_.rm
(ALF) riahr'd
(dw) rofg

(^) Top Users
 UserLines TotalWpLLpLTypical Quote
1WAGOO62912321"hehe it's just like new robocop"
2HICKS58670316"hehe yah looks like it"
3dw42341847"i like Jim not so you ON your card i've ever go out now I'm such a puzzle now 13 years later"
4FAVUS24084318"erm no, not all, about half"
5LEWISQ22652319"hahsball murder wagoo"
6BULMER11838528"they're not even pretending not to be bellends there"
7smf11069318""no no no yeah" indeed"
8MrPSB8733317"imgur not favu`s logo`s"
9KREANS8679215"like lizards and shit"
10JIM8332319"i would be silly NOT to get one"
11EDDOWES6287316"Yeah well I still like it"
12ALF4653212"ham ham ham ham"
13NUKEM3952213"FILTH FILTH FILTH!!!!"
14[hs]tekno2690214"not a good idea mate"
15MIKEJ1999422"I definitely will not get a PC"
16ZYGOTES1965215"and like making money"
17MENTSKI1633317"like a blue ball bitch more like"
18FLUFFY1014215"Muhh hicks"
19NETH384421"we get lots of milk day here in ATL"
20BEN353320"FYI: Tobin_ebooks is not OLD TOBIN."

(^) Emoticons
HappiesSadsAngriesShocked and Confuseds
UserInstancesUserInstancesUserInstancesUserInstances
WAGOO2610WAGOO711LEWISQ161WAGOO94
"urm.. parallel processing :>""fairy bloom freesia didn't work :[""STILL no WagooCam >:(""other guy's'll be shooting her up!! :o"
LEWISQ1681dw262WAGOO38BULMER56
"good Tucker-based nick :D""zyogTeS favZZzzzz (~me@185.6.153.233) has no fruit juice left :(""KAWASAKI/NAGASAKI though >:(""capaldi's not leaving already is it? :o"
HICKS764HICKS256smf29dw40
"troll harder buddy :)""turkey mince is shite :(""casual papa again >:(""it's pancake day? fuck, it's pancake day? is it p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pancake day? :o"
dw747LEWISQ204dw16HICKS37
"I'll be able to upgrade that machine to 2x 6-core istanbul opterons next year or so :)""food poisonings maybe :(""lol she doesn't find boot files were indestructible >:(""what happened at 5pm tho :o"
[hs]tekno424smf171BULMER13smf33
"cranberry juice :)""second bottle's done :(""we BOUGHT ME some NEW SHOES >:|""8 minutes till :OOOO"
FAVUS215FAVUS125EDDOWES2KREANS5
"aint no think brother :D""fucking neighbours :((("">:(""o_O"
JIM200BULMER53  JIM4
"im not bothered about that tho :)""nobody felt me up yesterday though :(" "o_O"
smf191JIM49  FAVUS EDDOWES [hs]higgs1
"three weeks to hannibal! :D""he belongs at liverpool tho :(" 
BULMER114KREANS31    
"yeah mikej, i finally passed last week :D""bad news for celtic :("  
KREANS39FLUFFY25    
":DDDDDDD""Two more weeks here :("  
ALF32EDDOWES16    
"hey Carey99 :)""The Mosquitos are attacking :("  
BEN25MrPSB ALF15    
"OK, so not too much better. :P"  
FLUFFY12[hs]tekno11    
"Line up the Februaries :)))""poor winamp :("  
EDDOWES6NUKEM8    
":))"":("  
MrPSB [hs]planetZ3[hs]randomguy3    
":("  
[hs]higgs NETH2[hs]higgs2    
"it's now my fault :( it does it by itself"  
NUKEM ZYGOTES [hs]t4nk1MIKEJ ZYGOTES ZILTERS BEN1    
  

(^) Vocabulary
Total WordsUnique WordsFILTH
dw350164dw39080[hs]randomguy6.60%
WAGOO237479WAGOO31944"!seen cunt"
HICKS182850HICKS20299KREANS4.66%
FAVUS88055LEWISQ14174"they're fucking morlocks"
LEWISQ76344FAVUS13215MrPSB4.26%
BULMER65552BULMER10546"now I'm playing rape.wav"
smf39080smf8320SEEEN4.08%
JIM31419KREANS6798"i'm not fucking ten98 you cunt"
MrPSB28931JIM6656JIM3.31%
KREANS24721MrPSB6391"i have eaten a fuckload of grapes"
EDDOWES20232EDDOWES6033LEWISQ3.09%
ALF11990ALF3641"what's so funny, fuckhead"
NUKEM9940NUKEM3616GOSSI2.77%
MIKEJ8600MIKEJ3159"disclaimer: I don't know fuck all about football"
[hs]tekno7726[hs]tekno2741COLLARD2.69%
ZYGOTES5743ZYGOTES2476"cunty titwanks"
MENTSKI5557MENTSKI2412ZILTERS2.57%
FLUFFY2889FLUFFY1434"hah that looks budget as fuck"
NETH1633NETH958HICKS YUKI-ALITA2.35%
BEN1353BEN710
    MENTSKI1.94%
    "I'll draw a cock anywhere"
    NUKEM1.82%
    "i should fuck off"
    ZYGOTES1.67%
    "a complete shithole?"
    EDDOWES M-A-M1.48%
    
    FAVUS1.42%
    "moving old shit about..."
    ALF1.40%
    "and cock's aplenty"
    MIKEJ1.39%
    "and fucking up the fucking women"
    [hs]higgs1.37%
    "my wwut in her fanny pleae"
    FLUFFY1.31%
    "What the fuck is talkingball"
    dw1.24%
    "Quote 927: <AlfaTek> I want to fuck CHRIS "LONG" <AlfaTek> BECAUSE HES LONG"

(^) Spanky Spanky
Harsh, Rough, Dom DaddiesNasty, Naughty, Filthy Boys
UserSlappedUserGot Slapped
dw84WAGOO71
"* dw teases out of MrPSB a tall slim glass of raspberry milk. He hands it to hicks' prick and deftly pops two bendy straws into the foaming yummyness. hicks' prick savours it, the noisy rasping sound of the dregs being vacuumed up bring a smile to zygoTeS's face""* WAGOO gives CLUELESS-EGG-CUNT a "Wagoo is not a Spaghetti Sauce", Quake CD. Including zombies wearing "Wagoo is not a Spaghetti Sauce" T-Shirts, and a new weapon called "Not Wagoo" that fires spaghetti sauce at high velocity."
WAGOO71HICKS55
"* WAGOO goes all inkjet and starts printing in black plus one and a half other unclogged colours and then halfway through scrunches up the page, stuffs it into his mouth and starts making klaargkgkarghnomnomgrarghle noises before Bulmer tries desperately to retrieve the stricken page and it's suddenly spat out across the channel with a pho-rip-pohhhh noise - HERE'S YOUR FUCKING PRINTOUT CHUMP""* dw pipes hicks a nice white porcelain plate with a nice hot slice of apple pie. the crust is nicely short. he sprinkles over a soupcon of cinnamon and ladles on some extra thick double cream. hicks's eyes light up with glee :)"
LEWISQ48FAVUS21
"* LEWISQ invites Wagoo for cocktails at his club. Afterwards, they go to a West End theatre and have a naughty late-night curry in a marvellous little Indian place off Drury Lane. However, Wagoo is raped and murdered on the way home by a gang of skinhead bovver boys.""* WAGOO goes all inkjet and starts printing in black plus one and a half other unclogged colours and then halfway through scrunches up the page, stuffs it into his mouth and starts making klaargkgkarghnomnomgrarghle noises before favus tries desperately to retrieve the stricken page and it's suddenly spat out across the channel with a pho-rip-pohhhh noise - HERE'S YOUR FUCKING PRINTOUT CHUMP"
FAVUS18BULMER17
"* FAVUS NOTICE: WAGOO IS NOW PLAYING RUNAWAY: DREAM OF THE TURTLESHEAD - NOTICE!!!!!""* WAGOO goes all inkjet and starts printing in black plus one and a half other unclogged colours and then halfway through scrunches up the page, stuffs it into his mouth and starts making klaargkgkarghnomnomgrarghle noises before Bulmer tries desperately to retrieve the stricken page and it's suddenly spat out across the channel with a pho-rip-pohhhh noise - HERE'S YOUR FUCKING PRINTOUT CHUMP"
HICKS16NUKEM14
"* HICKS snaps his fingers and off in the distance "thunder" is heard, all of a sudden Dreamwarper is covered with vanilla ice cream, then from the heavens, a flash of light and Dreamwarper is covered with chocolate syrup, then whipped cream falls on Dreamwarper from a passing cloud,.... out of nowhere a big bright cherry appears on Dreamwarper's head. I take out my""* WAGOO ties nukem to the train tracks. CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA THE TRAIN IS COMING! CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA SURELY NUKEM WILL ESCAPE CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA THE TRAIN IS ALMOST HERE CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA IT IS HERE - I CAN'T WATCH! CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA THE TRAIN CRASHES INTO NUKEM'S.....FOOT! It WAS JUST A TOY TRAIN ALL ALONG HO HO HO HO HO HO HA!"
MrPSB3smf10
"* MrPSB hollows out a french stick and then ejaculates inside it until full, he then offers it to favus, who accepts and bites into it with glee, semen spilling over and dribbling down his chin. favus cackles in ecstasy and eats it all""* HICKS snaps his fingers and off in the distance "thunder" is heard, all of a sudden smffofts is covered with vanilla ice cream, then from the heavens, a flash of light and smffofts is covered with chocolate syrup, then whipped cream falls on smffofts from a passing cloud,.... out of nowhere a big bright cherry appears on smffofts's head. I take out my spoon and"
smf BULMER EDDOWES2dw ALF7
KREANS1ZYGOTES6
"* KREANS gives Wagoo a late mark next to his name in the register""* dw hollows out a french stick and then ejaculates inside it until full, he then offers it to zygoTeS, who accepts and bites into it with glee, semen spilling over and dribbling down his chin. zygoTeS cackles in ecstasy and eats it all"
  MrPSB cunts EDDOWES5
 
  [hs]higgs4
 "* dw imagines AcerBoson curled up on top of the bakery cookers like a kitten"
  MENTSKI COLLARD3
 
  LEWISQ [hs]RANDOM[15] NETH DIGISPY2
 
  MIKEJ JIM hb KREANS GOSSI [hs]tekno1
 

(^) Ordnung
Shiniest BootsSorest Bums
UserTimes KickedUserTimes Got Kicked
HICKS74dw35
WAGOO6WAGOO17
MrPSB3LEWISQ9
dw2FAVUS cunts DIGISPY4
FAVUS MENTSKI1HICKS KREANS3
BULMER MrPSB JIM SPAMMER_CUNT2
EDDOWES1

(^) Even More Bunk
NicksQuestionsSCREAMING
UserInstancesUserLinesUserLetters
LEWISQ103SEEEN26.66%WAGOO12.49%
"I_am_aroused_by_mopeds, hahsball_christ_vagina, Eddowes_is_sexing_in_Brighton, I_had_to_turn_it_off, Use_me_as_a_toilet, DesktopQ, My_Life_as_a_Toilet, Wish_beds_had_toilets, Oil_it_like_a_toilet, If-the-toilet-fits, DIGI_Spy, ToiletDweller, Fuck_`Abby`s`_stolen_iPad, Dial_a_Q, Red_Bull_gives_you_AIIIIIIDS, This_is_up--Up_is_no, OBAMA_SAID_`NIGGER`, Abby_shaves_her_telephone, I_want_to_brutalise_your_anus, I_raped_your_cousin`s_cat, there`s_been_a_delay, Cereal_Killer_Killer, A_GIANT_PENALTY, I_breached_your_dad`s_hymen, The_man`s_bloated_desmond""You have a child named Grant?""CHILLED MONKEY BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
FAVUS92[hs]t4nk25.92%MrPSB11.56%
"favus2k16, fav2k3, favuZZzzz, favUT, MER, favSPLEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, favTEMP, favis, $null, fav2000, favuZZZZzzzz, favuZZZzzzzz, FavIII, favATwork, Favtop, favfone, refvdefrgvas, dgfhesfghjdetgudkxcv, mooface, mooface2, favII, mfavusII, mooo, mrfavus, FavIIII""Hi, is it an IRC about DiGi routeurs?""LIKE SPUNKING WITH A WILLY?"
WAGOO76DIGISPY16.66%MENTSKI9.78%
"waglwt, POOZER, NOW-I-HAVE-A-MACHINEGUN-HOHOHO, VER______ANCIENT-SERPENT-DECEI, wagatha-xty, BATBATH, waggobed, Wagoo10, wagosx, Wagoo__, Wagoo-, Wagoo|, Wagoo_, QUICKMARCH-1234123412341234123, CAN-COUNT-TO-MARTIAN-POTATO, CHOLMONDELEY, BLACKIE, GEORGE-STOBBART, ALICE-COOPER, NIKKI-SIXX, QUEEG, SNOOSNOO, gloopy, PHARAOH-SAILING-TO-ORION, CNUT-THE-GREAT""is Dreamwarper a bot ?""WHY BRISTOL AIRPORT?"
JIM48GOATY15.95%GOSSI9.32%
"I-WAS-OVER-ONE-FT-LONG, Hope-Solos-Anus, DAVID-ICKE-WAS-RIGHT, MINGE-PIC-ENJOYER, DOING-SHITE, MORE-POOPOO, DAVE-BULMER-SEX-FACE, KATY-PERRY-SPREAD-EAGLE, TARQUIN-ROMBLE-SMYTHE, MORKOM-SPUNG-JIB, I-HAVE-2880-SHADERS, THE-MINGE-MASTER, MATE-OF-QUEUE, POSSIBLY-SHITTING, TECHNOFEAR, Tactical-Bacon, TERRIBLE-FEET-STENCH, DEATH-TO-HAMISH-MELGRIM-DRUM, BLAST-PROCESSING, FUCK-ALL-KIDS, FRXNT-VHTK-SONY-GURM, ONIONS-AND-RAPE-ENTHUSIAST, SPACE-COWBOY-AND-HAIRDRESSER, William-S-Sessions, YOU-TOUCH-MY-TRALALA""Hmm, are there chat logs, anything of the sort?""PARTY LIKE IT'S 1998"
HICKS44YUKI-ALITA15.78%FLUFFY7.08%
"hicks_, hicks2, THE-FACE-OF-GREGGS, hicksss, hickss, YOLK-ASSED-BITCH, JIM-FUCKING-DOVE, JET-FUEL-CANT-MELT-STEEL-BEAMS, BARSE, HURRICANE-BAWBAG, DRINKING-VOMIT, METALLICA-ARE-THE-U2-OF-THRASH, HE-SUCKS-FRESH-WANG, BULMER-SEX-CHANGE-ATTACK, SADLY_GO-KARTS, FLOOD-A-FUCKHOLE-WITH-PISS, chatboy, FANNY, FAT-FUCKING-MONGOLOID, CREEPY-MENT-FACE, DOES-EDDOWES-ACTUALLY-SHAG-TUR, CLUELESS-EGG-CUNT, SLIME, WANK-POWER, HONEY-BOURBON-BROTHER""when did cunts morph into a bot?""ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME"
EDDOWES31NETH13.28%JIM6.64%
"Centigrade_has_a_Posse, fuckbasket, Splee98, Netflix, zogger, Donsaur-Wurld, J98, Charlie-Hebddowes, One_Thousand_and_one_Nacht, a_monstrous_schoolgirl, Boggie, Ten10, Hulk-Hogan-RIP, Shit_Cleanup_Crew, Bureaucrat_Level_5, Ten98_, Turkey_Leg_Porn, Nose_and_Mouth_Sounds, o8oo, david_, fallout98, Ju_Suis_en_Frog, Toe_Knee_Hand_Cock, Edible_Cutlery, Stench_Nostalgia""Wagoo: did you know String/_dave?""DO YOU KNOW DAVE FROM SOUTHAMPTON?"
KREANS27[hs]Stackattack12.24%ALF5.21%
"OSSIE_ARDILES, British_Jews, Queen`s_Park_Raisins, That_Guy, NIGGER-CHRIST, COON-JESUS, Lt_Barclay, Richard_Milhous_Nixon, YIDS, SINITTA-UP-A-STICK, HARRY-KANE, I-DIED-IN-ABERDEEN, Nuclear_Spy, ARSENAL-FILTH-DROWN-IN-SHIT, I`M_RICK_BERMAN_BITCH, ACTUAL-NAZIS, krkengsd, ktkenga, YNWA, SCOUSERS-ARE-MORLOCKS, DAVE-MACKAY, Bob_Munkhouse, DIE_IN_THE_SUMMERTIME, Executive_Radish_Officer, krungds""is 'gay rugby' american football in this case?""NUTRIBULLET m8"
smf21M-A-M11.62%NUKEM4.81%
"CHRISTMAS-LIGHTS, smffofts, WRATH_WARRIOR, smffofts_, Patrice_Lumumba_University, PAINNSTEIN, I_was_raped_by_Mr_Mistoffelees, RATT_POISON, FUCK_YOU_I`M_A_DRAGON, HAIL_SATAN, SMDC2K, goddammitalltohell, me, anicklongerthanthirtycharacter, smttoffs, smf, tired, smffoftst, smffoftstt""Does it sell a rare good?""THERES NO WORDS THERE"
ALF18INFEY9.19%KREANS4.63%
"ALF, alphatek, alfatek, alphie, AlfaTech, alpahahahha, alpahatech, NEELIX, AlphaTech, alhahaha, alphahaha, alphatechhh, alphatecchhh, alphahatech, alphahahtech, alphatech, Alphahatech""The rumours were on about av for years, right?""THANKS ANYWAY LEW"
MENTSKI10FAVUS7.96%FAVUS3.80%
"MENTSKI, Mentski, MENTSKI_FLOSS, Mentuss, PINCHING_OFF_BUNGLES_FINGERS, PISSCHEESE_MCBUMBOLLOCKS, mentussdora, BALD_HARRY, EDDOWES_BLIND, HOW_TO_TRAIN_YOUR_RONSON""Is the Cobra MK4 still shite?""A HIDEO KOJIMA GAME"
ZYGOTES9smf6.82%LEWISQ3.56%
"zyogTeS, zygoTeS, ZYGOTES, I_ATTACKED_IT_AGAIN, ziGotes, zoGotes, SeTogyz, gotes""it;'s kinda germanish innit?""BOLLOCKS TO SNOOTY ABB0R!"
MIKEJ8BEN6.79%dw2.63%
"MikeJ, MIKEJ, Mike_J_, BARRY-BURTON, REX-BANNER, MR-CADBURYS-PARROT, OSTRICH, SENOR-DING-DONG""isn't that right, Tobin_ebooks?""Joke 745: <nukem> the n-gage??? ISNT THAT CAPTAIN PICARD'S FAVORITE MOBILE????"
BULMER [hs]higgs NETH GOSSI6[hs]tekno6.13%smf2.19%
"samsung printer ?""(CHRISTMAS-LIGHTS) moh"
[hs]latt5dw5.83%ZYGOTES2.06%
"[00:58] <Dreamwarper> HOMOSEXUALITY, rafa stared the same first team?""JUST GIVE EXAMPLES"
dw MrPSB [hs]t4nk4JIM5.43%[hs]Stackattack1.86%
"25dollar pounds for the t shirt?""CALL NOW TO MAKE ME YOURS"
NUKEM FLUFFY COLLARD GOATY ZILTERS BEN [hs]tekno3BULMER4.67%HICKS1.79%
"you can still get sugar puffs right? RIGHT??""well, a DEVIL'S CANYON"
TANE EDJE [hs]planetZ INFEY M-A-M2ZILTERS4.05%MIKEJ1.63%
"presumably not for shillinger?""REETO OUR KES YER BASTARD"
  HICKS3.91%[hs]higgs1.07%
 "aren't i7s all unlocked?""MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH"
  WAGOO3.68%EDDOWES1.04%
 "Port in /etc/sshd_config innit?""GOAT STATUS: BURNED"
  LEWISQ3.25%ZILTERS1.02%
 "Super Mario Deathland???""ADEBISI APPEARS"


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